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Mad libs

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garettnorthey
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lets make mad libs like that other thread
Apr 17 2006 12:22PM
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*DrewT*
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All the pedofiles to go and rape collin because nobody could see them.
May 27 2006 12:51PM
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T.Fern
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and then they all came back and fucked eric up the ass
May 27 2006 1:25PM
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r.w
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and the "deer" in "red deer" wanted to fuck eric up the ass to
May 27 2006 1:32PM
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BigJew
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but luckily Eric had on an ass protector so they got bored until they heard ryan's high pitched voice so they...
May 27 2006 1:50PM
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*DrewT*
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cut off his balls and made him eat them
May 27 2006 1:56PM
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Corkster
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through a straw
May 27 2006 2:19PM
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r.w
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but ryan refused and kicked all there asses with a ski pole and the wild animals used all their dead bodies as sex toys
May 27 2006 2:30PM
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Corkster
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to shove in each others asses while taylor hid behind a tree waiting for
May 27 2006 6:47PM
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r.w
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paul and garett to rape them
May 27 2006 9:27PM
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*DrewT*
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They came and Taylor put if pasty white dick
May 28 2006 10:33AM
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p-a
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in garretts ass while paul ran away
May 28 2006 12:19PM
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garettnorthey
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and i went all kung fu on their asses and
May 28 2006 12:34PM
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Corkster
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ended up getting overpowered by the mass gay orgy and
May 28 2006 12:51PM
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garettnorthey
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ran away
May 28 2006 12:52PM
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garettnorthey
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and put paul in my place
May 28 2006 12:53PM
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Corkster
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right in between eric and Taylor, where he took a dick from each end
May 28 2006 12:59PM
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r.w
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when he started to cry in overjoyment
May 28 2006 1:22PM
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BigJew
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Only to realise that it wasn't eric's dick but andrew's so he cried because it was so small...
May 28 2006 1:43PM
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r.w
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^hahaha......then andrew started to cry becasue he got made fun of so much and eventually went home, masturbated, then slit his wrists
May 28 2006 1:51PM
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*DrewT*
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After realising he wasn't emo he bandaged them up and masturbated again
May 28 2006 2:21PM
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BigJew
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to gay porn with..
May 28 2006 2:33PM
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r.w
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paul by his side
May 28 2006 2:33PM
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BigJew
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helping him when he got tired with the tweazers until..
May 28 2006 3:26PM
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*DrewT*
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eric and ryan 69'd
May 28 2006 3:54PM
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p-a
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untill eric ran inside cut off andrew's dick and ran away, he then had surgery to put it on so he didn't need a comp. program to make it bigger
May 28 2006 3:55PM
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BigJew
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but the problem was andrew's dick was so small he put it in a vending machine and bought an ice cold coca cola...
May 28 2006 4:18PM
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*DrewT*
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then some emo kid came and stabed a knife up erics ass
May 28 2006 4:30PM
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BigJew
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And Eric was like WTF? and then he realized it was Andrew who was mad at him for taking his dick...
May 28 2006 4:31PM
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*DrewT*
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and he realised it wasn't an emo kid either and he was dying from having a knife inside of him
May 28 2006 4:47PM
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Corkster
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After this whole ordeal eric and andrew skipped home holding hands only to realize that...
May 28 2006 5:10PM
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BigJew
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Eric left his intestines where andrew stabbed him...
May 28 2006 5:21PM
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*DrewT*
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he decided it wasn't that important so within 3 minutes he was dead.
May 28 2006 5:56PM
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Corkster
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the next day andrew mourned erics death by
May 28 2006 7:42PM
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Corkster
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having sex with pauls dog then
May 28 2006 7:43PM
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Gavinator
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having sex with rory and his mom while andrew jizzed in a coffee mug and rory drank it
May 28 2006 7:50PM
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Corkster
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unaware of the jizz within and dumped it out because of the gross taste. As it was being dumped out gavin got on the ground and began drinking the coffee as it was dumped out thinking
May 28 2006 7:52PM
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*DrewT*
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man this is some good cum
May 28 2006 8:35PM
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BigJew
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I just wish it was in my bum...
(EXTRA POINTS FOR RHYMING)
May 28 2006 9:00PM
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*DrewT*
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oh how that would be the sum...
May 28 2006 9:58PM
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p-a
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and you fools are all so dumb
May 29 2006 5:22PM
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Corkster
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because theres cum in pauls bum
May 29 2006 6:23PM
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BigJew
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a rump a pum pum!
May 29 2006 6:48PM
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Corkster
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next up is pau ha huls mom
May 29 2006 6:49PM
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*DrewT*
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And I banged her both ways
May 29 2006 8:11PM
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r.w
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all through the night till stephen found you and chased you with a 2x4...
May 29 2006 8:20PM
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Corkster
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so he could shove it up his ass
May 29 2006 10:12PM
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BigJew
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and his own ass at the same time...
May 29 2006 10:16PM
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Corkster
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they figured it would be like the porn clip they had watched the night before where the two chicks used a double dildo
May 29 2006 10:23PM
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s.jeff
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but then rory got jealous so stephen left so andrew and rory could have the porn clip with the 2 x 4 up their ass.
May 29 2006 11:17PM
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r.w
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but steven came back casue he wanted it in the vagina (which he had put on last month) and in the ass, so they broke the 2x4 in half one end in rory, and the other in andrews, the middle pieces were inside stephens ass and vagina at the same time
May 29 2006 11:45PM
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