Replying to Learning how to cuss

i got this email from my grandpa, he is such an awesome guy, when i talk on the phone, we cuss at eachother, its great. he even told me to steal a car cuz he wont sell me his.. here it is

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know
what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we start cussing.'
The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues. 'When
we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say 'hell' and you say 'ass.'

'OK !' The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. Their mother walks into the
kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast. 'Aw hell,
Mom,
I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'

WHACK !! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets
up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,
slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts
'You
can just stay there till I let you out !'

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old, and asks with a
stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast young man ?' 'I don't
know,' he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios.'
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Sam

'says freestyla11 after taking his uncles cock out of his mouth' - the first post in which Scotch didnt say something about somones mom.

'i used to have a little but now i have a lot
im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

..::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::..