What I don't get is how these two filthy, disgsting children aren't covered in body hair. Just look at Jack, that fucker is one nasty shit...you'd think he'd have a fucking happy trail that goes from his chin, down the front, down and around all the way back up to his neck...but oh no, they're clean for some reason. I can see Kelly getting a wax job, which is acceptable, shes a little a princess, but Jack? That would take hours of exhausting man labour...slaves would be needed. Anyhow, just makes you think...maybe hes a robot?
''You've seen my work,
You know my steeze,
There's a slim chance I'm gonna hesitate to squeeze, please.''