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Great way to end the season

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tBatt
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so to make a lonnngggggg story short....

and for backgrond info outr goal was to get r passes taken away casue it was the last day of the season

entered pond skimming contest, got 2nd. had a blood / crip gang fight, played russian roulet in goldola, get bitched at by ski patrol, one called over the youngis kid w/ us and asked him in private if he was carrying any guns / knives / drugs for the older kids, we skied away, threw snowballs at gondolas, poached 2 trails 2 times there seperated by one trails that cut between them, ther was ski patrol on the trail that seperates them and saw us come out of the first on and they were gonna talk to us, we run and jmump the next rope right infront of them and my friend fell doing it, had to hike back up and get his ski and ski away, played nigger knockin on the ski patrol shak, took 2 more runs yelling at people loudly from goldola, get to top of goldola and see 5 ski patrol waiting for us. they were all talking to us and they were trying to be serious but we were asking them to take out pass, they said they wouldnt jsut to piss us off, they were gonna make us ride the gondola down and leave, one patroller(madd cool, skis park w/ us) voulenteered to escort us down. he takes us to the trail we were poaching and poached it w/ us. skied own to the "end of season park" (couple rails set up at base) hiked that a couple times, and then a ski patroller pulled up w/ his snowmobile. we go down to him and he pulled our passes for the season the towed all 8 of us to the lodge.

so for a sick end of the season, i would like to thank: cory (jkjklolomg), alex (cracko), travis, jake, and the skipatrol for being mad cool and assholes at the same time

good by
Apr 8 2006 6:35PM
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tBatt
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o and the russian roulet was w/ a cap gun haha
Apr 8 2006 6:36PM
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wdbo.
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you god damn hooligan kids, show some respect god damnit
Apr 8 2006 6:37PM
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Liam.
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wow that wasnt very short
Apr 8 2006 6:38PM
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tBatt
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^thats the shortened by like 5 times version
Apr 8 2006 6:44PM
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lyndon
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lol.... crazy day
Apr 8 2006 6:55PM
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Mini_Phinney
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i doubt they will let u back
Apr 8 2006 7:07PM
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Eastrider
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end of season poached trails are not that Fun cus its mostly dirt
Apr 8 2006 7:13PM
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chrismoJBEATS
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they will
t3 is sick
plus hes in wit the patrolers
Apr 8 2006 7:16PM
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jibjim
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we just jumped off the chair like 50 times
Apr 8 2006 7:21PM
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Aenigma
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Maybe you should show a little respect for the patrollers that bust their asses everyday so you can ski.
Apr 8 2006 7:22PM
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JAYTRON
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^ we did... we skied with the young one in the park we helped him build for like the whole day, then went crazy. your ican works perfect for the thread too.... ski nazis
Apr 8 2006 7:39PM
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theORANGEshovel
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sounds like crazy fun
Apr 8 2006 7:44PM
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skiierman
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Come on dude, even in light of recent events, you have to be a dick to patrollers and get your passes taken away on the last day... it's tradition.
Apr 8 2006 8:44PM
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billy092
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haha, thats so awesome
Apr 8 2006 9:32PM
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720laxskier
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our mountain has a no invert policy, so i just backflipped the entire jump line and the patrol was lik e"that was cool. props" any other day and i wouldve benn booted
Apr 8 2006 9:36PM
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iRide1080s
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Noob question:



What is Poaching
Apr 8 2006 9:42PM
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CMF
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go out with a bang!
Apr 8 2006 9:50PM
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396222687862
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sick man sick... I didn't know when my last day was gunna be
Apr 8 2006 9:52PM
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Beamer12
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yeah it was a sick last day of the season..hopefully we will have a better park to work with next year...and that SICK ski patroler who let us keep up the barrel bonk and then proceeded to hit it with his teles
Apr 8 2006 10:06PM
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STAUSS
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that goes donw as one of my top ten fave noob q's .. poaching is skiing a closed trail.

sounds like a fun day man. i yelled "FUCK THAT SHIT DUDE " to the mtn manager off the chairlift when he told us the park was closed.
Apr 8 2006 10:11PM
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cobra_commander
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I cant do that since I am useing next years pass. normaly I would just jump from chair lifts and bomb family areas switch but, if you jump at some places they will throw your ass in jail.
Apr 8 2006 10:16PM
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Nivrittam
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thats not really that bad ass, poaching trails? didnt thikn that was bad, you should have chucked snowballds form the lift and done drive by throwings
Apr 8 2006 10:21PM
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tBatt
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^we did throw snowballs at every gondola theat went buy w/ ppl in it

and for 720laxskier- our mountain has that rule too...its gay. one of my friends attempted to thorw a backflip in the "big" air comp and underrotated and severed the nerve in his chin and had to get 27 stitches in his cheek. thay pulled his pass but gave it back after liek a month of him begging

and paul (pubenemyskier23)- that patroller who was skiing w/ us i nthe park was the one who voulenteered to escort us down and poached upper sleighride w/ us
Apr 9 2006 9:07PM
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awsomecoolguy
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Apr 9 2006 11:12PM
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thatoneguyattyrol
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what the fuck is sick about giving skiers a bad name?

Shit like this is why some resorts dont like putting extra money into cat time and insurance policies for a bunch of stupid rich white kids that really need to get taken out back to the parking lot and beat down.

Earn your respect by giving some back you dumb fuck.
Apr 10 2006 2:41AM
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Holte
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^dude, it is tradition to mess with patrol on the last day. It's a game. They know it, we know it. It's been happening for decades and it's not giving skiers a bad name more now than it was in 1960.
Apr 10 2006 2:51AM
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Beamer12
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yeah that guy was sick..coolest ski patrol ever
Apr 10 2006 6:12AM
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skiinscotland
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good to see your keeping up the tradition.i've still got 2 or 3 weeks left, but we are going to ski down the side of the railway tracks and build a gap jump over it.
Apr 10 2006 6:22AM
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powpow1080
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ahahaha....that sounded like a blast
Apr 10 2006 7:38AM
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Dilla
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yeah dude you gotta go out with a bang
Apr 10 2006 1:44PM
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ski_cartel
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nice, i still got a week left at one mountian and a mounth at the other one so i get double the fun
Apr 10 2006 2:46PM
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TechnoPotamus
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they musta loved you guys
Apr 10 2006 2:54PM
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AJFreestyle1080
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On my last day I'm just going to ski as many runs in the Permenately closed area on Whistler until they bust me. Been dying ot do thursdays and fridays but dont wanna lose my pass/job/housing just yet
Apr 10 2006 7:44PM
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liukangkid
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hahaha sounds like a fun day
Apr 10 2006 7:59PM
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TylerS
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hahahah
Apr 10 2006 9:21PM
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tBatt
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hahahah rich!!!!! my moms pretty much poor and i woked my ass off all summer to get the season pass. my skipants were hand-me-down, boots were hand-me-downs, skis w/ $80 with bindings that i bought from a friend, helmet was like $30, got my coat from my dad for x-mas so dont asume cause it makes an ass of u and me
Apr 10 2006 9:46PM
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TimmyP
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wow, what a little piss pot

i have been escourted off my hill for alledgedly stealing resort services and skipping work,
Apr 10 2006 9:53PM
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Desjardins
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thats alot of shit for one day
Apr 10 2006 10:01PM
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