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ok so this kid and I, we went out, got really drunk, played some beer pong and shit then he wandered home kinda early....wasted....he passes out in his bed...me and my buddy go to sleep in my room (bc he doesnt go to my college, he was there with me) and at like 5am my whole hall comes busting in my room...."YOU GOTTA SEE THIS" and "HOLY SHIT" and "THERES SHIT EVERYWHERE"...thats all I hear as I wake up, then I walk out in the hall to see a pile of shit at my bathroom door, that has been stepped in....and everybody tells me it was the kid i was out with that came back early and passed out....so it turns out that he stumbled into this kids room, sat down, took a shit in his chair and left....the kid whos room it was comes back, turns on the light, and sees a pile of shit in his chair...ha ha...so the kid whos chair got shit in got the kid who shit, and tells him to clean it up (hes still wasted) so he takes the chair....drags it out and to the bathroom, as it gets to the bathroom door, the shit falls off the chair and he steps in it....making a huge mess....the kid then proceeds back to his room, leaving the pile of shit, and passes out and pukes all over himself.....this kid is never gonna live this down.....