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jared
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Help please
Can anyone tell me where to find info on park building I can print out / order for the groomer drivers at my local hill. They really have no idea what size/proportions a table should be.
I hope some quality instructions + some beer will result a better effort being made. They are trying but some of what they have come up with so far is just dangerous. As I'm in japan if any of it was in japanese that would be great otherwise ill have to find someone to translate it. Anyway any info appreciated.
Mar 2 2003 9:21PM
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Phrosty
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kawasaki!! are they ninja park builders?


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Mar 2 2003 9:22PM
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l_KeViN_l
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I'd suggest hiring someone with a backhoe of bulldozer just to make you a table of dirt 10 - 15 ft high and say 30 ft long, then you get a buncha shovels and make a smooth landing so the tables like 20-25 ft long, then just use some hay bails for the lip.. Or get a groomer and just move a huge mound of snow and form it.


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Mar 2 2003 9:24PM
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jared
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I take back my very last sentence and replace it with - any useful info appreciated
Mar 2 2003 9:25PM
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jared
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that was for phrosty not u by the way
Mar 2 2003 9:25PM
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Phrosty
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ninjas are soo cool.


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Mar 2 2003 9:26PM
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EmcEEmahEm
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Umm... it's one of those things that you learn as you do. Pretty much just make sure it's a nice, wide lip (10-15 feet ought to do nicely) with a smooth upward transition. If it's a big table (30+ feet) you'll want to cut the tranny differently though. Instead of having it really pop you up like a smaller table, just have it kind of throw you off... less vertical throw, more horizontal throw. This is why everyone likes big tables so much, they don't throw your balance off so it's easier to huck huge tricks. As with any table, make sure that there is enough run-in room to get enough speed to easily make the landing. Speaking of the landing, you should probably be looking at 40 or more degrees on the landing. And make sure it's long enough so that people don't flat-bottom.





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Mar 2 2003 9:52PM
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Lateralis
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check out bobvila.com,you might find some instructions to build a nice maple venitian semi gloss acrylic with super texture
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Mar 2 2003 10:37PM
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mtbaker_rules
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definetely need lots of good hard wood. some long shafts that are wide in girth. and a smooth glossy top. man i'm a jerk. somebody slap me.
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Mar 3 2003 3:46AM
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lineskier10
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ninjas are sweet, if your in japan fuck skiing and go to a ninja dojo and learn how to be a kickass ninja, then you can kill people if they piss you off
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Mar 3 2003 9:13AM
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are the japanese honored or offended by the japan grab?

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Mar 3 2003 4:05PM
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bigskia
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i'm wondering how beer will help them make a better park....?


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Mar 3 2003 4:07PM
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lineskier10
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beer helps everything
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Mar 3 2003 4:09PM
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If you dont know how to build a table, you dont deserve a table.

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Mar 3 2003 4:17PM
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jared
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this place used to be pretty cool but now it just sucks, way to many 14 year olds with an attitude.
Mar 4 2003 12:05AM
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bigskia
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yeah but what are you going to do about it? bitch and moaning won't do anything.


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


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Mar 4 2003 12:06AM
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jared
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find a new forum - I have done but some questions have to be asked everywhere to get a good answer.

have fun here.
Mar 4 2003 12:16AM
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123ski
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just get pictures of tables from parkcity and give those to the guys. other resorts might have some good pics too, like maybe The Canyons
Ill even include some pics, THESE PICS WILL SHOW ABOUT EVERY ANGLE FOR DIFFERENT KIND OF JUMPS, PRINT THESE OUT AND GIVE IT TO THE PARK CREW





















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Mar 4 2003 3:10AM
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jared
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sweet, thanks, good idea, I knew there was still someone not just flaming around here.
Mar 4 2003 9:15AM
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Lateralis
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im so jealous,i have a raging boner and its foaming at the mouth,ahhhh
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Mar 4 2003 12:20PM
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ooooooh its looks soo hard, its a big mystery. Its a freekin ramp made out of snow. Prediction: you are going to build a big table and break your face on it first try and permanently shut down your park and shame newschool forever.

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Mar 4 2003 12:32PM
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jared
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Youthinasia - can you not read you stupid fuck, I am not building it, I am just after professional instructions I can pass on to the groomer drivers so they can fix the 'ramps made of snow' which they have already fucked up. I'll bet my left testie I'd kick your ass.

now im a lame ass flamer like you - happy?
Mar 6 2003 8:44PM
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