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The Way Girls Work

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bighit
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Just look at the people section of pictures on this site. Only place girls post something on this site...and it dosnt even half to do with skiing! (not all of u)
Apr 4 2006 8:00PM
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Petecanski
Posts: 941 - Karma: 7
By George: You've cracked their code!
Apr 4 2006 8:01PM
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pwallstreet
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this is stupid....Brilliant !!!!
Apr 4 2006 8:03PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
well its the closest thing to myspace on this site.
Apr 4 2006 8:04PM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
^ tru myspace is so fuckin gay
Apr 4 2006 8:05PM
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cjb1776
Posts: 599 - Karma: 10
question about girls: Why do the majority of girls always seem to be attracted to complete assholes. All I do is be nice to them and others, but most of them just seem to prefer assholes, why?
Apr 4 2006 8:11PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
Girls like the chase.
Apr 4 2006 8:14PM
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Drail
Posts: 14041 - Karma: 10,293
just take them out at their knee caps... we ask skiers know it's easy to take a knee out - and after that they can't run nowhere. a little duct tape over the mouth and you can do whatever you want.
Apr 4 2006 8:18PM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
i dont know... the only reason i can see is girls like a challenge and guys that are too nice dont give that challenge.

but its pretty dumb...
Apr 4 2006 8:22PM
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Eastrider
Posts: 296 - Karma: 10
girls like assholes because there the only guys that make a move
Apr 4 2006 8:23PM
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TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
girls have 1/3 the brain size as men..it's science.
Apr 4 2006 8:23PM
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sKILOve07
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yeah thats how i tend to work... and it sucks because i end up hating them in the long run anyways
Apr 4 2006 8:29PM
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stayclassy
Posts: 126 - Karma: 10
sad, but true
Apr 4 2006 8:48PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
thats true. the nice guys are nice, atleast half the time because they are insecure. assholes tend to be secure. Im learning this slowly. You dont need to be an asshole, just be sure of yourself and make a fucking move.
Apr 4 2006 9:08PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
^i had the pleasure of dating a really amazing guy for quite a while..pure 100% genuinely nice person...we recently broke up...uhh in february. he broke my heart and he's a really good person. i've dated many assholes...i guess you could say i got sick of the whole chase thing and realized what's important. girls just need to grow up that's all. if you're a good guy, you will inevitably get a good girl. at least that's what i believe.
Apr 4 2006 9:25PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
lies, all lies
Apr 4 2006 9:26PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
I kinda wish I was gay sometimes, just so I didn't have to try and figure girls out
Apr 4 2006 9:28PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
it's true i'm lying...i only like girls...but i did date that guy...he just made me realize how much i am attracted to women.
Apr 4 2006 9:29PM
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ski-or-die
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you know what i hate, when girls who have allways dated assholes suddenly start preaching about how all men are scum.
Apr 4 2006 9:32PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
it doesnt work that way for lesbos. we turn to women and things get harder!!! women are CRAZY I tell ya! i dunno how u guys do it.
Apr 4 2006 9:32PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
your wonderful
Apr 4 2006 9:34PM
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cbl718
Posts: 553 - Karma: 10
if you are ever thinking about turning gay just think of the words "hairy asshole" because thats where you penis will be going
Apr 4 2006 9:36PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
that's because girls are crazy. you can't win with them.
if you're nice they want u to be less available and ignore them.
if you're an asshole they make it seem like all men are the same and despise everything with a penis...that would be ur typical dyke...u know the type im talking about...male-hating-feminists
Apr 4 2006 9:39PM
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katikaze
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okay is it just me or are there a hella lot of threads of guys bitching about girls...and a decided lack of threads of girls bitching about guys? what is up with this.
Apr 4 2006 9:41PM
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katikaze
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^not that i necessarily feel the need to bitch...just an observation.
Apr 4 2006 9:42PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
well, if my calculations are correct, 97.34% of the NS population is male.
Apr 4 2006 9:47PM
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katikaze
Posts: 301 - Karma: 10
i suppose that would go some ways in explaining the phenomena, hehe.
Apr 4 2006 9:49PM
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CooksCorner
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So basically what you're saying is that i dont have to change...girls need to?
Apr 4 2006 10:46PM
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[~_~]
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73.62% of all satistics are made up on the spot.
Apr 4 2006 10:51PM
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[~_~]
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I like the title of this thread. It reminds me of that one book, The Way Things Work, by David McCulloch.

imagine a version of that based around how girls work. I would keep it handy at all times. and the author would make a ton of money off the pocket-sized prints.
Apr 4 2006 10:52PM
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milkdud951
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girls should just put out more, but only for me. so much simpler that way
Apr 4 2006 11:12PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
well if you're a good person no u don't need to change...girls need to mature.
and if you're an asshole then all you will get is crazy girls who dont know whats good for them and have no idea what the hell they want.
Apr 4 2006 11:46PM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
Posts: 1479 - Karma: 10
fuck i dont even want to get involved in this thread theres just too much to be said.....fuck
Apr 5 2006 12:21AM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
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fuck i guess i just sometimes wonder if im supposed to go at life alone,cause it just seems like everytime i start gettin close to a girl it always seems i find some sort of stupid shit to make me back off the relationship,i dont know maybe im just fucked in the whole deal,who knows..
Apr 5 2006 12:38AM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
everyone who is reading this thread needs to head over to www.intellectualwhores.com !!

Nice guys tend to be insecure/not assertive/dont take chances and or make the move. girls like all of the above, and thus tend to fall for the assholes.

if you can be a nice guy, yet assertive and take the chances, I would that that is key. Im getting there. I have the nice guy part down pretty damn good, and I have started taking some chances, and they have all turned out pretty well.
Apr 5 2006 12:45AM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
yeah u got it pretty figgured out ^

and as for you jonny...
ppl do that...they find things to pick at a person or at the relationship...look for a way out...and then they peace...
unfortunate but it happens..if u meet a girl u really like, you will be able to accept the things about her and the things about a relatoinship that would normally have you running for the exit.

you're probably just picky, and your instincts know what you want, but you consciously dont know what you want..if that makes sense...
once you find what you're looking for you'll know..just dont settle..ppl end up in long term relationships and are those boring ass couples who never go out...those ppl settle.. too many ppl in this world settle for less. stay single and only commit when someone really wow's you.

im supposed to be writing a paper right now, damn u. lol.
Apr 5 2006 12:50AM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
Posts: 1479 - Karma: 10
oh no i am assertive and i dont have any insecurities involving anything to do with women or a relationship its just i think i open myself up too much and that makes me vulnerable maybe i dont know but i definately know that i am not pussywhipped.
Apr 5 2006 12:51AM
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Scratch*my*Back
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uh. i could never picture you being pussy whipped lol. far from it.
Apr 5 2006 12:55AM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
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thanx hun.
Apr 5 2006 1:14AM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
i touched my toes once. am i cool?
Apr 5 2006 1:16AM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
i can touch my toes to the back of my head...am I cool?
Apr 5 2006 1:19AM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
Posts: 1479 - Karma: 10
umm......sure that sounds really pain ful to me but yeah cool.
Apr 5 2006 1:20AM
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Download-My-Apps
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I guess I should be more of an ass?
Apr 5 2006 2:20AM
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prophet
Posts: 4737 - Karma: 1,096
its genetic wiring to ensure procreation... and maybe child support
Apr 5 2006 2:28AM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
good god no.
Apr 5 2006 2:37AM
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Download-My-Apps
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well, I dont wanna have to wait till im 25 before girls realise that nice guys are the way to go
Apr 5 2006 2:39AM
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Scratch*my*Back
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how old are u?
Apr 5 2006 2:53AM
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Download-My-Apps
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18
Apr 5 2006 2:54AM
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Scratch*my*Back
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pff 25 is around the corner ;)

assholes tend to get a lot of sex though.
Apr 5 2006 2:55AM
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Download-My-Apps
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hahahah 7 years! Thats along time, 7 years ago my balls hadnt even dropped.
Apr 5 2006 2:59AM
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Download-My-Apps
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I'll be an asshole, for 4 years. then I'll start being nice again, perfect solution.
Apr 5 2006 3:00AM
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