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Best Prank Phone Calls

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clarkhamilton3
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I was just wondering wat u think is the best prank phone call uve ever done

Me and my friend made a s hit load of prank phone calls and i was just wondering wats the best one u ever did

Some we did are like we called random numbers and were like hey do u like porno (in an all excited telemarketing voice) well then we have a great offer for u we have all etnic porno for jus 29.95, it includes Iraqi porno, chinc porno, nigger porno, chigger porno, interrational porno, and so on (we changed are selection each time)

you may not find it funny but i was just wondering wats ur best one u ever did
Apr 15 2006 11:32PM
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sexy_skier_babii
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i call people telling them im from a chinese resturant, or a meat factory, and the i love jesus chat. all of those were the best.
Apr 15 2006 11:33PM
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Leckett
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prank calls are so grade 9
Apr 15 2006 11:42PM
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ArmadaFreerider8
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listen to howard stern
Apr 15 2006 11:43PM
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Corkster
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calling people and talking in a kid voice telling them that your daddy rapes you
Apr 15 2006 11:45PM
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Leckett
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one time some retarded kids prank called our house and weer talking in a hindu voice and i could hear them giggling in the back so i was like yea your an idiot you shoulda *69'd it your number is (blahblah) and itll take me 2 seconds to find out wher eyou live and 10 seconds to smash every window in your house and they were like oh fuck sorry man were sooo sorry and i was like fuck you and hung up
Apr 16 2006 12:00AM
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garrett.
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hi im from the national sperm bank of (insert your state name here) you squeeze we freeze it would u like to make a donation?
Apr 16 2006 12:19AM
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skifree919
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My friend called a local old people home, and said they had a keg of vodka (?) to be delivered. An old lady picked up, and told us she really wanted the keg of vodka in her room and she wanted to have a party. Soooo funny
Apr 16 2006 1:02AM
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J.Bass
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i like the "then you better go catch it" one
Apr 16 2006 1:16AM
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slimbruddah
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ahhah if someone prank called u wiht out the * thingy, you can just use 411.com or canada411.com to find out wehre they live...
Apr 16 2006 1:27AM
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Elijah.
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shit thats my grade
Apr 16 2006 2:39AM
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shea.
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haha if u try but get an ansering machine... put on a slight south america accent and go:

hey this is hernando... you missed oyur dance lesson, the dance of LOVE!! ring me bak so we can organise another appointment

then ring back a while later and get real angry... like... hey you stupid bitch i aint waitin for your call for nuttin or w.e
Apr 16 2006 3:18AM
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Leckett
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hahah with the answering machine thing...i think it would be pretty sweet to talk like the old gay guy in family guy and be like "hello, im afriad i am unable to answer the phone right now. but if youd like to leave a message, im sure i can get back to ya. if this is martha, i put the beans in the freezer, just as you asked me to.
Apr 16 2006 9:08AM
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skierdudeguy
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i got a call from a girl, saying she was "con-bon" (connor, who changed his name to be more faboblous), from the national gay youth society. i guess he recieved my application, and i got in. there was a meeting that monday, and the dress code was no shirt, no pants. just a speedo.
Apr 16 2006 12:54PM
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monkers
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yeahs hows that funny? I do like the answer machine one though, genius!
Apr 16 2006 2:57PM
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3ski6guy0
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those dr. phil soundboards on ebaums world have given me a couple nights of laughing my ass off with prank calling. i suggest you guys go check it out
Apr 16 2006 4:31PM
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rockymountainmilitia
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anyone ever heard the arnold shwartzeneger (sp) pranks calls where the use voice clips from kindergarten cop and terminator and his other flick and have full conversations with people. that shit is so funny.
Apr 16 2006 6:11PM
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D_Mezz
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yea i like the soundboards on ebaums the best
Apr 16 2006 6:17PM
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clarkhamilton3
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yea thinkin back on it now its not funny at all but at the time i found it pretty funnny
Apr 18 2006 9:58PM
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awsomecoolguy
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if you get a younger sounding girl i like you act like a black pimp that is in love with the girl but he heard she cheeted on him.
Apr 18 2006 10:19PM
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mad_540_trix
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long time ago, but a couple of us called the local auto supply shop and asked if they had butt plugs.

"spark plugs?"
"no, butt plugs"

we copied it off of another prank call, but it was still funny.

oh, and we called the local native reserve band office, and said we were having a party, and they were invited, but they couldn't invite any natives.
Apr 18 2006 10:23PM
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Leckett
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i remember the buttplug prank call...
Apr 18 2006 10:24PM
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Bluemt65
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I got the cops called on me the other day for pranking an old guy. We used the famous "you kicked my dog sound board." It was some random number and this old guy answered and he was all like" I didnt kill your dog, Im calling the cops." an hour later the cops called and we had to appoligize. we *69 it but the cops got our number. It was worth it.
May 13 2006 12:32PM
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-benedetto
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isn't it *67??????

but anyway when i used to prank people back in freshman study hall, i came up with the brilliant idea of using the classifieds. so many choices. holy shit. like i know its fucked up but we'd call people who are missing thier dogs and say we found them dead lmfao either that or tell them a place we'd meet. or you call asking about furniture for sale so you can film a porno and about used cars and shit. endless amount of options. doesn't sound too funny but holy shit that used to keep us occupied for an hour and 20 minutes. btw i used to be the best with sounding mad serious
May 13 2006 1:00PM
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