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Mad libs

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garettnorthey
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lets make mad libs like that other thread
Apr 17 2006 12:22PM
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*DrewT*
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Then they stuck a splinter up the pee hole of stephens tiny penis and got slivers all over the inside of his dick so when he pissed it was horribly painful
May 30 2006 1:31PM
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p-a
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so he decided to get it removed, and get a sex change
May 30 2006 5:21PM
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r.w
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I already said that stephen had a vagina becasue of a sex change you homos ^

anyways.... stephen must have changed back to a boy, so when he masterbates in public it's more noticable...
May 30 2006 5:34PM
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p-a
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but then eric grabed his english sub's ass
May 30 2006 8:15PM
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BigJew
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after he rose from the dead as a (more) brainless zombie
May 30 2006 8:29PM
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Corkster
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he hunted the 60 year old with a mustache for a good time tonite
May 30 2006 9:24PM
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s.jeff
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and then after the sex with the 60 yr old sub eric left and decided to never call her back and then decided to phone ryan and asked if he wanted to have anal with him .
May 30 2006 9:33PM
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Corkster
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ryan missed his call but quickly called him back after listening to the message that had been left for him the idea of anal sex caused his penis to
May 30 2006 9:38PM
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s.jeff
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erect and then quickly dialing erics number and agreed to have anal with eric he hopped on the bus to red deer and ...
May 30 2006 9:55PM
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BigJew
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he realised he was a necropheliac cause he was shagging a zombie.
May 30 2006 10:08PM
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r.w
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but this wasent real casue it was just a crazy dream that paul came up with in his head during the night and had 10 wetdreams all over himself, when..
May 30 2006 10:29PM
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garettnorthey
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he started to like having wet dreams all over imself so he made it part of his nightly routine right after jacking off so.......
May 30 2006 11:03PM
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BigJew
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but the crazy part was that paul hadn't hit puberty yet so he couldn't have wet dreams and infact he was just pissing himself...
May 30 2006 11:04PM
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r.w
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but when he was pissing on himself he was really pissing on garett to becasue garett likes to watch paul sleep and he sometimes spoons paul when he reaches deepsleep.....and sometimes garett gets over excited and sticks his penis in paul anal cavity
May 30 2006 11:16PM
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Corkster
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causing both pain and pleasure
May 31 2006 12:16AM
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r.w
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mostly pleasure for paul though..
Jun 4 2006 7:27PM
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Corkster
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and pain for garret because paul installed razors in his ass from his experience in prison
Jun 4 2006 7:36PM
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garettnorthey
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and then it turned out that paul didnt put razors in my ass but he put them in stephens ass.........
Jun 4 2006 10:21PM
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p-a
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but then it turned out to not be razor's but instead dildo's in which steven had lost while pleasuring himself
Jun 5 2006 5:43PM
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Corkster
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after some good dildo fun stephen decided to
Jun 5 2006 6:07PM
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p-a
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try and fit his fist in his ass
Jun 5 2006 6:50PM
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Corkster
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he figured it had been well stretched over the years and figured his fist wouldnt hurt that much
Jun 5 2006 6:52PM
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r.w
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but in reality he had a tiny ass due to some unknown birth defects, even after all the years with a dildo he put his fist in his ass but couldt get it out..
Jun 5 2006 7:01PM
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*DrewT*
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so he cut his hand off and was never able to poop again
Jun 5 2006 7:03PM
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p-a
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so then after not going to the bathroom, (number 2) for a month he finally got his hand cut off surgicaly and then decided to eat his crap with a spoon
Jun 5 2006 7:03PM
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r.w
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paul, andrew just said that he got his hand cut off, are you blind? can you read? anywayss...

all the poo in his bum started to over flow into his stomach and up his throat untill he started talking with poo spewing everywhere, ultimatly killing his parents from the stink..
Jun 5 2006 7:20PM
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p-a
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andrew posted that while i was typing my responce

so then he decided to do the world a favor and jumped off a building and when he landed on the concrete poo spattered everywhere
Jun 6 2006 10:14AM
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Corkster
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the severe constapation troubled him everyday for the rest of his life
Jun 6 2006 6:34PM
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r.w
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so eventually he killed himself but shoving a dildo into his nose, puncturing his brain...
Jun 6 2006 7:31PM
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r.w
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...himself (sp)^by.... sorry i put but instead of by..carry on
Jun 6 2006 7:31PM
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p-a
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and after he killed himself eric raped the remains
Jun 6 2006 9:34PM
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s.jeff
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of his dog and then went and did the same thing to paul wich he enjoyed then
Jun 6 2006 10:38PM
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r.w
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stephen came back to life while paul was fucking his dead cold body, and stephen fuck paul back so hard he died...
Jun 6 2006 11:29PM
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s.jeff
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and then stephen left and told ryan that paul was availible so ryan went to paul and blew him then
Jun 6 2006 11:34PM
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r.w
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stephen woke up and realised it was all a crazy fantasy dream, consisting of gay sex, and nechrophilia, he told ryan later that day and ryan told all of stephens friends and stephen ended up being a brokeback loner for the rest of his life...
Jun 7 2006 5:18PM
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Corkster
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that spent his days checking out www.lemonparty.org and masterbating to it
Jun 7 2006 5:55PM
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s.jeff
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except then Ryan realised it was his dream, then he told everyone on NS and they all made fun of him like they do to Deadly_Romantic. Then Ryan became a socail outcast on NS and hung out alot With Deadly_Romantic and Lil_G.
Jun 9 2006 4:31PM
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r.w
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but ryan regained his popularity and killed them both by traineing stephen to eat humans on his spare time, then after the incident stephen got arrested and was imprisoned for life....and later becasue one of the he/she girls of the prison yard giving blow jobs to huge black people...
Jun 9 2006 5:45PM
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s.jeff
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that reminds me of The Longest Yard
Jun 9 2006 5:47PM
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Corkster
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stephen felt like an outcast because he didnt have a penis of his own
Jun 9 2006 6:20PM
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s.jeff
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but neither did rory so rory got a penis implant
Jun 9 2006 6:21PM
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r.w
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and ryans dog bit both there fake penis's off, so they became girls once again
Jun 10 2006 11:49PM
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buckweet
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i love oranges
Jun 11 2006 10:17AM
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garettnorthey
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ande adam ate an orange
Jun 11 2006 11:14PM
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r.w
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i like oranges to
Jun 25 2006 1:10AM
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