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Things that get better with age.

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vRoy
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Apparently wine does, but that is a boring conversation.

I´m thinking of everyday things. Things that every person does almost everyday... Generally people get better at activities the more they do them... Especially in sports. But what about mundane things such as sleeping, showering, eating or walking... For instance: At what age do you think you have reached your peak at eating or sleeping skills? Or does it come naturally? Or in phases.

I´ve reached my prime sleeping age i think. I can sleep within 5 minutes of lying down. I could consider myself a proffesional sleeper. Yet i think i still have some training to do in my eating skills, I constantly dont chew enough and swallow big chunks that hurt in my throat.

What mundane thing would you consider yourself and expert or even proffesional in? And what stupid skill are really bad at, even though you do it every day? I know a couple of people that fall over when walking all the time, you would think that after years and years of practice, one would be able to walk without tripping.

Your thoughts please
Apr 3 2006 1:49PM
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RastaSkier9
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Beer definatly doesnt get better with age!
Apr 3 2006 1:51PM
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vRoy
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Beer drinking skills do. I´m not a proffesional yet, thats pretty hard to achieve. But i think my beer drinkin skills are at about 70% at the moment... I shall practice.. it all i can do
Apr 3 2006 1:54PM
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-annie-
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haha this is a funny thread

im really good at brushing my teeth. gotta love it. and ive had a lot of practice

but i just had knee surgery, and now walking down the stairs is like the hardest thing ever. and i really suck at shaving my legs. i cut myself all the time
Apr 3 2006 1:54PM
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d-loc
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baseball cards, or any sports cards fo rthat matter. they will go up in value and make you rich.

sugar? well it certainly doesnt decline

bud, longer u cure in the dark and keep sealed the better it will taste, smoke, and rip you
Apr 3 2006 1:58PM
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RastaSkier9
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Titties dont get better with age either... thats for sure!
Apr 3 2006 1:58PM
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RastaSkier9
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Well they do for awhile then they just keep sagging all the way down to the floor
Apr 3 2006 2:00PM
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bobbaganouche
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Men get better with age. All of you 16 year olds wouldn't be able to do a thing for me.
Apr 3 2006 2:00PM
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fappy
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no one wants to you stupid whore
Apr 3 2006 2:01PM
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sKILOve07
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yeah you think by now i'd be able to walk with out tripping or just walking into things.. or just not paying attention, my coordination is unbelievable which happens to be the skill im extremely bad it

However i think ive mastered the fine art of brushing my teeth, i brush my teeth about 3 times a day, on habit and i just can't stand the taste in your mouth after you eat
Apr 3 2006 2:01PM
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d-loc
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what are u like 17?
Apr 3 2006 2:02PM
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vRoy
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yeh. im also pretty good at brushing my teeth... but my gums bleed sometimes... maybe im not at my prime age for brushing teeth yet. the body has to keep up
Apr 3 2006 2:09PM
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d-loc
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penis control
Apr 3 2006 2:14PM
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seider
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i suck at sleeping it takes me at least 30-60 minutes 2 fall asleep
Apr 3 2006 4:28PM
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hurrisun
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bwahah true dat
Apr 3 2006 4:32PM
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JAYTRON
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yea that use to always happen to me but lately i just laydown and fall asleep. im going to have to say just being practical. you dont have to ask your parents it your doing something right

and hammering...
Apr 3 2006 4:37PM
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Leckett
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ahahahha nice one
Apr 3 2006 4:42PM
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scientist
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Im pretty much a professional toe tapper.
Apr 3 2006 4:49PM
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shrEddie
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i really suck at drinking from cups. i always spill the liquid out of the sides and people ask if i have a hole in my lib to try and be funny.
Apr 3 2006 5:09PM
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GotamaBCshredder
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I'm 18 so does that mean I could do somthing for you? Cuz yeah I'm totally willing to do favors.
Apr 3 2006 5:14PM
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Notorious_BLT
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im pretty sure ive mastered "remote control" control, i know all the buttons and am super fast at changing to the channel i want
Apr 3 2006 5:16PM
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Notorious_BLT
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u totally sound like an ugly skank whore, but thats just from that post, i dont know know u, maybe im judging too quickly, if i am i am sorry but for now i stick with my statement
Apr 3 2006 5:24PM
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JockinJLoads
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pwn4ge
Apr 3 2006 5:25PM
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Petey.
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no...this is a pointless thread
Apr 3 2006 6:03PM
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John.
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im a total klutz. whenever i walk i bump into shit. hopefully i'll get better
Apr 3 2006 6:06PM
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tBatt
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didnt u have 7 posts like yesterday
Apr 3 2006 6:17PM
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SteveStepp
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i need to chew better. i get food stuck in my throat alot too.
Apr 3 2006 6:18PM
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Powdahound
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Im in prime "time wasting" condition..i can waste time like nobodys business
Apr 3 2006 6:23PM
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Timmy_G
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Haha this is kinda funny.

what you're saying is you gain sleeping skills? You gain eating skills (MANNERS. should have been taught those when u were young. CHEW your food, dont inhale it)

Have you gained potty skills man? How about shoes, can you tie them yet or are you only 85% and getting better with age?
Apr 3 2006 6:27PM
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KRASHED
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NEWSCHOOLERS!
Apr 3 2006 6:28PM
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.John.
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I got better at peeing while skiing, I hardly ever pee on my boots anymore
Apr 3 2006 6:29PM
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sniper_6
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the ablility to understand peoples accents gets much better with age however the ability to learn a foreign language diminishes with age. as you get older you get better at driving until you hit a certain point and you start to go downhill to a point where you're worse than you ever were, unless youre a woman, then you sucked the whole time.
Apr 3 2006 6:33PM
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AwR
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movies, i just watched Forest Gump and for the first time in like 5 years and i understand it so much better now. Its such a good movie
Apr 3 2006 6:38PM
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TheKASSEROLE
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talking dumps, the older you get the more relaxing they are
Apr 3 2006 7:13PM
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macvid
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how about cheese
Apr 3 2006 7:31PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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aaah sexual intercourse.
Apr 3 2006 7:34PM
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ppcrider
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yea, understanding movies
Apr 3 2006 7:34PM
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Maxfreeride
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definitely eating ice cream while watching a movie, it gets sooo good
Apr 3 2006 7:40PM
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P-JO
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Golf sometimes...

and ranch, i ate some month old ranch yesterday, wow was that rotten and tasty.
Apr 3 2006 7:46PM
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whattheshit
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CHEESE
BEEF to an extent..
Apr 3 2006 7:48PM
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T*Ski
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haha this thread is rediculous
Apr 3 2006 7:51PM
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seider
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maby this thred will get better with age
Apr 3 2006 8:01PM
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bhill2.0
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Cigars
Apr 3 2006 8:03PM
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freestyleskiin
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oh ya im really good at typing on my comp too...

ive mastered cutting in the lunch line... im really small and i can get by people w/o them even noticing
Apr 3 2006 8:07PM
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TannerCoulter.
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im good at brushin too!
Apr 3 2006 8:12PM
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J.Bass
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i think youre driving skills are at there best at around 50, maybe late forties. after that most people drive too slow or dont know what they are doing.
Apr 3 2006 8:26PM
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Notorious_BLT
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i think in some ways that is untrue,ill bet lots of older drivers get overconfident and lazy in my opinion, but ur probly right for the most part
Apr 3 2006 8:28PM
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1080chubs
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dude i do believe i'm becoming very good at bouncing my pecs, the more often i lift and practice, the more i can bounce them. i've been able to get it so its noticeable through my ski jacket.
Apr 3 2006 8:34PM
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burr
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Coz u drink 1% mark u egg.


Getting wrinkly.

Taking pictures
Apr 3 2006 8:35PM
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jack_weisman
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might i point out to you that i have no idea what your talking about, other than your probably a fat brunett sitting at home typing on newschoolers trying to make yourself sound popular by saying you trip over stuff and that you have no coordinations, congardulations you have successfully given yourself an image of your intelligence that rivals terri schiavo
Apr 3 2006 8:36PM
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ThaLetterM.
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shit me too milk cratons too.
Apr 3 2006 8:46PM
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