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Craigskis
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So end of the day i'm skiing home, and i'm crusing at a fair speed thru slush, and i'm carving threw some choppy moguly shit, and i catch an edge flipping over and head butting the ground,

Putting my bottom teeth threw my upper lip,

So after spitting up lots of blood, and having gorbies ask me if i want patrol, I get up and ski away wondering if my ear drum is blown as well because i can't hear,

the cuts only a cm long, pretty deep, but stiches are for pussies,

this isn't a joke, and just know that chicks dig scars...
Apr 1 2006 8:00PM
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tahoerider
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that sucks
Apr 1 2006 8:05PM
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Potatoes
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i've done the lip thing that sucks brother
Apr 1 2006 8:05PM
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a-g-b
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i did almost the same thing and didnt get stitches and now i get all the bitches with my cool scar
Apr 1 2006 8:08PM
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Billiards.
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I love skiing way more, but last summer skating. I went to do this quarter pipe transfer gap at this way slippery wooden park. Well a slipped out and did a super man onto my face on the other side my feet landing on the side I was trying to gap from. so my back went like bent in between and my tooth went through my lip and all this other stuff. And theres still like a 1 foot by 1 foot blood puddle sitting there. I know how you feel.
Apr 1 2006 8:18PM
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andrewg
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thats gay
Apr 1 2006 8:23PM
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Jake...
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rough break. i was water tubing once, went over the wake.. me and my bro on a single tube. we go flying into the air, and at the time i had braces on. anyways his elbow lannds on my top lip, and my 2 front braces were fully stuck in my lip. WE got in to the boat, i was freaking cuz my lips fucking stuck to my teeth. we get back to the cottage, and i had to basically rip them out before my mouth started healing over my braces. fucking one of the worst pains ive been in. true story too.
Apr 1 2006 9:11PM
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Ryanvdonk
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if you would get under 5 stiches, it's not worth it. i had seven on the other hand, so the scar is still nice and sexy, it's over and inch long, went all the way through my lip.
Apr 1 2006 9:14PM
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prophet
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i too have lip-scar-tooth-slash-face-fuck action... with scar tissue still in there 4 years later. or maybe its 3 years... meh.
Apr 3 2006 12:25AM
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