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kristen
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I like Penguins... Especially this one. Keep poking him... it's fun.

http://fun12.gamesville.lycos.com/html_poke/poke_penguin.htm

On soulage une journèe sans argent avec une biere mais on ne peut soulager une journèe sans biere avec de l'argent!
Mar 1 2003 4:43PM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
thats funny, but my hand hurts....
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Mar 1 2003 6:57PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i seen a penguin die,it was brutal,he fell off an ice berg,landed on some more ice than bounced off and landed in the water and drowned
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 1 2003 6:58PM
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Rip
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 3
Its impossible for a penguin to die


Mar 1 2003 7:23PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
yo i watched this show on tv and this guy had a penguin for a pet.

he would feed him fish and dress him in tuxs and shit.

then he trained him how to do backflips.
it was bomb


I eat fruit when i cant eats nomores - my super stoned friend on tips to getting your money's worth at buffet's
Mar 1 2003 7:52PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
Mar 1 2003 7:56PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
i wish that could be my icon


''You've seen my work,
You know my steeze,
There's a slim chance I'm gonna hesitate to squeeze, please.''
Mar 1 2003 7:59PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
OMG!!! That is some funny shit!

Mar 1 2003 8:02PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
i am a penguin!

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
Mar 1 2003 8:45PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I think that's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
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Mar 1 2003 8:47PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
lol, thats hilarious



'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
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Mar 1 2003 8:55PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
that game was phatty
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Mar 2 2003 3:22AM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
ahaha thats soooooo funny (the video)
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Mar 2 2003 3:38AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
im sure its impossible for them to die
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 2 2003 4:03AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
penguins die all the time

the stupid bastards push eachother into the water. once one falls in, if he dosnt get eaten by a seal, then the rest jump in. its hilarious to see the penguins reaction when he gets out of the water and kicks the guys ass who just pushed him in.


I eat fruit when i cant eats nomores - my super stoned friend on tips to getting your money's worth at buffet's
Mar 2 2003 5:47PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
no they dont, penguins have magic powers that make them live forever and see through walls with laser beams that come out of their eyes


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
Mar 2 2003 5:50PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
he fell like 100 feet onto sharp ice and then bounced into water,how can you not die from that
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 2 2003 7:09PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
^magic penguin powers!


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
Mar 2 2003 7:57PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
oh yes
i must have completely forgot about that whole see through anything ability and lazer eyes.
man im such a stuipd bastard.
ignore my first post
sorry for any inconvienience


I eat fruit when i cant eats nomores - my super stoned friend on tips to getting your money's worth at buffet's
Mar 2 2003 8:44PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
i want a penquin as a pet. that would def be sick. having a cold place for them to chill all the time would be expensive...but if i had the money i'd do it.

Wachusett Ripper Crew
'Cool! You've got those frontwards backwards skis. How do you like them?' - An events guy at Mt. Abram asking me about my scratches.
Mar 3 2003 12:50AM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
If I was super duper rich, I'd make half of a ginormous house all frozen and stuff.
Have penguins and polar bears.
But the polar bears and penguins are friends, and they chill and stuff.
Mar 3 2003 12:55AM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
kristen your icon scares me.
Taste Death. Live Life.
Mar 3 2003 2:13AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
that guy on ripleys had a pet penguin,he had a top hat and a bowtie and stuff,it was hilarious
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 3 2003 12:33PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
hey soxripper, ill buy you a penguin for your birthday too


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
Mar 3 2003 4:39PM
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Jailbait
Posts: 349 - Karma: 10
hahahha that was gold mark

*All the 'Best Deceptions and the Clever Cover Story' awards go to You*
Mar 3 2003 4:52PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
sweet!! my birthday is gonna kick ass next year. a penquin and a car that does 0-60 in less than 4 seconds, hmmm what else will be added to the list.

Wachusett Ripper Crew
'Cool! You've got those frontwards backwards skis. How do you like them?' - An events guy at Mt. Abram asking me about my scratches.
Mar 3 2003 5:12PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
the penguin on the site is one crazy mofo..

and the vid is fucking hilarious, im starting to consider going into a penguin breeding business


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
Mar 3 2003 5:19PM
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gravitybytes
Posts: 444 - Karma: 10
Penguins are the coolest things ever. I want to be Mr. Popper from that crappy book just so I could have a lot of those lil guys.
Mar 3 2003 6:26PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
The vid is funny but old... and the site is hilarious.
^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
Mar 3 2003 6:26PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
I'll give you me.
Mar 3 2003 9:35PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
you know what completely put me off penguins

that fat fucker joe peschi or who ever the hell it was that played penguin in batman two

i hate him

penguins so do not run around biting other peoples noses. the just waddle and say squack squack.


Would you guys like me better if i had huge tits? - my not so good looking friend on why hes not popular with the ladies
Mar 4 2003 5:29PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
dude, waddling around and saying quack quack....... that would be so cool to do that all day, but not as cool as if my dog could talk.
'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
Mar 4 2003 6:04PM
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