Replying to Drunken story

last night me and some friends were over at a girls house and one of my friends andy gets real tanked up and can barely walk but decides totake a piss. we were all pretty fucked up but he started pissing on this chicks walls and bathroom so i took i gigantic beanbag tube and clocked him in the back of the head ( i was high ) and got knocked out and fell in the bathtub... woke up 5 minutes later and everyone ws yelling and the chcik was freaking out and mopping up the piss. quite the mess