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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes's baby

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John.
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WHO GIVES A SHIT? Not me. there are thousands of babies born every day. big whoop
Apr 18 2006 10:14PM
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Mattman
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Thats going to be one fucked up child! ha
Apr 18 2006 10:15PM
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matthasaurusrex
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they were gunna name it moses.....hahah idiots
Apr 18 2006 10:15PM
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Lil-G
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nigga tha real name be Suri short for Surinama. you gotta keep up on dis shit
Apr 18 2006 10:16PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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little does tom know, thats really my child
Apr 18 2006 10:17PM
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Leckett
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they DID name it moses...or was that another one of julia roberts babies...i dont remember. but fuck. who names their daughter apple and son phinneous??
Apr 18 2006 10:18PM
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cjb1776
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i will probably be the spawn of satan
Apr 18 2006 10:25PM
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steeplechamp
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I don't know if he was just joking...but this its freakin nuts!
Cruise, 43, told GQ: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there." When it was pointed out that it would be a big meal, Cruise replied: "OK, maybe I won't."
I'm gonna go and watch his old movies to try and find bits and parts of his crazyness so i can see the build up.
Apr 18 2006 10:28PM
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John.
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you will? or it will?
Apr 18 2006 10:28PM
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cjb1776
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It* will probably be the spawn of satan

(My keyboard sucks)
Apr 18 2006 10:29PM
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SethMorrison
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its offical, katie holmes is the hottest milf in the world
Apr 18 2006 10:42PM
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Melvs
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how long till the kid gets on oprah and jumps up and down on the couch about his kindergarten crush???
Apr 18 2006 10:43PM
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John.
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word
Apr 18 2006 10:43PM
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sKILOve07
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hahaha........ but i was watching a thing on wacky celebrity names and there was some pretty messed up ones like Audio science, and dot and some others.
Apr 18 2006 11:42PM
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Literature
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We shouldnt be talking about this.
Apr 18 2006 11:45PM
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SethMorrison
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why the fuck is that
Apr 19 2006 1:18AM
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CrazedSkier1080
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its the anti christ... god help us
Apr 19 2006 1:21AM
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bcjibs
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watch more MILF hunter
Apr 19 2006 1:27AM
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~Cork_1080~
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i think thats what gweneth paltrow named her new baby
Apr 19 2006 1:50AM
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MrScruff
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they keep saying on the news 'we dont know whether it was a silent birth yet' over and over

who gives a crap about that when the hoop said he was going to eat the placenta!?
Apr 19 2006 6:03AM
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skogenjake
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i cant wait!!!

hazel and phinneaus=MAXIMUM CUTTTTEEENESSS!!! TomKats baby may beat it though!!! oMgZ!
Apr 19 2006 7:48AM
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Craigskis
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so how much do you think he paid her to carry his child...?


ahhahahhah

i'll wait for alba
Apr 19 2006 8:37AM
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STAUSS
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fucking scientologist bastards.
Apr 19 2006 8:52AM
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Mattman
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you said it
Apr 19 2006 5:23PM
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Timmy_G
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I fucking hate celebrities. Not all of them, but alot of them. The ones who try to put such an imprint in history or something. Like they have an impact on peoples lives.
Apr 19 2006 5:30PM
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Timmy_G
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I fucking hate celebrities. Not all of them, but alot of them. The ones who try to put such an imprint in history or something. Like they have an impact on peoples lives.
Apr 19 2006 5:31PM
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gmack24
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http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/view?&h=105&w=140&type=msmedia&rurl=www.boreme.com%2Fboreme%2Ffunny-2005%2Fcruise-oprah-p1.php&vurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.boreme.com%2Fboreme%2Fmedia-movies%2Fcruise-oprah.wmv&back=p%3Dtom%2Bcruise%2Boprah%26fr%3DFP-tab-vid-t%26toggle%3D1%26cop%3D%26ei%3DUTF-8&turl=re2.mm-da.yimg.com%2Fimage%2F1641399569&name=%3Cb%3Ecruise%3C%2Fb%3E-%3Cb%3Eoprah%3C%2Fb%3E.wmv&no=19&tt=87&p=tom+cruise+oprah&oid=3569c38750f927a8&size=9.6MB&dur=256&src=p
Apr 19 2006 5:33PM
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MrScruff
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thats awesome, she shuffles away from him after about 5 seconds :)
Apr 19 2006 5:44PM
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