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dude_le_skibum
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dude. so i'm ridding the chair and this kid, he was snoolerblading (poor kid) threw his empty juice box down the chair. i'm sitting in the chair behind, so i'm like asking him why and all. he's like yo hablo espanol. so i start speaking to him in spanish, oh he got caught there. then we get to the top. he starts skating away in fear. the kid ridding pooper scoopers of course he's going nowhere. i caught up to him. anyway. the poor kid. he couldn't put 2 words straight.he was shocked. anyway. don't throw stuff down the chair. common respect the nice nature thats around you. juice box, beer cans, trail maps. cigarette butches, roaches and all don't belong there. there's garbage cans everywhere.

i think i turned into a hippie.


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Mar 2 2003 10:38PM
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Lateralis
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i horked a big loogy and it landed right on a girls head out of town,it was about 50 feet and the sound effect was amazing,
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Mar 2 2003 10:40PM
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Downkink
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roaches... they shoudl be smoked untill there gone, not thrown away

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Mar 2 2003 10:40PM
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dude_le_skibum
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dude. cardboard isn'T really good for you.


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Mar 2 2003 10:42PM
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theBOSS.
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one time i hit a can and caught my edge and fell, it was very funny

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Mar 2 2003 10:43PM
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Ds91260
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i like knocking the snow off my skis onto ppl
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Mar 2 2003 10:46PM
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MSPbum
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hahah, cruz, thats pretty funny
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Mar 2 2003 10:47PM
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Lateralis
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pee in a condom and drop it on someone
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 2 2003 10:47PM
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dude_le_skibum
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you obvisouly have Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much spare time


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Mar 2 2003 10:49PM
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cams
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those yoplait tubes they were giving out were all over the mountain.. the snoshow had to pick it up.. suckers


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Mar 2 2003 10:56PM
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Lateralis
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no i seen it on a movie,it was a hilarious ski movie but i forget the name,the guys name was willy and he was a complete dork
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Mar 2 2003 10:57PM
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Papa
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ya that's gay, i see shit all the time on hills, it pisses me off
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Mar 2 2003 11:28PM
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Phrosty
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at aspen you can actually get fined for that shit.


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Mar 2 2003 11:36PM
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1080SwitchRider
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my buddy and i were chucking snowballs of the chair lift about a year ago and i hit some lady right in the face, she bailled hard.it was hillarious. kind of dangerous come to think of it. dont worry, she was ok
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Mar 3 2003 2:02AM
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cj
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i throw down stuff under the chair, seriously, the blackcomb park is sick....
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Mar 3 2003 2:23AM
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Hedekar
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There is a tree on Mt. Washington that the chair goes by real close, and there is always girls underwear thrown on to the branches of the tree. Bras and thongs and stuff, every couple weeks there is new stuff hanging there. It's pretty funny.





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Mar 3 2003 3:40AM
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dr_jibb
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LOL I think every resort has an underwear tree.
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Mar 3 2003 11:01AM
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Kornn101
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yea there is always an underwear chair, everywhere
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Mar 3 2003 1:05PM
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basegrinder
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there's always all kinds of GARBAGE under the lifts


Mar 3 2003 1:34PM
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StriderMG
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hah, thats pretty funny base

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Mar 3 2003 1:48PM
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mtbaker_rules
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man, baker needs an underwear tree. the girls' must be pretty talented to take their skibbies off on the chair
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Mar 3 2003 3:40PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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that movie with the pee filled condom is downhill willie. i saw some kids connect there poles and hang them down to the ground. I don't know why they did it but it was pretty cool.

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Mar 3 2003 3:55PM
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lineskier10
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yeah thats retarded throwin shit off like that, one local mountain has a trash can under the lift, and thats good because everyone throws their shit at that and its all in one place for them to pick up
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Mar 3 2003 4:04PM
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I love to litter. If I was the only one doing it, it wouldn't be a problem.

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Mar 3 2003 4:15PM
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