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Best prankphone calls ever...
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If you have 3 way calling, call 2 different people and put yourself on mute...some conversations are chill, and they just talk for a while and split. The good ones are when the people flip out and start yelling and shit.
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in highschool I always liked calling in all the taxi's in the area and bringing them to the school... watching them all just sitting there getting all pissed off.
that or calling bell and saying that your phone is broken.
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Getting prank calls is the shit cus they think there gunna be the ones fucking with u then when u fuck with them it gets really funny
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call up to chinese food resturants and do that. so funny.
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The asian woman prank was the best
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a friend did this to another friends once
Joe:Hello, this is your local Alltell agent, Steve, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?
Jordan:Yea, no problem
Joe: Do you have any complaints so far with your wireless plan?
Jordan: No
Joe:Have you had a ny problems getting reception in any areas of Northern michigan?
Jordan: once when i was in the UP it cut out for a few minutes, but other then that no real problems
Joe: ok, one last question and i can let you go
Jordan: SOunds good
Joe: Do you find me sexy???
Jordan:what the fuck?!?!?!
*click*
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Ok, honestly, that Social Security call was hilarious... This is a transcript of the best parts (I'm bored).
Dr: "This is Dr. Cinamama Zhibo from Social Security, informing you that we will cut your check down to 250$ due to recent events like the hurricane and gas prices.".
Barbara: "Oh no y'all wont, better tell those hurricane people to get a job"
Dr: "How could you say that about those hurricane people, they are trying to get back on there feet, so shut up and be a good american"
Barbara: "Shut the fuck up, there is no such thing as being a good or bad american, and I'm not even an american, I'm just a person living in America."
Dr: "Well I'd be a bad american for slapping your ass..."
Barbara: "Well I'd be a bad american for fucking you up
Dr: "You can't even touch me, I'm from the Buddah tribe, SHALALALAL"
Barbara: "Shut the fuck up, I don't care about no fucking tribe, I'm from the kickass tribe"
Dr: "I am trained in the art of spear, you will not touch me. Your check will go down 250$
Barbara: "If it does I'm going to slap your ass until it goes back up."
Dr: "You're not getting your check motherfucker."
Barbara: "Well I'll skin your ass like I skinned that catfish last night.
Dr: "I'm from G-Unit... Dr.Cinama Zhibo from Nigeria. You will respect me. I will come to the Alabama and slap you if you don't."
Barbara: "Hobo your way up here with the gas, fuck the gas, what you need gas from, you're from the tribe!!!"
Dr: "Why don't you meet me downtown, at the radio station!"
Barbara: "What fucking radio station??"
"Prank call!!!"
Hilarious.
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the other night my friends and I called a strip club looking for a job(prank call). The lady actually took us seriously, and my friend almost got an interview.
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when I was 8 I prank called my grandpa trying to sell a vacum cleaner cause I thought he would know it was me, but he just goes "NOT INTERESTED!" and hung up.
This other time recently I called my bosnian friend and his dad picked up and I just kept pressing buttons on my Mr. T saying toy that says the good ones. It was funny cause he was having a real conversation with the thing. It was like "hello"
"shut up fool"
who is this?
shut up fool
who is this?\
First name Mr, middle name period, last name T
why are you calling me?
I pity the fool
what?
shut up fool!
you shut up!
shut up fool
fuck you!
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my buddy called some guy saying he was going to REPO his house and he believed us for a moment and started freaking out. but it worked at any rate.
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also i called this kid up in 5th grade cause he woulded shut up about seeing ufos and pretteded i was the cia and said i was going to have to kill him after what he was seeing, he started to cry.
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good story, you should tell that at a party and see what happens
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is your refridgerator running?
ahh yea
well you better go catch it
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haha sometimes the gay ones like that^ one are the best
we always call random houses and say in a nasaly voice
"your cats on my fence"
"i dont have a cat"
"haha i dont have a fence"
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Why would I tell that story at a party?
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i dunno but i think its cause maybe the guy you pranked would be there and yah
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I called my grandma, saying that I was the CIA and the canes ladies (they help her in her apartment) that they were selling crack to the elderly and she would have to be questioned, it was the funniest ever!!
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Touché. Amir is a party animal. The dudes got mungo chest hair and aint afraid to flaunt it
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