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soulskier
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Supposedly she was asked to be in a movie about Mother Theresa as Mother Theresa, what is wrong with the world we are living in?
Apr 10 2006 11:31PM
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awickes
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makin money, ill watch that shit. as long as she kisses another hot nun
Apr 10 2006 11:32PM
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TechnoPotamus
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hahaha rock on. are you sure that rumor is true? it is paris hilton we're talkin bout
Apr 10 2006 11:47PM
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John.
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that would be seriously the last person in the world i would choose to portray mother teresa. literally
Apr 10 2006 11:51PM
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.nafus.
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that wouldnt make sense... i saw her once and i was like "hi paris" and she just looked at me weird . bitch
Apr 11 2006 12:04AM
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traer
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There isn't even a slight resemblance between the two.
Apr 11 2006 12:17AM
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ag.
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it's all abut the money man, think of how many people will want to see that..it'll make millions just in theatres
Apr 11 2006 12:20AM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
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but mother theresa was old and ugly Paris would never go for that maybe it the name of the next porn she will be in and there will be a plot this time and a story line we will have to follow to get her naked and fuck her all wild!
Apr 11 2006 12:32AM
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sugarnspice
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one things for sure, they both lie about their bed post score.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZING
Apr 11 2006 12:38AM
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sugarnspice
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mine's so notched up I needed to get a large 2x8 sheet of plywood to continue the score
Apr 11 2006 12:38AM
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freestyler540
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Paris Hilton is a stupid rich bitch. She is the reason why most girls try act like a whore.
Apr 11 2006 8:53AM
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Lé.Skiing
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paris hilton is the worst actress ever... the only reason i watched house of wax was to see her get brutally murdered, and thats all, the movie sucked ass cause she cant act worth shit.
Apr 11 2006 12:11PM
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steezy_1_piece
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i cant even see her memorising the lines. She end up saying "thats hot" or somethin like that.
Apr 11 2006 12:21PM
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lowtech
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that's prob the worst choice ever to portray mother theresa
Apr 11 2006 12:48PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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definitely the worst choice.
i'll tell you why:

last summer i was down in good ol Cali and i saw Paris. and I walked up to her and said "aiyo paris what the dilly?" and she said "i am the anti christ" and i said "what the shit! i thought i was! god damnit."
Apr 11 2006 12:51PM
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Deafboy
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in conclusion paris hilton listens to slayer.
Apr 11 2006 1:41PM
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RWalker
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hahahaha that would be the worst movie ever
Apr 11 2006 2:04PM
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asac
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hahaha yeah the same girl who played a black guy's girlfriend in house of wax, and pretended to give road dome is going to play mother theresa
Apr 11 2006 2:28PM
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steevner
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that shits tru! omg, paris is a fucking whore. a rich whore too
Apr 11 2006 2:59PM
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Petey.
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HAHAHA....PARIS HILTON....MOTHER THERESA......WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Apr 11 2006 3:07PM
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shagalabagala
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what a good idea
maybe next we could get eminem to play ghandi
Apr 11 2006 5:07PM
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FUUUCK
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what about courtney love?
Apr 11 2006 5:12PM
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Leckett
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the only reason i watched that movie is cause elisha cuthbert is FUCKING hot
Apr 11 2006 5:14PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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bah...she's sooooooo hot...my buddy is like super tight with her..she looks good in pjs
Apr 11 2006 5:16PM
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Leckett
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she looks good in anything. shed even look good bald
Apr 11 2006 5:17PM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
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i bet she looks even better.....without pj's.....hahaha
Apr 11 2006 5:17PM
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Leckett
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i have yet to scope a hotter girl than elisha cuthbert
Apr 11 2006 5:22PM
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soulskier
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pretty sure, heard it on the colbert report, my source for good unbiased news
Apr 11 2006 7:40PM
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dez22
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Does someone have a link? I don't believe for a second that anybody would make Paris Hilton one of the most unselfish and caring people who ever lived.
Apr 11 2006 7:45PM
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Dilla
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if she makes this movie i will burn the thaeter down that shows it
Apr 11 2006 7:48PM
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[~_~]
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I think its a good idea.

Mother Tereasa is ugly, and so is Paris Hilton.

and Paris has vieny boobs. yuk.
Apr 11 2006 8:29PM
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