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I WANTED TO PUNCH THAT MOTHER FUC*ER!!!
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Damn the boarders where I am from are ignorant and shity! I was at the local hill the other day and this group of boarders were all sportin the 'Skiing is for little fat kids' stickers, and dissin' the twin tippers. Anyways, they would each sit on their fat ass for 2o mins above the ramp waiting to go, when they finally decide to hit it (in which they pull a strait air and fall flat on their ass). Anyways, this got me pissed, so I went rode and pulled a simple 720 lu kang, they were jelous. Boarders Suck!
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what was stopping you from punching him in the face? Very smooth.
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It always seems like its the really bad boarders that bash skiing.
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KNOW WHAT YOUR SAYING. A KID WAS TALKING SHIT SO I TOLD HIM I COULD RIP HIM UP ON A BOARD EVEN THOUGH I HAVENT SNOWBOARDED IN 3 YEARS. THEN I HOPPED ON MY FRIENDS BOARD DID SO HE SHUT UP.
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good for u... u still shoulda beat the shit outta them. good thing u showed those little pricks up
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hoked on foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?
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maybe if we show up enough of those little shits they'll stop being so disrespectful to skiers. keep up the good work!
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yeah i hate the boarders like that or those who think that a grab on a board is cooler than a real stylish skiing grab.
BACON
(receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.
Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
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you guys are fucking faggots, who gives a fuck what boarders do. do you want me to give you props for showen them whats up? fuck that, you wont get my respect by begging for it.
fuckin let em talk shit, soon there's gonna be more of us than them, see if they talk shit then
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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.
How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!
my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
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i think very few people on this site really come here so they can get k2skeepimp's respect. hey dumbass he did it for the better of skiing. at least now the boarders will realize where skiing is going
BACON
(receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.
Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
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those skiing is for little fat kids stickers rule, i wanna get some and put them on my skis, that would be awesome, people would be so confused
'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
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did you even read what he said? he's trying to brag about showing up a boarder. WHO GIVES A FUCK!? this is exactly the kind of bullshit waste of time thread if been talking about
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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.
How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!
my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
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quick joke... whats the difference between a snowboarder, and a snowboard instructor
3 days
2 are for learning how to speak to people....
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oh......tear...poor you, cry me a river you ass munch. Now excuse me while i go take a dump on your mom's chest
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Right on man, way to show those bastards skiers can rip, never mind the K2skipimps and the scotches out there. I've got no beef with snowboarders as long as there's mutual respect going on but I hate those bastards who are all 'skiing sucks' etc. As someone pointed out they are almost always really shitty snowboarders who probably just do it to look cool anyway. I want one of those 'skiing is for fat kids' stickers too, that would be sweet. Especially because I'm actually a lanky bastard.
'Math my boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology' -Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
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this is great.
Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
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I luv going bigger than the snowboarders on my hill. Shuts them up real quick.
Most the time, after hitting a sick air in front of me, I get them sliding up to me, telling me how dope that was. I just say thanks and keep practicing...
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yea... i thought skiing is for little fat kids... i mean thats what I am.... a little fat kid.
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I'm with K2Skipimp on this one....who gives a fuck? So a boarder demonstrated qualities that we all knew they have. So whats the point?
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errrr. My post above meant to say 'after hitting a sick air in front of them'.
This is expecially cool when the snowboarder is a hot chick.
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I say we just let the snowboarders be snowboarders and continue showing them up. We ski...we don't diss on the boarders just to piss 'em off. Show 'em up but don't make is such a f-ing huge deal!!
*A snowflake never blames itself for the avalanche...*
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i was at a local hill and theres a box at the bottom so i went and did it safety to switch off and my friend was waiting for someone in the 'snowboard park' (top of the real terrain park) and these 8-9 yr old kids said i sucked and then they went off a jump straight sirs slapped their board and came up short fell on their ass..when i found out what they said i wanted to kill those motehr fuckers
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Showing anyone up is funny
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dude dont puch or shit. dont stop down tot here level, they will beat u. just school them.
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hey but its motivating there was this double kink that my friend was thinking about but didnt think he could do it and he was standing there looking at it when a snowboarder told him skiers cant do those rails it got him mad so he went and just did it and stuck it perfect.
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At my hill alot of boarders talk trash, and they all suck exept for a couple. Pisses me off ...cuz im the only skier in the group.
----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
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what was the point of the * in motherfuc*er?
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