Crazy Emails I get

Yeah I got this weird spam mail so I signed up for it because it is funny. Here are some examples.

Hey Shane,

Bogdan and Giancarlo from WitchcraftExposed.com here...

We want to send you another spell that
can change your life FAST, so here it is:

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DOWNLOAD THE LUCK SPELL
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This spell is in PDF format and you can download it
or view it online at:

http://www.witchcraftexposed.com/goodluckspell.pdf

You will need Adobe Acrobat Reader installed to
be able to read it... Acrobat Reader can be downloaded at:
http://www.adobe.com/products/acrobat/readstep.html

This spell is just one of the hundreds we have
available for your at http://www.witchcraftexposed.com


We have to go now,
- Bogdan & Giancarlo
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Hey Shane,

Bogdan and Giancarlo from WitchcraftExposed.com here...

We're not sure if you thought about this recently but
we have this great new ebook on www.witchcraftexposed.com
that can teach you ALL there is to know about using magick
to dramatically improve your life...

You'll discover little-known secrets like:

==> Where most people go wrong with magick, the laws that
govern magick and what to do to always receive an abundance
of good stuff in life...

==> How to draw energy from the Sun and always have it in
unlimited quantities. Forget about feeling tired, it's time
to feel ALIVE!

==> An Oil Ritual To Increase Prosperity - EVEN IF YOU NEED
M0NEY IMMEDIATELY AND THE MOON IS NOT YET ALIGNED!

==> A powerful incense ritual for attracting love, deepening
a relationship, consummating it or strengthening it during a
difficult period, even when everything appears to have got
into a rut...

==> The secret, European healing ritual with sunlight and
moonlight... Both energies are combined for maximum impact
and you will be able to easily heal yourself, other people,
animals, plants and even places... (tada!)

==> Three spells to create and take advantage of wishing
wells... You'll be able to make all your dreams come true
in the safest, easiest --- and perhaps most shocking --- ways...

==> Over 9 spells to protect yourself, your house and your family
from curses, evil-eyes and all negative energy and even be
revenged on those who have done you harm and to steal their luck

==> and a whole lot more...

So, if you'd like to get it, please go to
http://www.witchcraftexposed.com and get your
copy right now...

Magickally,
- Bogdan & Giancarlo