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Wtf should i get my girlfriend for her birthday?

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freeriderob
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yea...i didnt get her a christmas present and nerly got killed (i had no money)....but ive got like 100euro to spend...i think thats like 120dollers. what the hell should i get her though??ive not got a clue.shes a skiier but she told me i cant get her anything to do with skiing.mabie jewlrey.id hate to spend that much money on pieces of metal that arent fun in any way...i could just sharpen her edges and wax her bases??dont think she'd love that one...
...please help!......please.....if i dont come up with somthig amazing she will try and avalanche me or somthing....
Apr 9 2006 11:32AM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
a dick

get her a cd or something
i dont know youre girlfriend, so i wouldnt know
Apr 9 2006 11:33AM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
fuck that you need to bust out the universal best gift ever, it will take some time, but crochet her a scarf, it works like a fucking charm every time
Apr 9 2006 11:38AM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
Here in America, is is spelled "Dollars"

Our grammer is quite complicated, with all the silent letters, and rules and whatnot. I know it should be "Dollers," but we as Americans are far too smart for that E. We want an A, Pat.
Apr 9 2006 11:43AM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
Oh and I would say get her something for her car if she drives. Like neon lights that go inside your car. Or of she doesnt drive, go get her some clothes.
Apr 9 2006 11:44AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
I'm totally poaching my girlfriend's gift idea here, but... Put up a bit more cash (I mean come on, you forgot Christmas) and get her a nano. I mean I'm broke too... completely in fact... can't pay phone bills... but I can afford a fucking Christmas present.
Apr 9 2006 11:54AM
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freeriderob
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
with the chrisrmas present thingy....we actually agreed not to get each other anything cos were so broke.we just moved to tignes, france for the winter....
she is 23 and we been going out for just over a year.....she doesnt drive...no way i can get her clothes, cos she will probably say 'i cant belive u got me this top, u know that cut makes me look fat' (shes not fat so dont suggest lipo-suction or anything).....i dont know what to do-it cant be to do with skiing, i dont know anything else!!
Apr 9 2006 12:03PM
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jayamait
Posts: 2567 - Karma: 1,347
a kick in the nuts.
Apr 9 2006 12:05PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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do something creative or something that you two personally connect on. me and my ex both are total music freaks, vinyl collectors, and we both are obsessed with pirate radio. while i was at work he snuck into my house, made my favorite dinner (chicken curry) a homemade cheesecake and he set it all up on the table with flowers and a bottle of chivas regal (which is my absolute favorite) & a blunt. he left a note telling me to tune into his small watt pirate radio. he played all my favorite songs and bands, and read some stuff he knew i would enjoy, said a whole bunch of awesome sweet romantic stuff. at the end he pretended he was doing a contest like 'first caller gets a prize' so i called him and he told me i had won a night on the town with him, so we went to an awesome show for a bunch of bands we like, then we broke into the marina and took out my boat and drank chivas and swam in the lake all night. it was the best birthday ever.
Apr 9 2006 12:20PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
clothes are the worst gift for a girl, unless you know her EXACT size. lets say she is a tight medium. (like ALMOST a large, like large in some copanies and medium in others, and trust me, girls know that shit). So say you get her a Large american eagle shirt. She gets it and "what the hell, do you really think im this fat?" or say you get her a medium abercrombie shirt, and she says, "what the hell, should i be able to fit into this, am i really that fat?"

trust me, it backfires EVERYTIME. clothing is out of an option. justwhat ever you do, dontttt get her clothes
Apr 9 2006 12:39PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
273 dollars... or a wooden bench.
Apr 9 2006 12:58PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
id spend the money and get jewlery if it really came down to that point
Apr 9 2006 1:08PM
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BurkeSter
Posts: 963 - Karma: 10
chicks are defiantly hard to buy presents for lol
Apr 9 2006 1:15PM
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Am.Aaron
Posts: 443 - Karma: 22
wow... have you married him yet?
Apr 9 2006 1:36PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Apparently not, she said he was her ex... damn, that's a hell of a lot of effort and thought that went into that one.
Apr 9 2006 1:39PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
vacuum cleaner and frying pan
Apr 9 2006 1:39PM
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7X
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 365
haha, so funny
Apr 9 2006 1:40PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
no but i've smashed a bottle over his head, stolen his bike, keyed his car, and punched him a few times in the face. he left me for a 14 year old.
Apr 9 2006 1:43PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
wow do that
Apr 9 2006 1:43PM
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potatofarmer
Posts: 2020 - Karma: 13
the thing with jewelery though is they'll think one thing looks sooo nice, or hott. but then something that looks exactly the same to a guy, looks totally different and ugly to her
Apr 9 2006 1:48PM
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cjb1776
Posts: 599 - Karma: 10
a coupon for sex
Apr 9 2006 1:53PM
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potatofarmer
Posts: 2020 - Karma: 13
if she likes music, and you somehow have the money, this is a brilliant idea. guy it, and put all her favorite tunes on it... you'll be golden
Apr 9 2006 1:55PM
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liukangkid
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yeah sharpening and waxing her skis would not be a good idea i like the music idea
Apr 9 2006 2:06PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
note the RAGE at the end of her name... but i say you should change it to IFyouDUMPmeFORaFOURTEENyearOLDimGOINGtoSMASHaBOTTLEoverYOURhead,STEALyourBIKE,KEYyourCAR,andPUNCHyouINtheFACEaFEWtimes

sounds much better to me
Apr 9 2006 2:16PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
LINGERIE... you both win with that gift.

Or girls like nice purses, like coach or prada, try that?
Apr 9 2006 2:31PM
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Posts: 3451 - Karma: 10
that plus some naughty dice should make an interesting birthday party.
Apr 9 2006 2:36PM
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lpcmen2001
Posts: 957 - Karma: 11
ahaha, my god...
Apr 9 2006 2:51PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
hahahaha i remember that
Apr 9 2006 2:55PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
that man deserves some props for knowin how to get the job down. but stick with her advice cuz that is a great story.
Apr 9 2006 2:58PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
wow, thats nuts.
Apr 9 2006 3:20PM
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freeriderob
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
bought her a t-shirt.but i know it fits as i made her try it on....got some change though....any more ideas?
im also taking her out for a cool night in a mountain hut that you have to skin out into the b/c too.there will be loads of friends there to parrty to.but she knows about that too.....im shite....
Apr 10 2006 2:15PM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
caller her boss if she works, see if he will let her off,make her pancakes in the morning, then take her to someplace thats just fun to hang out like I dunno where a good place where you live is, like the beach, and or somewhere in town thats nice to walk around, get some ice cream and do that whole thing, shop around w/ her mebbe buy some stuff for her that she likes, then go back home and laze around with her all day, on the couch and watch Telly or something, then take her out for dinner. Girls that really like you like it when you just spend time on them/.
Apr 10 2006 2:32PM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
I got my gf like a message and a peticure cuz she is really like up tightt, mebbe something like that too.
Apr 10 2006 2:33PM
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Chris862
Posts: 541 - Karma: 10
DILDO, or a plane ticket for me to Tignes so i can show her what shes missin out on. haha you all hate me.
Apr 10 2006 2:34PM
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freeriderob
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
haha, ud love us to hate you....silly boy
Apr 10 2006 2:58PM
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ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
with my ex i got her a channel purse and put a ipod in in with all her fav tunes. then i gave her some new boarding stuff (yes i dated a boarder) and when she asked why i took her for a weekend of riding in whistler at a ski-in ski-out hotel. then for breakfest i had straberry waffles made just the way she liked them and got a local shop to play her fav song while we were sitting on a bench out side of it while eating ice cream on mane street
Apr 10 2006 3:06PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
and how old is he/you?
Apr 10 2006 3:07PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
buy her the passanger seat of a car and tell her she should never get into a car without one
Apr 10 2006 5:17PM
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AtomicTweaker
Posts: 2341 - Karma: 16
i know you said it can't be with skiing, but if she needs goggles get her a new, sweet pair.
Apr 10 2006 5:21PM
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SnowRiders.
Posts: 398 - Karma: 60
a ipod shuffle with all songs that mean someting to you guys...it sounds gay but it will get you a night that you will remeber
Apr 10 2006 5:22PM
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n0gga
Posts: 1053 - Karma: 103
my gf is getting a two week trip to greece. kinda expensive, but its worth it.
Apr 10 2006 5:25PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
assless chaps!
Apr 10 2006 5:28PM
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dman1260
Posts: 899 - Karma: 13
give her a pearl necklass. and no, i dont mean jewelry.
Apr 10 2006 5:30PM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
Posts: 1479 - Karma: 10
Get her a Victoria's Secret Giftcard,Make her dinner of her choice,get her flowers,and then give her the dick.
Apr 10 2006 5:33PM
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macvid
Posts: 425 - Karma: 11
boob job- man do it
Apr 10 2006 5:53PM
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Caramel13
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I can never come up with cool ideas for gifts... However, a friend of mine bought an engraved wooden bow tie for me, It was so beautiful! Just an idea for you all as it is very personal :wink: I believe the brand was from europe, it is called Bewooden. You should totally check them out!
Jun 30 2017 10:35AM
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jjdsteeze
Posts: 2562 - Karma: 4,135
Caramel13I can never come up with cool ideas for gifts... However, a friend of mine bought an engraved wooden bow tie for me, It was so beautiful! Just an idea for you all as it is very personal :wink: I believe the brand was from europe, it is called Bewooden. You should totally check them out!


Man you were only 11 years to late. Bummer
Jun 30 2017 11:27AM
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Bdoobz
Posts: 838 - Karma: 4,893
Some patagucci
Jun 30 2017 2:34PM
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ElMexicano
Posts: 639 - Karma: 400
A dead frog.
Jun 30 2017 5:54PM
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Casey
Posts: 7844 - Karma: 24,263
OP is still not forgiven for missing that Christmas gift.
Jul 2 2017 12:54PM
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Tent
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... Tiffany necklace ... $100..she'll be happy
Jul 2 2017 3:33PM
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