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Coon Tans are dope

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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
I just got my first raccoon (goggle) tan ever! I've been looking at other hardcore skiers and boarders for the last couple years and they all have goggle tans so I wanted one. I just didn't wear sunscreen for a sunny day on the slopes and BAM there it was! I feel hardcore now!




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Feb 26 2003 3:14AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Girls find that totally hot and hardcore. Feel like you can do bio 12's now?

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Feb 26 2003 3:19AM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
google tans rule. i get a big dirty one every year. i dunno about the girl thing though. ive been turned down cause of my goggle tan before
Feb 26 2003 7:08AM
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Lateralis
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no one gets goggle tans here,ever
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Feb 26 2003 9:31AM
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Jooky
Posts: 1239 - Karma: 37
Just go to the tanning booth with your goggles on...heh
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Feb 26 2003 11:05AM
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lineskier10
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yeah you must feel like you can do bio 12s, when you get a goggle tan everything goes out the window and you like as good as a pro

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Feb 26 2003 11:07AM
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dyna-dogg
Posts: 162 - Karma: 10
In Japan, people go to the tanning boot with goggles on, because the 'snowboarder look' is the the hot thing.
Feb 26 2003 11:46AM
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Jooky
Posts: 1239 - Karma: 37
OH MY GOD...and I was only joking.
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Feb 26 2003 3:17PM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
dude that tanning booth thing is whack. (see my vocabulary has changed since the tan). I don't know about the girl thing either. my girlfriend doesn't seem to be as impressed or excited as i am about it.




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Feb 26 2003 3:18PM
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try growing a moustache...

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Feb 26 2003 3:23PM
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PowderPrincess
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goggle tans are soooo sexy..
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Feb 26 2003 3:33PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
tell that to the chick who turned me down....
Feb 26 2003 3:43PM
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punkSKIERjen
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yea goggles tans are sexy. im slightly getting one...

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Feb 26 2003 6:38PM
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Ski-hobo
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yeah, they kick ass
Feb 26 2003 6:42PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
aoe, maybe she just thought you were ugly regardless of the coon tan...

coon tans rock the casba

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Feb 26 2003 6:43PM
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BeckaSki
Posts: 587 - Karma: 10
How can goggle tans not be sexy! That's one of my pre reqs for dating a guy. Mine is semi-permanent. I wear sunscreen every day, yet it keeps getting darker and darker, I love it!
Feb 26 2003 6:46PM
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stupid3000
Posts: 558 - Karma: 10
goggle tans are sexy as fuck!

ive got a great goggle tan going on right now
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Feb 26 2003 7:03PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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its almost never sunny when I ski.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Feb 26 2003 7:27PM
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srwinnsuco
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im sporting the goggle tan

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Feb 26 2003 7:56PM
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cheaters


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Feb 26 2003 8:17PM
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What_A_Wookie
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yeah
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Feb 26 2003 8:38PM
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PurpleSkier
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i have one

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Feb 26 2003 9:14PM
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aoe
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no she actually said. 'im not going out with him, he has a weird tan' i shit you not
Feb 26 2003 9:47PM
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