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Worst run-in with a joey story
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So i was skiing with my team earlier this season and we decided to fuck around by racing each other down this trail. I was going pretty fast, and before i knew it, this guy with a handle bar mustache, a one piece, and a pair of public enemies? was in my path of destruction. I quickly tried to make a hockey stop, but i was wearing last season's skis and they had no edge on them so i slid out and accidentally took the guy out. He landed on top of me and quickly got up to start pounding me with his ski pole and began swearing at me (even though im a girl) with his two little kids and wife staring on. My friend was behind me and took the guy off of me and began to beat him down and yell at him too. I continuously apologized and asked if he would like me to get ski patrol (my dad is on it and i've know every other patroller on the mountain since i was in diapers...easily knowing they would take my side and kick this ass off of the mountain) The fucker just decided to ski away after the long quarrel. What do these one piecers have against us better folk?
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why isnt your name in pink?
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he was hitting you with his ski pole?
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did he get his ass kicked?
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My old name was in pink and i didnt want to bring attention to myself.
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maybe he has small geneetalia.
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Do you guys have any stories with run-ins with joeys?
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sounds untrue.
you don't want to bring attention but your name is erin
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yes it is. pink stands out more.
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hah and surprisingly, this story is 100% true.
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maybe you should learn how to fucking ski. if some gaper bitch crashed into me i would be pissed off too
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whats a joey?
i always though it was an aussie word for kangaroo but a kangaroo on skies makes no sense. plus they couldnt beat you with a ski pole, they dont have THUMBS>>
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at are hil there si this sweet pitch jump that i completley blind but funa dn it was lke the last run adn we were the only ones on the hill so we decide to do it adn of course there is a mom and her like 12 year old son sitting underneath the pitch like actually jsut sititgn there so i go of and i have to do like a side flip to avoid the and i fall then my friend sees me get all messed in the air and turns bvefor the jump then my third friend jsut hit them the we sarted swearign at them cuz i was there fault i read it every time i am going in a urnal i try to read the code of conduct before i finish so i pretty cuh no all the rules
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yea my friend almost got beat down early this season basically for the same thing and i pulled him off and then the guy tryed to take his pass it was gay
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i'd be some pissed if some kid took me out while recklessly bombing a hill, maybe not enough to beat the shit outta him/her but id definatly be pissed
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well sounds like you were outta control when you hit him. But he does sound like weird dude.
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It's 100% your fault, you deserved it, racers...psh.
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yea i felt bad when it happened i apologized like a hundred times, But then he took it too far. Anndddd i'm definitely nott a racer. I haven't chased gates in years.
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ha, i love the mention of the one piece...the ol' fag bag.
but yea, i'd be pissed if someone nailed me and took me down, not enough to hit em, but enough to demand an apology
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Id be pissed if anyone ran into me unless he was really young or it was my fault.
At the mountain i go to its like a whole trail before the park. So i was trying to get there fast and out of nowhere this small chinese kid blindsides me. Sooo gay he like yelled at me in his native tongue. It pissed me off.
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did i mention this guy was standing in a blind spot UNDER the hill i was racing down?
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theyres blindspots on your hill?
What the fuck, you ski on mitsubishi's?
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Erin, how many times have i told you to watch out for those man in one peice suits with the handlebar mustaches! lol its a good story. maybe i'll see ya next season!
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If any guy started beating a girl i skied with let alone a friend. My pole would conform to the shape of his head immedialty. Elmer Fudd style
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it would suck because the poor kid would get lodged in your fat reserves and eventually die from suffication. thus resulting in a dead person between your saggy tits and "stomach"
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guy thought the deck of a table was a "resting spot" or some shit, he got real pissed when i almost domed him with my ski. he wouldnt believe that people were supposed to be "bombing over the platforms" cause liability wouldnt allow for it.
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