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Huge freakin balls

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EmcEEmahEm
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I was at Spirit Mountain tonight and saw two of the sickest displays of huge freakin balls I've ever seen... caleb and zacher, you know what's up..

zacher, who never threw anything bigger than a rodeo 5 in the pipe, hits the big triple and throws one of the cleanest misty 7s I've ever seen, anywhere. First try, looks like he glues his skis on the landing.

caleb, crazy mofo shoots the hill, hits the big triple, spins a 1080, and lands in the flat and bails. That's off a 40+ foot hit, and he cleared the entire damn landing.

Post your stories about people just randomly sprouting a big brass pair and going off.

And for those of you who ski spirit, they made the money booter even bigger than it used to be... moved the lip back about 5 more feet, it's HUGE now, at least 70 feet of room between lip and end of the landing.


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Feb 27 2003 12:17AM
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Ski-hobo
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cool, there are no videos of that are there?
Feb 27 2003 12:33AM
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Scotch
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your mom likes my BIG balls

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Feb 27 2003 12:41AM
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EmcEEmahEm
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no, even if we would have had the camera out, it was about 8:00 so it was really dark

The best part of both jumps was that there were a bunch of snowboarders standing on top of the table (as they ALWAYS do) and they just hit it up and soared over 'em.


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Feb 27 2003 1:08AM
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Danger.
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sounds stupid and cool
Feb 27 2003 1:16AM
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teresak2
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sweet
Feb 27 2003 1:48AM
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Mahre
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one time...at band camp...i seen ben larsen do a rodeo 5 out of a creek...what?

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Feb 27 2003 1:55AM
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EmcEEmahEm
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out of a CREEK?
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Feb 27 2003 10:55AM
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lineskier10
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yeah that sounds sick, i love bustin over the snowboarders when they are sittin on top of jumps, one time last week this snowboarder cut infront of me like 10 feet ahead of me when i was straightlining for a table and he was goin really slow so i just hit it a couple seconds after him and cleared him and pulled a japan, i didnt bust a spin cause i wanted to see if i was gonna land on him, but it was still sweet, and i stuck the landing infront of him and rode away
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Feb 27 2003 11:17AM
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mtbaker_rules
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i saw this guy try and do a switch backflip on one of the smaller hits in the park. it had just snow a lot so the landings weren't groomed and were chopped up and shit. i'm pretty sure it was the first time he'd hit it that day. he of course crashed but only lost one ski. that guy was ballsy and stupid




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Feb 27 2003 2:14PM
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mtbaker_rules
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i got another one. earlier in the season when we barely had any snow a guy launched a 80-90 foot cliff. I didn't actually see it but heard about it. the dumbass barely cleared the cliff face and landed in about 3-4 inches of snow. I guess he skied away but it must've hurt like a mf. now i launched a 40 footer into about 2 feet of powder and the impact was still pretty hard. i can't even imagine what it was like for him.




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Feb 27 2003 2:17PM
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CMUSkiFreak
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heres a stupid one for ya i had been boarding all evening and told my friend i was with to give me his skis so i could hit this gapper. well it was the biggest one i had ever seen at the mountain so i had to try it i was used to 10 and 15 footers and this one was 40. the inrun was very short and the snow or my friends ski were very sticky and slow. i straight lined it to the lip popped and didnt get enough speed i was about 3 feet below the landing when i hit skis stick in jump i exit bruise my ribs when i hit that solid wall of ice and black out. when i came to there were about 15 people around me thinking i was dead. that was 7 years ago and i still hesitate when hitting gaps it kinda sux
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Feb 27 2003 7:08PM
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Ds91260
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this kid i know, who had broken his back a week earlier (not a major break, but hey) was throwin cork 7s and 9s over the biggest hit at the park, that was ballsy
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Feb 27 2003 7:55PM
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Nickskier
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This kid i know tried a backflip, but got way to much speed. He stopped flipping about 1/2 way and completely cleared the landing. I thought he broke his back but he only broke his collar bone. Not really ballsy, just sort of stupid.
Feb 27 2003 8:01PM
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jibs
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i saw a guy air the 64 foot hip end to end in fernie on a snowboard...he was about 4 stories up..and landed flat on top on the first try, hit it on the side on the second try, then stomped it on the 3rd try. It was scary.

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Feb 27 2003 11:00PM
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cravenmoorehed
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when i pulled down my pants in front of the mirror
Feb 27 2003 11:06PM
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bob_dole
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haha i bet that was quite hte ballsy scene


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Feb 27 2003 11:33PM
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cravenmoorehed
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all i could see was 2 giant furballs
Feb 27 2003 11:34PM
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SteveXs2
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There's a boarder that does a backflip to pond-skim. Also, the dude the superman frontflipped the 'B-Line Jump' here has some balls, that was pretty damn far.


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Feb 28 2003 1:04AM
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Lateralis
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i seen a clip on real tv of skier breaking the record for the highest cliff drop,he dropped a 224foot cliff and shattered the old record by over a 100feet,now that would have to take the biggest balls ever,you must agree
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Feb 28 2003 1:12AM
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mtbaker_rules
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didn't he die though after he dropped it? or maybe that was the previous world record holder
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