Replying to Salt Bagels
alright in all my life when i go to a bagel place i get a toasted salt bagel with cream cheese. so i walk into einstines that i havent been to on 86th. so im like ill have a toasted salt bagel with cream cheese. the guy looks at me like i ordered a fucking cornish game hen. hes dumfounded. him and another guy have a mini conference while still staring at me. after about 15 seconds the one guy asks "whats a toasted salt bagel?". im like "a salt bagel...thats toasted". the one other guy then comes over, hes the manager after hearing what i said and is like "we dont have salt bagels". im like "whhhaaaa???? everyone has them". so i get an everything instead. when i was downtown at einstines, they had them...so this einstines over on 86th apparently missed the conference on what the fuck is supposed to be at a bagel place, or so i think. so im with my friend jim and im like "man, wtf was that" hes like "dude ive never heard of a salt bagel either". i feel like im taking crazy pills. wtf is up? do you have salt bagels?
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