Ski Porn

flatspinner · 2006-03-29 19:52:25

Poor Boyz's new trailer is up. www.poorboyz.com

T*Ski

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sweeeeeeeeeet

Apr 3 2006 7:27PM

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Bulky

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i agree

Apr 3 2006 8:45PM

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Lhmr-skibebbe

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SKI PORN IS GOING TO BE THE SHIZZZ BECAUSE MY GIRL GRETE ELIASSEN IS IN IT HO!!!

Apr 3 2006 8:50PM

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TSEYFFER

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that follow cam of the ledge in the trailer and gagniers tweaked mute alone wants me to buy the video...props

Apr 3 2006 10:05PM

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TSEYFFER

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phsyce...maybe it was schillers mute?

Apr 3 2006 10:06PM

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justski

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Lame

i want more....

Apr 4 2006 12:37AM

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IcePointa

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Oh my god, I just had an orgasm. Screw this virginity shit, I want more! OOOH OOOOOOOH.

Apr 4 2006 1:21AM

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knotbox

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skiing is getting so fuckin gay

Apr 4 2006 5:41AM

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seine_Dudeheit

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coooool he!

Apr 4 2006 5:48AM

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Ghst

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I heart Apache

Apr 4 2006 9:07AM

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Dan-Man

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the ledge pretzel is crazy

Apr 4 2006 10:12AM

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ThisAngelicRage

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i really liked the trailer. it's nice to see a tease that isn't a mental override clusterfuck of bells and whistles.

Apr 4 2006 12:41PM

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bob_dole

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id still rather watch a snowboard movie over ski movies these days.

Apr 4 2006 12:49PM

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dfresh50

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thats tight

Apr 4 2006 1:14PM

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bob_dole

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for example, www.crapneto.com then go to video neto. as well as www.snowiness.com they have a video forum with links, and almost every single edit that they link to there is plain awesome. PLUS www.aaronleyland.com ...all these sites rule and id rather watch them and a few other snowboard movies that i own than stuff ou there right now.

Apr 4 2006 1:30PM

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Blockus

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INSANE!

Apr 4 2006 4:34PM

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jack_weisman

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yeah i thought it was porn

Apr 4 2006 7:49PM

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Ben.

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Ok the name is not so good but that was a ridiculous trailer especially considering how early it is and how much footy they still have. The first ledge was ridiculous, the pow was ridiculous and that mute was one of the most insane things i have ever seen. HIs skis were frickin parallel but they were pointing opposite directions. how did his knees not just tear apart. IN frickin SANE!!! I WANT MORE!

Apr 4 2006 10:07PM

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eyes.a.fire

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same here my friend, same here

Apr 4 2006 10:10PM

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freezed

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crapneto is the best, for sure.

Apr 5 2006 12:05AM

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ski_cartel

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dam, that was sick

Apr 5 2006 10:49AM

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telestar6

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I still think the only good shot was the huge right side cork 3. Apparently no one else was that impressed with it.

Apr 5 2006 2:30PM

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alh10

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looks pretty nasty

Apr 5 2006 3:34PM

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dangerdad

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that frontflip in the first shot was bigger than fat bastard

Apr 5 2006 4:35PM

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Bo-

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I have never seen a bar set higher than yours. seriously, are you mack dawg?

Apr 5 2006 4:44PM

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faux_real

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how about the bar they set with last year's teaser? . . . switch take off and landing on pyramid. this year's teaser doesn't come close.

Apr 5 2006 7:09PM

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ag.

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all though not many really liek the airs in it the move will obviously have amazing backcountry....war did...its not gunna get worse....and the urban was crazy in that so this movie will rock it

Apr 5 2006 7:13PM

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617jibber

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cnat wait

Apr 5 2006 8:46PM

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-daniel-

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i really hate the name of the movie

Apr 5 2006 10:13PM

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freerider54

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I like the name. Its basically claiming what it and most ski movies are. Even if you put some special timelapses and 80´s euro songs to a movie with six different angles on a jump in slow motion, ski movies are largely plotless. They have images of insane skiing set to music. MSP, TGR, TBC, and Level are doing the same. It´s about time somebody just called it what it is. It´s sweet its amazing. But its all porn. You just have to decide on the kind of porn you want. Personally, Im stoked to see this movie.

Apr 5 2006 11:39PM

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mikee

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I dont understand why poorboyz is calling their movie an insult to themselves. THey are calling themselves ski porn. At least they realise it. But damn, why would that be all they want to be.

SO bad.

I am dissapointed with skiing.

Oh well time for everyone to step it up and stop being stupid.

Apr 6 2006 7:51AM

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freerider54

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Because its not an insult. It is what it is. Like all ski movies, aside from Warren Miller. And even Warren Miller is largely porn. I don't porn refers to poorly produced. It just is the format of the movie.

Apr 6 2006 2:14PM

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the_tr0n

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Fact: It is called ski porn because the trick schiller throws at the end will make you bust your load...just like porn.

Fiction: There is no tits.

Apr 6 2006 3:49PM

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WinSt[]NadAMz

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lol ski porn might as well call it im gay

Apr 6 2006 4:08PM

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telestar6

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YOu guys are reading into the ski porn title way too much. THey are just poking fun at themselves and the industry. Don't take it so seriously.

Apr 6 2006 4:25PM

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agreed.

Apr 6 2006 7:41PM

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Public_Maverick

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was that sammy or simon wrecking himself?

Apr 6 2006 8:00PM

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President

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thank you..i poo-ed my pants

Apr 6 2006 10:02PM

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Desjardins

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Are you kidding me, if there is to much of park stuff in a movie, it kills it for me, most park siers cant make a turn for the life of them, thats why i respect big mountain riders like Seth, Hugo and Manu Gaidet

Apr 6 2006 10:18PM

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i hate people;. smoke pills

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