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I kicked myself in the balls today...
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i was on my tramp today with a friend of mine and were having a good time. the weather was great the tramp (which is a rectangular pro tramp) was bouncy as usual but the pads are missing off the sides. So in the air you get to look down at the metal bars and springs of death. Well i was tried a cork 9 which i usually can do but i got scared as i drifted a little to the left getting close to the springs. I accidentally slowed my rotation and landed kind of tucked up. Now on a pro tramp its REALLY bouncy and my right foot took most of the impact and as my left leg didnt take the impact it stood there balanced.. Well the right foot bounced up and kicked me in the balls with Ludacrous force. I fell to the ground and screamed for a good 10 minutes.. I also laughed becuase i couldn't get my mind to comprehend that i cuased this sensation in my testicals. it was almost the worst feeling ive ever had. moral of the story : Do not kick yourself in the balls.. it hurts
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ahhahahahaha! aw, daner. how comical that would be to watch.
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Man, I would seriously pay money to see a vid of that. I have an idea for you. Go get a camera and try to renact that.
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ahahahahahaha, that sir, takes a tremendous amount of talent, and an enormous lack of luck.
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How something like that happens, blows my mind. Like my friend above said, i would also pay a small amount of bank to see that. And then, after the money made from people paying to see it, send it to AFI. They will give you 100K.
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I assume you mean AFV. Only if you make it to the winners show at the end of the season. The regular shows are only 10k.
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wow, i'm impressed, i didn't think it was possible to kick yourself in the balls.....ouch
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haha well done my friend well done.
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my roomate just kicked a soccer ball directly into my balls. I was on the ground for like 5 minutes and then had to sit in a chair trying not to throw up for another few minutes. Worst pain ever.
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yea haha it was one of those feelings that your going to throw up + the feeling of knowing you did it to yourself lol
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getting hit in the balls is the worst
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Damn check your shit out and make sure it still works fine.
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thank god i have no balls
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hahah^ i guess your kind of lucky?
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wow, the fact that you were able to can your self blows my mind
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BAHAHAHAHA....i believe thats ownage.....i feel sorry for ur balls though
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i can lick my balls, i think thats a greater achievement then kicking them, cuz thats just easy
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hahaha that gave me a good laugh.. way to go!
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haha, ouch. Like what's the chances of that happening?
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DUDE ive done that but i have a funny storie about me killing my face lol random but it has to do with hurting myself.. okay i was like 11 and i was skateboarding and i was trying to do pop shove its wich i usualy could do but for sum reason i couldnt and i was squated down wicked low and i did it and hit myself in the face with the board and i was a little kid so i cryed lol
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my testicals agree appreciatively
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lol i just laughed so hard
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yes, try to do it again and get some footage. pretty please with sugar on top.
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If this was me telling this story, my responce would be "If it still works, you'll have a new baby brotehr in 9 months!"
but it's not
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Haha must be prity hard to kick yourself in the balls, but good work!!!!
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i feel the need to award you with something. that is quite the feat.
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kicking yourself in the balls eh? that takes some skill
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golden wheelchair award anyone?
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thanks for sharing man, laughed for a good couple minutes
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hahahahhahhahahahhahahhhahahahahha
even though i'm sure you wouldn't want to, you should really do it again and tape it
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i got hit in the balls today while playing basketball. little bitch hit me in the nuts while i was mid air shooting. it was shitty but i got him back.
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lol you would have gotten me good you fuckeR!!!
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i ALMOST did it again today.. i clipped them
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^^^i hope you were filming it b/c alot of us want a good laugh. don't do it again unless there is a camera involved.
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il set up my camera and tripod tonight while i sesh and if it happenes il have it
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haha - this is getting way funny. just the thought of doing something and filming it, knowing there is a chance your nuts are gonna get it. that is truely taking one for the team. if it works out and you kick your nuts again, we will all be truely grateful. i am laughing b/c this senario is so funny. good luck tonight. and no cups, that wouldn't be a true reinactment.
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my heel was hurting tonight for some random reason.. i didnt have a tramp sesh it was gay
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wow, and i thaught i had talent when i would always sit on my balls... like anyone ever done that, you go to sit down and relax and everythign seems to be going as planned and then bam a sharp pain shoots throughyour testicals, and you cant help but scream and laugh becasue well lests jsut face it you just sat on your own testicals... those things are like the dreded hanging pain of fury some times.
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ever do that on a chairlift? totally suckss
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hahahahaha that is funny shit
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