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I kicked myself in the balls today...
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i was on my tramp today with a friend of mine and were having a good time. the weather was great the tramp (which is a rectangular pro tramp) was bouncy as usual but the pads are missing off the sides. So in the air you get to look down at the metal bars and springs of death. Well i was tried a cork 9 which i usually can do but i got scared as i drifted a little to the left getting close to the springs. I accidentally slowed my rotation and landed kind of tucked up. Now on a pro tramp its REALLY bouncy and my right foot took most of the impact and as my left leg didnt take the impact it stood there balanced.. Well the right foot bounced up and kicked me in the balls with Ludacrous force. I fell to the ground and screamed for a good 10 minutes.. I also laughed becuase i couldn't get my mind to comprehend that i cuased this sensation in my testicals. it was almost the worst feeling ive ever had. moral of the story : Do not kick yourself in the balls.. it hurts
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hahahahaha that's all I have to say
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self groin ownage is not fun
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holy shit, that is funny, i crashed into a sign cause i wasnt paying attention and talking to my friend, then BAM! shin into a sign and i am on the ground, people throwing snow at me, kinda sucked then, but now i look back and laugh
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video or it never happened.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah u rock
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are you gay? i think so.. fuckin tool this is newschoolers, we eat noobs like you for lunch.
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why would you want to admit that?
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That's why i wear boxer breifs, that and boxers ride up my ass and they get pulled up so they're like 5" above my pants
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Holy crap.... i dont think i wouold ever manage that
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dude videos arne't even nescaesary, i can already evision that happening hahaha
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WOW!!!!!! thats a cool story. but seriously i didnt know peopels legs could do that
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hahaha yes!!!!!!!!! good thread find
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see, when people say "what was ns like back a few years ago? Man I wish I was there!"
...this is the type of thread i think of. We talked about things like kicking yourself in the balls, or how you could lower the water level in a toilet so your balls don't get wet. Apparently NS was a lot gayer 4-5 years ago.
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How does that even happen?
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hahaha, pics OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN. but really. Good job :)
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ludacris you say?
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