Replying to Dirty Dr. Suess Books

name some Dr Seuss books not on the shelves

1. the cat in the blender
2. Herbert the pervert likes Sherbert
3. Fox in detox
4. Who shat in the hat?
5. Hortin hires a ho
6. The grinch stole columbus day
7. Your colon can moo - can you?
8. Zippy the rabid gerbil
9. one bitch, two bitch, dead bitch, blue bitch
10. yentil the lentil
11. My pocket rocket needs a socket
12. aunts in my pants
13. oh the places you'll scratch and sniff!
14. horton fakes an orgasm
15. the grinches ten inches
16. the cat in the hat is a convicted paedophile
17. salmonella-infected eggs and ham