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PooterCrunk69
Posts: 228 - Karma: 10
My friends lunch had been getting taken out of his locker so the other day we put a fake lunch in his locker for the lunch stealer to take which consisted of pee in lemon-lime gatorade and a sandwich with jizz mayo. the kid didnt take the sandwich i dont know why but he took the gatorade and drank it later on that day. Once he noticed that he drank piss he walked around school asking kids if the "gatorade" smelt like piss. Anyway it all ended up with the piss getting dumped on my friends books. I want some ideas on how to get the lunch stealer back and to hear some of your revenge stories
Mar 30 2006 8:57PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
well u can rape his mom and film it or jsut kill him
Mar 30 2006 9:16PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
kill him


or as dane cook says "dump on his chest and punch him repeatedly in the neck"
Mar 30 2006 9:19PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Does he have a car? Or better yet, how old are you guys?
Mar 30 2006 9:27PM
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shagalabagala
Posts: 2101 - Karma: 10
take a large barrel/trashcan and keep it in your room, any time you need to urinate, or shit just go in the barrel
save it up for about a week, and just dump it on him
Mar 30 2006 9:32PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
drive a bus into his living room.
Mar 30 2006 9:34PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
plant a pound of coke inhis car, and then call to po-po
Mar 30 2006 9:36PM
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jonnydub
Posts: 940 - Karma: 10
kill his parents, chop them up, put them in a homemade chile, put that in the locker for lunch, let him steal it and eat his parents
Mar 30 2006 9:36PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
south park yay
Mar 30 2006 9:38PM
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Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
haha, yeah, i love that eppisode
Mar 30 2006 11:19PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
hows it taste?
hmm?
i bet it tastes delicious.
Mar 30 2006 11:21PM
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pwallstreet
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 41
haha thats a funny story!! i say u either slit his throat or cum on his locker...or!! how about fuck his mom!!
Mar 30 2006 11:23PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
if he has a pet like a rat or mouse or something you can kill it and put it in a hotdog bun and leave that for him to steal
Mar 30 2006 11:26PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
umm yeah thats a lil pricy, a gram or 8 ball will do
Mar 31 2006 8:36AM
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