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Ass_Cock
Posts: 112 - Karma: 10
yo, i'm thinking of getting spancered. i can do steez 180's and huntony's... I'm out in the park thuggin' it at the bottom every day. all the kids really look up to me because I live such a ghetto life and my clothes are so baggy I gotta have two belts, one to hold my snow pants up and the other to hold my shorts up underneith. and I'm such a kick ass skier I only go out when the weather is good (hence wearing the shorts),

so could you all go and tell your connections to hook me up with a spancership. it'd be the dope shit.

fau-q
Feb 28 2003 1:49PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
what the hell is a spancership?

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
Feb 28 2003 1:53PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
its kind of like skidamerinkidinkidink skidamerinkidoo.


''You've seen my work,
You know my steeze,
There's a slim chance I'm gonna hesitate to squeeze, please.''
Feb 28 2003 2:23PM
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Rip
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 3
Its kind of like eating broccoli and then picking your nose with a toothpick


Feb 28 2003 2:24PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
uh oh,alpentalik has 4000 posts,bring out the tea and crumpets,the party begins
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Feb 28 2003 2:26PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
it sorta hurts...but doesnt feel any different.


''You've seen my work,
You know my steeze,
There's a slim chance I'm gonna hesitate to squeeze, please.''
Feb 28 2003 2:31PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
Send me your fax number.

I represent a major steeze manufacturing company. I think you have what it takes. I've got an 8 year $600 million dollar contract sitting on my desk for you. A Cadillac Escalade EXT will be included. Point to a residence in any ski town and we will evict the tenants immediately so you can move in. An Apache attack helicopter and the snowmoblie featured in the latest James Bond movie will be provided for your backcountry access. You will also have access to no less than 20 (twenty) siliconed bibmos at all times. Your Crystal budget is 40 bottles per week. You may buy up to 260 pounds of gold per month. Mr. T will be your bodyguard. You will have a full wardrobe of logoed XXXXXXXL clothing that must be worn at all times (even during intercourse). And you must attend freeskiing events as directed by The Company.

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'your mom has a nasty gouge.'
Feb 28 2003 2:34PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
hahahahahahaha

Wachusett Ripper Crew
'Cool! You've got those frontwards backwards skis. How do you like them?' - An events guy at Mt. Abram asking me about my scratches.
Feb 28 2003 2:36PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
Posts: 2023 - Karma: 8
yah thats right, spancership is da shiznit yo, word to yo mutha
Feb 28 2003 3:38PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
'then land w/ steez, and be like bitch please'
emil coty. is there any resemblance


BACON
(receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


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Feb 28 2003 3:48PM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
i want to get spancered. my steezy is cheezy though
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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...
Feb 28 2003 6:43PM
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gravitybytes
Posts: 444 - Karma: 10
Go to prison, you'll probably get spancered in the ass by some big black guy named chip
Feb 28 2003 7:17PM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
well in that case i want to get spancered by youthinasia's icon. he's superfly!
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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...
Feb 28 2003 7:19PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
Before you get your ass spancered... tried to learn how to stomp 360s... with decent grabs... unless you are 10 you don't deserve a spancership
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Feb 28 2003 7:20PM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
theres no hope for u, sorry

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.
my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
Feb 28 2003 7:26PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
wow some people are thick
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patproductions.com
Mar 1 2003 12:46AM
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ColoradoFlats
Posts: 2467 - Karma: 23
hahaha
Mar 1 2003 9:19AM
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Fresco
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
why does everyone have to be so worried about be sponsord? it makes no sense.
Mar 1 2003 11:44AM
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mckeeman
Posts: 2674 - Karma: 122
its so funny to see all of you fags claimin...i should be sponsered i got mad steez...fuck i know 3 kids in whistler that arent even old enough to grow pubes and they have sponsors drooling at their feet. The best one of them is the smallest and youngest...sean petit, 10yrs old not more than 4 ft tall. This kid is cleanin the highest level with such wicked style and dificulty...have you ever seen a 10yr old stick a cork 7 like tanner? He knows hes gonna get the full ride in like 2 or 3 yrs but hes not worried about that...quit claimin, quit beakin off and ride...
word to the junior mint possie:
kye,sean an callum




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'Can we discuss this further in the privacy of my hot tub?' Mitts to some chick who shot him down outside garfs...
Mar 1 2003 10:26PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
is it just me, or did any1 understand what he just said



'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
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Mar 1 2003 10:26PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
mckeeman i dont think he is serious
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Mar 1 2003 10:29PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
ya mkeemean chill the fuck out
Mar 1 2003 10:59PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
man, ryan knows what hes talking about,and hes correct in essentially everything he just said
-Grant

*Fuck El Niño*
Mar 1 2003 11:02PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
except for the fact that he took a sarcastic thread seriously


''You've seen my work,
You know my steeze,
There's a slim chance I'm gonna hesitate to squeeze, please.''
Mar 2 2003 1:19AM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
can anybody else spell sponsored and other forms of the word correctly or is it just me? everytime i see one of these threads, even when they're serious, it's spelt wrong. seems to me the first step to being sponsored is actually being able to spell the frickin word right.
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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...
Mar 2 2003 2:47AM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
Spunsoared

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
Mar 2 2003 2:06PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
hahaha calgaryjibber is the shit^^

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
Mar 2 2003 2:17PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
what about spawnsworedship
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 2 2003 7:29PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
what about it?


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
Mar 2 2003 7:59PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
zponzertchip, hah, beat that!



'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team
Mar 2 2003 9:53PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
btw, how can u take something seriously from a guy called ass-cock



'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team
Mar 2 2003 9:54PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
that is very true,i wouldnt trust a guy whos name was exconvict666,but he was easy,what the hell eh
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 2 2003 10:35PM
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Online_AIien
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10
How does MCkeeman know those kids have no pubes? I'll bet you $48.00 that he has anal sex with the 'junior mint (gay sex) possie' on a daily basis.
Mar 2 2003 10:56PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hahaha problably,i got 10 on it,count me in
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 2 2003 10:59PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 134
WOW, i just noticed, its PAPA SMERF

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Mar 3 2003 12:39AM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
betta recognize. leader of the original blue man crew in da house!
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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...
Mar 3 2003 3:16AM
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