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The Way Girls Work

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bighit
Posts: 1178 - Karma: 33
Just look at the people section of pictures on this site. Only place girls post something on this site...and it dosnt even half to do with skiing! (not all of u)
Apr 4 2006 8:00PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Dude, if you go to SFU, don't even bother trying to pick up chicks, they're all ugly.
Apr 5 2006 3:01AM
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
HAHAHHA yeah you warned me about SFU at the starting of last semester I should have listened to you then. Im outta here in 2 weeks.
Apr 5 2006 3:03AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
you're the schoolgirl party guy right?

Did you end up hitting that one girl?
Apr 5 2006 3:20AM
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
thats not me, I dont think we've met I wasnt at that party. but I was at their other two.
Apr 5 2006 3:24AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Oh, well, shit.

That schoolgirl party was funny. You missed out. I hear the other 2 were good, but whatever.
Apr 5 2006 3:37AM
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
yeah they were good, but I hear the school girls one was much better. Stupid cross country running made me miss the best party of the the year probably.
Apr 5 2006 4:05AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
It's ok. If that was the best party of the year, you didn't miss THAT much. It was good, but really, you see the same people at pub night every goddamn thursday, and they're just as slutty there as they were at the party.
Apr 5 2006 4:23AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
pardon my french, but fuck that you dumb dyke, girls havnet chased shit since the dawn of time
Apr 5 2006 1:13PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
hmmmmm I think I actually understand/learned a few more things about girls now!

thanks to everyone with all the advice!
mainly "scratchmyback"
hows the head to toe thing feel?
Apr 5 2006 1:25PM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
word
Apr 5 2006 1:28PM
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ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
took the words out of my mouth
Apr 5 2006 2:58PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
it feels just fine.
11 years of gymnastics makes such things almost natural to ur body lol
Apr 5 2006 2:59PM
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Chris862
Posts: 541 - Karma: 10
yes girls like a challenge... except everything else in their lives in which in which they pull off the "daddy's little princess" gig and get what they want without do much more than whining :Daddy!!
Apr 5 2006 3:17PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
uh....i struggle to pay my rent...and i don't remember the last time i talked to my dad....and my mom lost her job last year....and ya. so no that theory is inaccurate.
Apr 5 2006 3:19PM
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Chris862
Posts: 541 - Karma: 10
haha you caught me, i was overgeneralizing. heres my thoughts recently however: girls want a "poser asshole", in which he comes off as an asshole just to get the girl (intellectual whore), but is actually a nice guy in the long run. i've done this on occasion, however i'm extremely fed up with females right now, i have my reasons. my point is this: if they want an asshole, i'll fuckin show them what a TRUE asshole is really like, and guaranteed they'll absolutely hate me.
Apr 5 2006 3:30PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
ya...the problem is...nobody should have to play any kinds of games at all.. u know what im sayin.
games are false and will only lead ppl into false directions.
the thing that attracts women to assholes is that every girl wants to be that "special" lady who changes the man into a good person. girls wanna be special and a hero all at the same time.
Apr 5 2006 3:31PM
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Chris862
Posts: 541 - Karma: 10
simply put, for the most part, scratchmyback i know there are exceptions like yourself no need for argument, up until girls reach the age of around 24 maybe a year younger or older, girls have no idea what they really want.
Apr 5 2006 3:32PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
this is also how so many girls get hurt and end up hating men.
they think that they are "different" and that therefore the guy will treat them well and change for the better....but this doesn't happen often so girls should give it up
Apr 5 2006 3:32PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
not many people, male or female, ever really know what they want. they just settle.
Apr 5 2006 3:35PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
The other thing about girls that I don't get is womens equality. If you want to be treated as equals, you have to take the bad shit to.

today, a girl was sitting behind me yelling at the top of her lungs to her friend that was four feet away from her about her favorite tanning lotion. If this was a guy, I would have turned around and given him quite the verbal beating. but I'm not aloud to, because she was a girl, and I would have been shunned from society.
Apr 5 2006 3:35PM
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Chris862
Posts: 541 - Karma: 10
scratchmyback, i think i love you. if you move to utah will please, please, please be mine.
Apr 5 2006 3:35PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
i've been a fist fight with a guy before...i didn't complain that he was a guy. he was around the same size as me so we faught...meh. lol
Apr 5 2006 3:36PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
utah eh.
are u mormon? plz say no...and i will gladly marry you lol
Apr 5 2006 3:36PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
woa woah giving the man false hope??

and you have become a lesbain post whore
Apr 5 2006 3:38PM
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Chris862
Posts: 541 - Karma: 10
OMG, with sugar on top??? i honestly think you are my dream girl, no bs. you're the first goal i sorta know (i know through ns, man i'm a creep)that doesnt play these games, and can value a nice guy. thank you so much for being you.
Apr 5 2006 3:39PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
who else would i be? hehe
Apr 5 2006 3:40PM
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Chris862
Posts: 541 - Karma: 10
hell no i sorta have a passionate hatred for mormons. if you read the thread: Mormons Gone Wild you'd get an idea.
Apr 5 2006 3:41PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
SHES A LESBAIN!!! there its out.... no more lies
Apr 5 2006 3:42PM
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-_-Johnny-_-
Posts: 480 - Karma: 39
what's your definition of an asshole?

from what I've experienced (not much, lol) girls go after you if you're secure and not afraid to make a move.
Apr 5 2006 3:42PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
ok the thing is...girls like it when a guy is a dick to everyone but is super nice to her. not necessarily meaning he treats her properly in a relationship...but girls just love it when everyone thinks a guy is a dick yet she sees a totally different side in him.
again with the whole "i wanna be special" theory as i mentionned earlier.
Apr 5 2006 3:44PM
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oakjewlery
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is this 100% true


because i already have the being a dick to everyone down good
Apr 5 2006 3:48PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
it's true but it will get u nowhere.
if u truly are a dick, u will ultimately hurt the female and she will end up hating u.
Apr 5 2006 3:53PM
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-_-Johnny-_-
Posts: 480 - Karma: 39
but what about popularity? if a guy is a dick to everyone he probably doesn't have a lot of friends.. most people without friends don't attract many girls as far as I know
Apr 5 2006 3:53PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
uh...by dick i mean he's the kinda dick that is a man's man. he has a lot of guy friends cuz guys can handle his type of humor. ya heard?
Apr 5 2006 3:55PM
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-_-Johnny-_-
Posts: 480 - Karma: 39
aah, I see;)

so.. how's this lesbian thing working out for u?
Apr 5 2006 3:56PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
well..let me explain to u the pros and cons of lesbianism.

pros:

#1 if a girl says "if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you." then it's fine cuz I already know what the problem is cuz I am a girl as well.

#2 we get our periods at the same time if we spend enough time together so neither of us has to ever feel sexually deprived at any point in the relationship.

#3 girls have less hair and are way cuter.

cons:

#1 girls are insane and will look to the smallest things to fight about.

#2 girls dont have penises and strap-ons are sooo not the same.

#3 sometimes a girls vagina smells icky and I don't wanna go down there.
Apr 5 2006 4:00PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
i'd say that about sums it up.
Apr 5 2006 4:08PM
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Chris862
Posts: 541 - Karma: 10
AAAAAHHHHH haha YES!
Apr 5 2006 4:23PM
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brit.
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
yeahhh, pretty much how it works right there.
Apr 5 2006 6:15PM
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brit.
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
man, no kidding. fuck feminists.

and i can say that, cause i'm a chick.
Apr 5 2006 6:19PM
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sugarnspice
Posts: 586 - Karma: 7
I thoguht this was going to be about how girls suck lots of dick to get a job. :O====8

guess not. but yea use the search bar you noob
Apr 5 2006 7:01PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
hhahah
Apr 5 2006 7:18PM
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