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midwest_rep2
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To K2skeepimp, unnatural, etc.

You are the guys that bring this site down...blah blah blah, we've all heard that a million times and you guys always brush it off like nothing cause it's only an internet site and annominity is the greatest protection. I really do think you guys are bad for the sport because this site is actually quite representative of skiing and plays a large role in the skiing community. But I know you will ignore that and not take it seriously so I have another question for you...
Everytime I am on this site you guys are one here, almost every post has a reply by one of you and I've noticed they are spaced out over the entire day. So basically you stay on this site typing 'your mom sucked me off last night' or 'This is gay....that's gay....that's what your mom said last night....he puts his dick in the floppy drive..' all damn day. It would be bad even if you were contributing but you arent, you just post random trash that clogs the site up. Sitting on a computer all day or multiple times a day seems pretty pathetic to me. Especially since you are not participating in a community at all. Either you have some social problem or are pretty fucked up, or else just stupid?
Anyway, just my thoughts on how you guys suck, in real life and on this website.
Feb 26 2003 12:48AM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
full house... i remember that show aswell...
everytime it was the same though... they were like 'i cant believe you, i hate you' or 'i dont want to be your sister anymore' always shit like that

-Ryan
May 8 2003 6:14PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
RSD - I assume you were a devoted watcher of Full House?
May 8 2003 6:22PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
I watched full house...great show..except for that kimmy...OMG!!!

-Sara

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May 8 2003 6:23PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
when i was younger i would watch it just about everyday so yes

-Ryan
May 8 2003 6:32PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
I remember watching Full House, but all I remember watching ALL the time was TGIF...u kno, a whole bunch of showz that would come on Friday night?
May 8 2003 6:40PM
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linefreerider
Posts: 533 - Karma: 12
^yea i rememba tgif...and full house...i always usta call bob saggot, bob fagget, and i thot i was cool


-john

May 8 2003 6:47PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
how did my random comment turn into reminicing about a crappy tv show with the 'cool' guy having a mullet.
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us
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May 8 2003 6:59PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
^ ahh your right i just realized that guy had a mullet... wow you most be a devoted fan as well

-Ryan
May 8 2003 7:03PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
first this thread was about hating me, then it was about loving me, and now its about some gay 80's sitcom


But I ain't one ta gossip, so you ain't heard that from me.

chronic comes from a tree
it was put there for you to see
and was meant to be smoked by you
or me
if i had my little way
id smoke chronic everday
gettin high before i work
or play
May 9 2003 12:56AM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
ohh chris, isn't life grand.
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us
-an ashamed american
May 9 2003 12:58AM
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//d-lite//
Posts: 1784 - Karma: 9
k2 ski fagget needs to get off ns couz its bringing the site dwn


k2skipimp is also a pussy who needs to back his shyt up yo//


GoRilla KillAz'
May 28 2003 5:48PM
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Rogge
Posts: 5773 - Karma: 3,930
k2skeepimp and phrosty and all of the other shit talkers make this website great...they keep the newbies in line and keep others egos in check...we need guys like these so fucking little girl flamers like the kid that started this post dont fucking take over...you want to get rid of the shit talkers..you gotta get rid of me first...plus i gave harvey money so bitch youd be the first to go....fuck off and long live k2skeepimp and the rest of the shit talking crew!!!!


Mplayer09: there is a thread about u on ns.com

freeskier9001260: there always is
(Gallant)

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'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'
-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud
-Pep Fujas


-MR
May 28 2003 6:05PM
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Rogge
Posts: 5773 - Karma: 3,930
all hail 'd-lite' some white kid that thnks he can rap..fo shizzle dog..Bryan Gallant could battle your ass and fuck you up


Mplayer09: there is a thread about u on ns.com

freeskier9001260: there always is
(Gallant)

Five-9 Productions


'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'
-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud
-Pep Fujas


-MR
May 28 2003 6:09PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
chris owns you dlite
May 28 2003 6:53PM
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lineskier10
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i would love to hear gallant rap
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May 28 2003 6:56PM
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acc
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no you don't
May 28 2003 7:00PM
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RudyGarmisch
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i would! And D-lite would rap all you motherfuckers to death, he even raps on rails while hes slaying rats and box bads.
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'I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.' - John Wayne
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'Whats the difference between you and a Mallard with a cold? Ones a sick duck... i cant remember how it ends but your mothers a whore.' -SNL
May 28 2003 8:33PM
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//d-lite//
Posts: 1784 - Karma: 9
ya wat he sad biches ^^^^^


GoRilla KillAz'
May 29 2003 12:25AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Yeah, too bad Chris is only the sickest kid ever! Remember boys, jealousy gets you nowhere.

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
May 29 2003 12:30AM
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GeneralDisorder
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yeah it si better with him.. he picks on me but its all good b/c he makes things interesting
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May 29 2003 12:53AM
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//d-lite//
Posts: 1784 - Karma: 9
i own fukn chirs u crak hores/

and mr'Gallant' lets heer these fat rymes pleese/


Chjris is mny homie strate up since day one mutha fuks/

who evs wants to fuk w/ the no teef pimp/

fuks wif da d LiTe


ya herd


GoRilla KillAz'
May 29 2003 8:14PM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
Dlite thinks hes a playa but all he is, is a nay sayer
trying to rap thinking he's phat but all thats fat is his woman when hes cuddling in the cabbage patch.

this kid aint got no rhymes
he needs to be back where the women are cooking with tyme.

speaking of time, its my time to go,
b/c i dont wanna lite this kid up no mo' fo sho'
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May 29 2003 8:31PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i get made fun of almost as much as bryan gallant..but i still dont know why u make fun of him...he ski's better than most of you..most of you being whiny little shits
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
May 29 2003 8:35PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
relax elasmo, im just a horny 16 year old... haha amanda, you rock


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May 29 2003 8:57PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
elasmo is really really hot
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
May 29 2003 8:58PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
yea she is.. too bad she doesnt seem to be a big fan of me


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May 29 2003 9:01PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
by starting threads like these, it will get you nowhere for the following reasons
1) People have made 50000 threads like these and they never help
2) everyone hates people when they start these threads
3) it is a waste of time because no one is going to do anything about it
4) no one gives a shit

-Ryan
May 29 2003 9:03PM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
what about my rap?
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May 29 2003 9:05PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
it was great...rsd..shut up
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
May 29 2003 9:06PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
fine

-Ryan
May 29 2003 9:20PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahaha.... Wow, you have him well trained, although I thought he had a pretty good point.

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
May 29 2003 9:22PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
hes right it is a good point..a good point that has been posted millions of times..and elasmo is hot so rsd u can talk.....im feeling generous and nice because i just watched my baby video
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
May 29 2003 9:25PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Aww, how cute. Were you a cute baby, or one of those freaky looking ones? Nevermind... stupid question

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
May 29 2003 9:27PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
who has who well trained and who had a good point?


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May 29 2003 9:27PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i was damn cute i tell you..i almost won a contest with gerber baby food or some diaper company...they couldve been my sponsors for skiing...and i have rsd trained well..he who has the posts makes the rules i say
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
May 29 2003 9:30PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
ok, for a second i thought she meant soxripper had me well trained. which would have gotten me angry cuz i own her and shes my sex slave


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May 29 2003 9:34PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahaha, that'd be SOOOOOO sick to have Gerber as a sponsor.

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
May 29 2003 9:42PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
alright, first off, dlite is my homie, and he would kick my ass on rails any day.
2nd, sarah (elasmoskichick) is MY girl, ya'll can look, but that beauty comes home to me
3rd, five0 you just make yourself easy to make fun of, same with bryan, and believe me, i could hold my own against mr. gallant. I wouldnt make him look like a total schoolgirl but i could show him some things.
im trying to avoid posting for awhile, but this is my thread, so i should say something.
And for all you k2skeepimpaholics, i will be back


But I ain't one ta gossip, so you ain't heard that from me.

chronic comes from a tree
it was put there for you to see
and was meant to be smoked by you
or me
if i had my little way
id smoke chronic everday
gettin high before i work
or play
***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
May 30 2003 1:43AM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
yeah chris could out ski me in a lot of areas but we could def learn shit from eachother.. one day i'll come out west for liek Sring Break next year and we'll all ski together
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Tenney Mtn Summer Ski Camp Info

Lightpole Ski Productions

Zeal Optics: Vision of the Future

Everyone Check This Out

My Own Website

My Other Website
May 30 2003 1:46AM
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//d-lite//
Posts: 1784 - Karma: 9
ill def wanna see this skieer wannbe/ rappn and shyt like hes tryn to be me/ u rap like a girl/ y dont u be manly/ i woodn;t be surprised if use a motha of a faimily/

as i slip my dik outa yo moms cliteris/ she says ohh/
i say yo bich/ get off my shyt/ and quit thrown a hissy fit/ hold tyte and grip/ slurp and spit/ stewp in or step out/ gallant dont pout/
gettn dissed or dismissed by d-lites satisfacton/ fuk/ i cant help that yo moms got an attraction/

round 2/ shut up foo/ lern to rap/ go to skool/ i get a's in rapmatics/ flow faster than gregg mattix typing my shyt/ keepn legit/
yo zeal optics r the reel piss in my pance/ yo mom giv the lap dance/ i get happy in a trance/

sum a my shyt dont even make sense/ dont understand y u get eroused climbn a fence/

if u dogg on my gramma/ ize send u to the slamma/
faster than ull evr think/ 1,2 then u blink/ yo raps fukn stink/ get som soap/ quit fukn yo mom and stop ralln the coke/

i bet wen evr u get on stage yo show struk/
u start to thorw up/ cuz yo rymes r like diareah/
i even fuked yo mom in her brand new akia/ cood u believa/ i drop rymes like bombs on hiroshima/ havn a wet dreama/ u like those/ shown yo small dik for a pose/ crakn shyt/ till i spit/ these fukn mad tactics/ in fact/ i smoke yo mom a fat sak/ while she liks my but crack in the bak of the shak/


yo biach


GoRilla KillAz'
May 30 2003 4:19PM
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//d-lite//
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that was for Gaylant


GoRilla KillAz'
May 30 2003 4:21PM
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rsd
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that was awesome how long did it take you

-Ryan
May 30 2003 5:55PM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
about a day to make that response
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Lightpole Ski Productions

Zeal Optics: Vision of the Future

Everyone Check This Out

My Own Website

My Other Website
May 30 2003 5:57PM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
why you gotta talk about my mom?/shes been dead and gone/ i told you didnt have to drop that bomb on those japs/ now those jap are gonan jap you in the head/ you'll be lucky to be eating bread/ once their done you'll be sucking food throw a straw/ with you jaw/ all wired up like a jail si closed shut/ speaking of moms/ yours is a slut/ and shes got one fat ass stretched out butt/

anyways back on topic/ your the bitch/ that always has an itch in your pants/ too many ho's you been gettin jiggy wit/ now your genetalia is turning into a pit/ a pit of disease/ b/c you could even please/ please your girl/ even with the 2 finger swirl/ thats why your left with your dick in your hand/ man that aint no thats acan of spam/ trying to say shit dont make sense/ thats b/c it dont/you had too much toke/ now your a vegetable/ layin there on thwe operating table/ waiting for your lobotomy b/c you aint got shit for a brain/ your so dumb you go out naked in the freezing rain/

fuck this/ im done with this bitch/ he needs a penial implant/ b/c he wnats to use it a kickstand.
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|B|G|A|L|L|A|N|T|

|S|a|S| Films

Tenney Mtn Summer Ski Camp Info

Lightpole Ski Productions

Zeal Optics: Vision of the Future

Everyone Check This Out

My Own Website

My Other Website
May 30 2003 6:06PM
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
d-lite your a fukin little bitch


God damn, d-lite, tell your boyfriend I said those lines was gay/
you yellin like a girl, he loves the way you play/all this is from the head dont tell me that i looked it, the dictionary opened on your mom's back while we cooked it Doggystyle, she likes it wild, too tried to smile

The army says ‘be all you can be’ but all you be ain’t nothing compared to me/ why the fuck your dirty ass be step on zeal, i dont see your sorry ass reppin on zeal/ and me and bryan you u mimic,because the flow is infinite/
The style is intracate/When we kill mc's we not
discriminite

Faggots on the microphone is not condoned/I throw stones and break clones like bones/
ME and my dawg bry send wack mcs back home/One shot from
the chrome,watch the knowledge leak all out your dome

hey d shit you get yo momma to write that for yea or is she busy bein a hoe to pay for ya/ you try to hit me back and i will second attack/ d lite prolly cant fight/ we know he cant write / prolly wants to bite on a big black prick/ or rub on a gay mans dick/

So who dared you to step to, the cream that's up in here/ me and bry be pulling more strings than a team of puppeteers/ you will be beggin for more when you hittin the floor from my lyrics that you can just not take anymore/ i think your a bore/ your mom is a whore/ when shes not busy she be beggin you for more when you come in the door/ the funny thing is that you will give it/ when your all done you will feel like you win it/

its funny how bry can play with all these cats and you are still standin at the plate not knowing how to use the bat/ LSP its where you need to be/ and the crazyiest crew is the 112/ brining beats to you on a platter with your meat to you/

now im not afraid of you or your shit that you threw/ your game is one im ready to slay.... hit him back bryan and show him how the big boys play.....


-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

'Hokey Pokey is one crazy song. When I was 5 in kindergarten I couldnt get those moves down. I think I was discouraged by my israeli background. They just laughed at me...'- mikee
May 30 2003 6:21PM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
oh shit that was phat
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|S|a|S| Films

Tenney Mtn Summer Ski Camp Info

Lightpole Ski Productions

Zeal Optics: Vision of the Future

Everyone Check This Out

My Own Website

My Other Website
May 30 2003 6:28PM
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
just sticking up for the boys bryan...
-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

'Hokey Pokey is one crazy song. When I was 5 in kindergarten I couldnt get those moves down. I think I was discouraged by my israeli background. They just laughed at me...'- mikee
May 30 2003 6:30PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
i could fart a better rap than that

-Ryan
May 30 2003 7:32PM
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NewschoolUnderground
Posts: 85 - Karma: 10
d-lite is a way better rapper, plus he doesn't even have to try you faggets. Bryan Gaylant and Rs4life can suck a dick bitch.
***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***

May 30 2003 9:52PM
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skier_beast
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
hey k2skierpimp need tips for 360, have you guys heard of armada?, what's a toxic grab?, how do you post a picture?, who's the hottest skier girl?
May 30 2003 10:04PM
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