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Scientology......

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n-o
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it is a cult..pm if you want in
Apr 5 2006 8:05AM
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Tze.C
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haha... a cult created for an actual cult
Apr 5 2006 8:13AM
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n-o
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o yes
Apr 5 2006 8:22AM
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TMswitch06
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.....is the dumbest "religion" ever created. L.Ron! Is it really him, oh ma geod!
Apr 5 2006 10:32AM
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d-loc
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haha great south park, tom cruise wont come outta my closed mom
Apr 5 2006 10:40AM
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swTroyanchick
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fuck scientology . POINT
Apr 5 2006 10:43AM
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Leckett
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i think its really stupid how they attempt to make a religious benefit out of "science". "science" is a study of truth. if they believe that a person is an immortal spirit who has mind and body and reincarnates....this kind of defeats their own purpose of "science". they believe what they SEE is TRUE, and nothing further. they dont SEE this but BELIEVE it anyway. fuck its so stupid.
Apr 5 2006 10:55AM
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swTroyanchick
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word.
Apr 5 2006 10:56AM
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d-loc
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but alot of science is still un-proven, its about doing tests and figuring shit out.

who knows if anything is real in science, thats why i hate that shit
Apr 5 2006 10:56AM
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Leckett
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but thats the purpose of science, to determine facts. scientology doesnt exactly study this, they just believe what they see and if they dont see it they dont believe it. its true alot of science is un-proven but is being studied. the scientologists simply worship science, but dont contribute to it
Apr 5 2006 11:02AM
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d-loc
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haha yeah i dont even know what scientology is, all i can go by is that south park episode which made them look like a cult. once ur sucked in its over hahah
Apr 5 2006 11:03AM
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acoustikrage
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haha, uh good luck to katie holmes giving birth to a child without making a sound...poor woman.
Apr 5 2006 11:06AM
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Deafboy
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leckett is gunna post in a second.
Apr 5 2006 11:07AM
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Leckett
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they are viewed as a cult but they deny this. they do have a church and do have gatherings and rituals but they still deny themselves as a cult. to define scientology for you, its a "religion" (if you will) where people worship the laws of science. they can only believe what they see. it is stupid because they also believe in immortal souls which reincarnate from body to body. but this is not a scientific fact, and they believe it anyway even though they can only believe what they see, which is why i think scientology is stupid.
Apr 5 2006 11:08AM
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d-loc
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your allowed to moan and shit, you cant screem obsenities ahhah. i just saw a special on Insider with john travolta and his wife. they seemed so excited to broadcast scientology, they looked fucking brain washed it was great
Apr 5 2006 11:24AM
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andrewg
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word
Apr 5 2006 11:29AM
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Kornn101
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"fuck l ron hubbard and fuck all his clones"

...nuff said
Apr 5 2006 12:32PM
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Ghst
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"In the confidential OT levels, Hubbard describes a variety of traumas commonly experienced in past lives. He also explains how to reverse the effects of such traumas. Among these advanced teachings, one episode revealed to those who reach OT level III has been widely remarked upon in the press: the story of Xenu, the galactic tyrant who first kidnapped certain individuals who were deemed "excess population" and loaded these individuals into space planes for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth). These space planes were said to have been copies of Douglas DC-8s, except with rocket engines. He then stacked hundreds of billions of these frozen victims around Earth's volcanoes 75 million years ago before blowing them up with hydrogen bombs and brainwashing them with a "three-D, super colossal motion picture" for 36 days, telling them lies of what they are and what the universe should be like and telling them that they are 3 different things: 'Jesus, God, and The Devil.' The traumatized thetans subsequently clustered around human bodies because they watched the motion picture together, making them think they are all the same thing, in effect acting as invisible spiritual parasites known as "body thetans" that can only be removed using advanced Scientology techniques. Xenu is allegedly imprisoned in a mountain by a force field powered by an eternal battery. He is said to be still alive today."

-Wikipedia
Apr 5 2006 3:09PM
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danedegruyter
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lol thats so what really happened
Apr 5 2006 3:18PM
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ski_cartel
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true that
Apr 5 2006 3:35PM
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n-o
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well just to clear this up it was a joke cult because i do not belive in or no basically anything about scientology...i just figured it would be fun/ funny
Apr 5 2006 4:11PM
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Mattman
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yes, for sure
Apr 5 2006 5:04PM
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Deafboy
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shut up bitch boy!
Apr 5 2006 5:07PM
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Leckett
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Apr 5 2006 5:07PM
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skiierman
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I think some celebrities where all sitting around and thought to themselves, "Hey why are we all poaching these religions that exist and everyone is a part of anyways?"
"Because it makes us feel like we are actually a part of something that will last more than a month at the box office and 3 months on DVD."
"Well we are all better than everyone, so why not create our own cul- I mean religion?"
"That's such a great idea Tom Cruise!"
"Thanks Kelly Preston!"
"But how will we go about doing this?"
"Well first we need to make it sound legit, so let's take the most legit word we can think of-"
"SCIENCE!!!"
"Good job Kelly! Now lets just add tology at the end to make it sound official."
"Science... Science..."
"Come on Kelly, you can do it!"
"Science... Sciencetology!?"
"Naw, that doesn't sound very good, let's drop the the "ce" in science."
"Scientology! Wow that just rolls off the tounge!"
"Yes it does."
"Now, how will we make sure no one else can be a part of this?"
"Well we can either make it so expensive that only the elite and rich, a.k.a. us, can get in, or we can make it sound so rediculous that no one would want to be a part of it in the first place."
"Why stop at one? Let's do both!"
"Once again another great idea Kelly! I think I'm going to name my future kid after you after she's gone through a... uh... I'm thinking like a scientologist here... SILENT BIRTH! Bahahahahha!"
"Oh, hahahaha, oh boy Tom you still have it!"
"Hahahha, yes, yes I know."

Fucking celebrities...
Apr 5 2006 5:26PM
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TMswitch06
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yo when south park explains it and it syas "this is what scientologists actually believe" they have it almost exactly
Apr 5 2006 6:18PM
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KRASHED
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I swear you and lek are gonna have butsecks
Apr 5 2006 6:28PM
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SteezePatrol
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yea all religions are the same
Apr 5 2006 6:31PM
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jayamait
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bolan, what was the point of this?
Apr 5 2006 7:15PM
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jack_weisman
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that was amazing, couldn't have said it better my self in a fake conversation bewtween two celebrities
Apr 5 2006 7:25PM
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FUUUCK
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dont forget john travolta
Apr 5 2006 7:29PM
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skiierman
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^ He was outside warming up the jet at the time they had this conversation.
Apr 5 2006 8:59PM
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steevner
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do u have the 240$?
Apr 5 2006 9:15PM
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anti_bunk
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some kid on my tennis team was talking about this and he said that only the highest ranking members actually know the truth or something becase its so mind blowing that you have to be fully committed to beleiving it or else the insane knowledge could actually kill you.
Apr 5 2006 11:35PM
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norbastradamus
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^ that’s so bullshit, and yah this if you want to even call it a religion is messed up how can they put the two words together, I thought religion was about believing in something that science cant explain.
Apr 5 2006 11:50PM
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J.D.
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Scientology is hilarious. Seriously, they MUST be fucking with us.
Apr 5 2006 11:59PM
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freezed
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honestly, they really must.
Apr 6 2006 1:51AM
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Danger.
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what if...it was all true? an Xenu broke free? then what.
Apr 6 2006 1:56AM
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n-o
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then the world would come to an end!!!!!!
Apr 6 2006 9:04AM
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skiierman
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I'd probobly ask the question... What the fuck is a Xenu?
Apr 6 2006 9:06AM
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Danger.
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the story of Xenu is up the page boy...read it.
Apr 6 2006 10:11AM
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Ruski
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wow...thats crazy, i bet the people at the top are raking in millions for stuff to use in rituals, prob. all a scam
Apr 6 2006 11:22AM
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