Inside the brains of pro pipe riders

As u can see from the title this thread is about what goes on in the brains of our favorite pipe riders (its a couple years old so bear with me)

Kristi Leskinen
-20% Halter-top sale homing device
-40% beat-Sarah-Burk hemisphere
-30.95% "like,whatever" neuron
-.05% self-awearness of industry sexploitation concerns
-10%[ ]


Phil Belanger
-33.3% Dion
-33.3% larose
-20% style council
-3.3% Sarah Burke memory chip
-5% two way fringlish/franglais translator

Jon Olsson
-30% ABBA
-15% consistency reflex
-5% anti-aging modulator
-10% Sarah Burk would make a good swede node
-40% bjorn borg emulator/headband rocking cortex

Tanner Hall
-25% "I rule" recognition center
-25% "you suck!" recognition suppressor
-10% "where are all the steeze bitches at?"
-10% "u mean Sarah Burk is available"
-10% internal bass woofer/graphic equalizer
-10% lightspeed autograph signing enabler
-10% lightspeed weed locator
-5% awww shucks reflex
-5% "let parents invest your money genetic coding"

the end