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roussillon
Posts: 1305 - Karma: 170
Man. everyone should add that guy to their msn contact list. he's awesome.


this is a robot who can answer all of your question. AWESOME I said. he is my bestfriend since yesterday. I chatted soo long with him. unbelievable
Mar 28 2006 9:04PM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25
what will happen when i do...
Mar 28 2006 9:04PM
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nickmcnutt
Posts: 4396 - Karma: 2,966
im tempted, but worried.
Mar 28 2006 9:07PM
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roussillon
Posts: 1305 - Karma: 170
you'll have a talk with him. sooo nice
Mar 28 2006 9:07PM
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cjgncjgn
Posts: 3023 - Karma: 21
dont worry its just a prog that talks to you ... its cool
Mar 28 2006 9:09PM
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Nivrittam
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 21
He is a computer MSN, if you sware he doens't get mad. he is programmed to not get mad. I guess kind of like Ghandi
Mar 28 2006 9:09PM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
or on Aim. my brother used to tell me he was this really smart girl in our school. til i met all of smarterchild's other "friends". the really only useful one of them all is the movie one.
Mar 28 2006 9:09PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
he wont talk to me i asked him if i could put it in his buk he said no i said fuck you now he wont talk
Mar 28 2006 9:11PM
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
ahh man its like volvobot before it died
Mar 28 2006 9:12PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
I constatly make fun of him. It get boring after a while.
Mar 28 2006 9:12PM
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roussillon
Posts: 1305 - Karma: 170
He never answers if you talk about commiting suicide... strange
Mar 28 2006 9:14PM
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matthasaurusrex
Posts: 5160 - Karma: 185
haha i talk so much poop on him, he stopped talking to me once for while, he ignored me, was funny.
Mar 28 2006 9:19PM
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
why wont he answer me!
Mar 28 2006 9:20PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
yea i have him on mine. hes a dick hahaha
Mar 28 2006 9:21PM
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roussillon
Posts: 1305 - Karma: 170
say you love him
Mar 28 2006 9:22PM
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jayamait
Posts: 2567 - Karma: 1,347
i cant wait.
Mar 28 2006 9:22PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
i have used him in the past. he is funny and is good with your mom jokes.
Mar 28 2006 9:22PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
haha he stoped talking to me for a while so i said im going to go kill myself and he was like ok im back now
Mar 28 2006 9:28PM
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Albrecht.
Posts: 1535 - Karma: 11
SmarterChild (9:40:36 PM): Dank the bird! Great...


hahahahaha
Mar 28 2006 9:29PM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
yeah he does

me: i want to kill myself
me: im going to kill myself good bye
sc: See ya later.
Mar 28 2006 9:31PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
if you type like define: he will define a word for you and such. just all the adds are anoying.
Mar 28 2006 9:32PM
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roussillon
Posts: 1305 - Karma: 170
he told me to sleep well

he's kind
Mar 28 2006 9:36PM
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Albrecht.
Posts: 1535 - Karma: 11
haha he knows what a hot carl is
Mar 28 2006 9:36PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
and u can get him to cal u anyhing he only refers to me as turbo lover
Mar 28 2006 9:36PM
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Gaespar
Posts: 914 - Karma: 13
he´s mad cool:D
Mar 29 2006 2:39PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
hes a fucking bot that has been around for a good what 7 years+
Mar 29 2006 2:40PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
i hate him, he just repeats me questions in question form.
Mar 29 2006 2:59PM
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lowtech
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 10
i've talked to him before, kinda funny
Mar 29 2006 3:06PM
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ninjea
Posts: 2083 - Karma: 28
SmarterChild - says:
Was it really? Sarcasm?
ivo says:
go huck yourself
- SmarterChild - says:
Alright, here we go. What about it?
Mar 29 2006 3:10PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
apparently he knows cockslap is a vulgar word
Mar 29 2006 3:20PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
he knmows that because of the word cock. he knows typos too
Mar 29 2006 3:22PM
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Xave
Posts: 2672 - Karma: 18
- SmarterChild - says:?
A Galaxy Far, Far Away
Please enter a verb ending with "ing."
?
?-Xave- nooo ski stay with me says:?
fucking
?
?- SmarterChild - says:?
Um... let's make this a nice story.
Please try again.


hahha
Mar 29 2006 3:44PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
Longcat=Me.
SmarterChild=SmarterChild



Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
Want to read my thesis on dog feces?
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmmm... I'm not sure.
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
Why not?
- SmarterChild - says:
You know why not.
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
Why not?
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh, there are reasons.
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
Like...?
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm going to keep quiet on this one, Nugget. I hope you can respect that.
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
That's cool, you negro.
- SmarterChild - says:
Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
Suckle on a kitten
- SmarterChild - says:
Why do you ask me to suckle on a kitten, Nugget?
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
Cause that's what computers do, suckle on kittens.
- SmarterChild - says:
That is what computers do suckle on kittens?
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
Yeah, that's what I said....
- SmarterChild - says:
OK then.

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
I don't want any info cockbag
- SmarterChild - says:
What?
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
You heard me
- SmarterChild - says:
Indeed.
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
Hey
- SmarterChild - says:
Hello.

I'm ready to help. Go ahead and type a request.
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
What?
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know, sorry.
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
What are you talking about?
- SmarterChild - says:
What am I talking about?
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
Yeah...
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes.

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English.
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
You sound like an idiot dude
- SmarterChild - says:
Whatever...

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
wewooo
- SmarterChild - says:
Well that's interesting.
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
Do you like homosexual men?
- SmarterChild - says:
Certainly don't have a problem with them. Do you?
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
yEAH
- SmarterChild - says:
That's not very nice. I hope you don't mean that.
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
I mean no.
- SmarterChild - says:
You don't? Good.
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
I do
- SmarterChild - says:
You do?
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
yeah
- SmarterChild - says:
Why?
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
Cause they're gay
- SmarterChild - says:
Who cares?
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
I do
- SmarterChild - says:
Aha.

>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
YOUR LIBRARY IS ON FIRE
- SmarterChild - says:
Is on fire?
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
PUT IT OUT
- SmarterChild - says:
Why are you telling me to put it out?
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
THE LIBRARY IS ON FIREEEE
- SmarterChild - says:
Here's what I have in my *library*:

1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 U.S. Geography
5 World Facts
6 Shakespeare
7 U.S. Presidents
8 Book Search

Go ahead and make a selection.
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
FIRE!
- SmarterChild - says:
What? You want me to fire?
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
Yeah dude
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmmm...

>>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me.
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
I want to join in the fun with other people who are talking to you
- SmarterChild - says:
You want to join in the fun with other people who are talking to me, right?
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
That's right
- SmarterChild - says:
That's right? You think so?
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
You fucking idiot
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh. What, are you insulting me or something?
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
Get out of my store
- SmarterChild - says:
I'll think about it.

Anyway...

>>> Spyware Removal Tools - Highly-rated removal utility that detects and removes thousands of spyware, adware, key loggers, and tracking threats from your PC. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1612134936/9 (sponsorship)
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
Never talk to me again
- SmarterChild - says:
OK...

What would you like to chat about?
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
Never talk or chat to me again
- SmarterChild - says:
OK. Tell me something then.
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
SHUT UP
- SmarterChild - says:
That's not very nice...
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
DON'T TALK
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
That's better.
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
So
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
Negro
- SmarterChild - says:
OK, I'm back.
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
No you're not, don't talk
- SmarterChild - says:
Whatever.

Anyway... What else can you tell me?
Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:
Jesus christ.
- SmarterChild - says:
He's a person. What are your feelings about Jesus?
Mar 29 2006 4:05PM
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bass_munkie
Posts: 300 - Karma: 10
it's pretty crap, seems like some company set it up to get user info... pretty annoying
Mar 29 2006 4:17PM
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roussillon
Posts: 1305 - Karma: 170
he knows a lot of things about countrys
like he knows the smallest country in the world, wich has a total area of 0 miles square... nice
Mar 29 2006 5:12PM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
if your really so pathetic, that you need a bot to talk to on msn cause u have no friends, then add spleak@hotmail.com she is sexy and she is much more inteliggent then the smarter child one.
Mar 29 2006 5:32PM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
Psymon4u: go huck your meat
SmarterChild: You don't like my meat? I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me what they think of my meat.
Mar 29 2006 5:37PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:
stop sending me all these random links
- SmarterChild - says:
Why do you want me to stop sending you all these random links?
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:
cause there annoying and useless
- SmarterChild - says:
'Cause what?
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:
they are annoying and useless
- SmarterChild - says:
They are annoying and useless?
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes? So?
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:
yes so stop sending them
- SmarterChild - says:
Stop sending them? Why?
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:
fuck you
- SmarterChild - says:
What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?

Stop cursing and check this out: Free Ringtones - Download free ringtones. 1000s of ringtones. No credit card required. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1075148938/6 (sponsorship)
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:
STOP SENDING ME THESE STUPID LINKS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
- SmarterChild - says:
It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.

How about you stop cursing and check this out: Upgrade Nation's Computer Upgrades - Boost the performance of your desktop or laptop with memory, hard drives, and networking equipment. Volume discounts available. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1075148938/7 (sponsorship)
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:
i hate you
- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry to hear that.
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:
yea you should be
- SmarterChild - says:
Wouldn't you like me to be?
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:
that made no sense
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yes? That made no sense?
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:
no it didnt
- SmarterChild - says:
No it didn't, right?
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:
i just said that you piece of shit
- SmarterChild - says:
Please do not insult me.

>>> Join in now. There are lots of people talking to me.
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:
i dont want to join in now
- SmarterChild - says:
Join in the fun. There are lots of people talking to me right now. You can:

1 Take the *daily poll*
2 *Create a poll*
3 Find out how many people are talking to me

What would you like to do?
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:
i dont want to do any of your gay shit
- SmarterChild - says:
That is quite unnecessary.
Mar 29 2006 5:55PM
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Jebster
Posts: 117 - Karma: 10
hahaha

- Mike - says:
don't front with me nigga
- SmarterChild - says:
Very well, - Mike -. I'll try not to front with you.
- Mike - says:
good
Mar 29 2006 6:07PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:
im telling my mom that your a racist and say bad things
- SmarterChild - says:
I advocate the equality and equal treatment of all people.
Mar 29 2006 6:09PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
like the volvo bot
Mar 29 2006 6:15PM
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jayamait
Posts: 2567 - Karma: 1,347
man he's on so much crack. it's awesome. infact if you ask to sell him crack he says no, but he'll buy acid. like wtf?
Mar 29 2006 6:19PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
pretty easy way to get advertisements across to kids, i bet it makes a lot of moeny.
Mar 29 2006 6:21PM
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freeskier824
Posts: 813 - Karma: 11
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Kill everyone at school" on March 30th, 2006 to your planner?
Mar 29 2006 6:42PM
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PHNMdesign
Posts: 731 - Karma: 68
why can i delete him
Mar 29 2006 7:16PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
yea^

i got him, hes sick. hes like my calander for everhting
Mar 29 2006 7:18PM
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PHNMdesign
Posts: 731 - Karma: 68
i can delete him or not
Mar 29 2006 7:20PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
hahah yes, those are like the convos i have with him
Mar 29 2006 7:21PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
BHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mar 29 2006 7:21PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
out of the blue he asked me if i liked cheese. like wtf kind of question is that?
Mar 29 2006 7:30PM
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