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if you were smart...

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skiblue
Posts: 89 - Karma: 10
if you were smart you would live in a car
no taxes (except gas)
your house moves anywhere you go
you pick up so many more chicks with it
and its just plain better living

Mar 3 2003 2:33AM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
yeah, if you want to tell yourself that, go ahead, whatever makes you feel better
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Mar 3 2003 2:57AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
but you dont have TV or the internet, or anything that you can cook, and probably no refridgerator

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Mar 3 2003 9:24AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
pick up homeless chicks,the best thing about that is you can drop them off anywhere
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 3 2003 10:14AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Hahahahaha, clever...

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Viva La Resistance!

'Drive this car till the wheels fall off'-martin lawrence
Mar 3 2003 10:28AM
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k2_kodi
Posts: 727 - Karma: 11
if you were smart, you wouldn't say stupid shit like that
for chicks who rip-Beater productions
Mar 3 2003 10:29AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
that was great k2_kodi. it would get stunk up, where would u shit, and jerk off.



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'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
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Mar 3 2003 5:27PM
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k2_kodi
Posts: 727 - Karma: 11
...exactly...gotta have room :)
for chicks who rip-Beater productions
Mar 4 2003 2:33PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
hmm yes you would get tonnes of chicks. because you wouldnt shower
Mar 4 2003 2:43PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
And the car would smell great. And the seats would last long. and you'd be the coolest person in Whislter because you'd be down with the B Lot crew.
Mar 4 2003 4:07PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
And the car would smell great. And the seats would last long. and you'd be the coolest person in Whislter because you'd be down with the B Lot crew.
Mar 4 2003 4:10PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
haha, the B crew lot
Mar 4 2003 4:28PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
Posts: 552 - Karma: 10
one word......winnabago ! ya theres where its at

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Me: I learned how to make joints.
Parents: Oh...
(Ten Minutes Later)
Me: In Shop
Parents: **Still worried**

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