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Reed.
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sometimes i wish i was monkey, cause all they do is throw their own crap


LD CREW
Dec 19 2001 10:19PM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
no, spider monkeys jack off all the time..and throw their crap. I wanna be a spider monkey


Unity....... word up!!!
Dec 19 2001 10:41PM
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yellowsnow4u
Posts: 3283 - Karma: 15
YOU ARE A SPIDER MONKEY! LOL>...hehehe had to beat schwags to it....HAHAHAHA ;)
Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***
PhattTim: haha, computer got nutted by da gorilla on crack
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

Dec 19 2001 11:27PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
HAHA!! I bet you did brah, hahahahaha, spider monkeys are phatt!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Dec 20 2001 12:15AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
That's not totally true, because it's an infinite amount of monkeys on an infinite amount of type writers that keep this site running. So monkeys actually run this site.
Dec 20 2001 4:41AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
no dude, SPIDER monkeys run this site.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Dec 20 2001 5:00AM
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yellowsnow4u
Posts: 3283 - Karma: 15
So Matt is running a monkey sweatshop now? Well thats it....time to call in PITA or soemthign...hhahaha :P
Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***
PhattTim: haha, computer got nutted by da gorilla on crack
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

Dec 20 2001 5:14AM
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roswel
Posts: 427 - Karma: 11
heard on the radio just now:

'that monkey needs to be spanked'
positivity rules!!!
Dec 20 2001 5:38AM
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yellowsnow4u
Posts: 3283 - Karma: 15
Hahahah....nice.
Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***
PhattTim: haha, computer got nutted by da gorilla on crack
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

Dec 20 2001 5:49AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha, PITA!! gold!! haha, I think we should call them and just see what they say! lol

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Dec 20 2001 5:55AM
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yellowsnow4u
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lol.....I just realized it should be PETA....hahahaa
Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***
PhattTim: haha, computer got nutted by da gorilla on crack
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

Dec 20 2001 3:45PM
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PhattTim
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haha oh dude, stop making me laugh, haha! Ahhh, hehe, shouldn't you be doing school work instead of making sick jokes about spider monkeys?? mmmm, I think so. haha. How many hours sleep did ya get last night brah?? hehe. Rockage!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Dec 20 2001 3:56PM
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rebel
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I'm not so sure if harvey runs a monkey sweat shop, or if harvey is a monkey. I'll look into it.
Dec 20 2001 4:07PM
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quebecfreestyler
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Matt harvey is a monkey for sure, look at his hair....
President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!
Dec 20 2001 4:08PM
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yellowsnow4u
Posts: 3283 - Karma: 15
LOL!!!!!
Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***
PhattTim: haha, computer got nutted by da gorilla on crack
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

Dec 20 2001 8:52PM
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Billups
Posts: 3960 - Karma: 329
holy crap...that was great quebec...lol
Pray to the Snow Gods!!!
Of course it hurts if you get your balls separated by a five-inch-wide rail. But if you don’t try, what’s the point of anything?
-Phil Larose, French Canadian rail-slide veteran with a suspiciously high voice

Dec 20 2001 10:02PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
Dont you people have any culture?

On the simpsons, monkeys have been used for all of the following

Knife Fights
Butlers
Writers
Helper Monkeys
and more!
Dec 21 2001 5:53PM
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sizzlah
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my monkey's name is Sweetheart. i'l take a picture and put it up.....

matt harvey IS a monkey. i agree with whoever said that.

penguins are way better than monkeys.
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AntAdam: soy milk is a lot better for you
freestylesupreme: cow milk is the BEST....i'm going skiing. go drink your goat milk.
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Richford: Where's the entrance?
Newhard: you can't get in. the grocery store is exit only, like my butt
Richford: not mine
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Kateie K: Isn't your religion incompatable with eating people? How do you resolve that?
Dec 21 2001 6:20PM
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Canadian_kicker
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wow, did you know.. apparently im a silly munkey... i dont know what that is..... but im one... some guy told me i was one. and for the record i love matts hair. it makes him a phatt mokey. gotta love him for his hair.. but... i dunno if im a spider monkey caue you said they jack off all the time. well what do female spider monkey's do??? finger themselves? lol
I dont understand how the get ice into the waterbottle. it just wont fit!
*I.B.C*
Dec 21 2001 7:11PM
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PhattTim
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haha, quality!! Yah, Matt is for sure a monkey, hehe, the hair is just gold!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Dec 21 2001 7:26PM
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yellowsnow4u
Posts: 3283 - Karma: 15
AHAHHAHAA cryss.....taht was gold...lol
Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***
PhattTim: haha, computer got nutted by da gorilla on crack
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

Dec 22 2001 3:44AM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
ok, i have a question....everyone keeps saying 'that is gold' I think it should be 'that is platinum' because the whole gold thing is just getting played out. haha


Unity....... word up!!!
Dec 22 2001 4:40AM
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Reed.
Posts: 4489 - Karma: 272
alright thats it, im starting a monkey revoluion!!!!



Prond leader of monker revolution


LD CREW
Dec 22 2001 2:59PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
i wanna be one of those monkeys that fly.


'I found our Dog!'-Homer
'You were supposed to be looking for Lisa!'-Marge
Dec 22 2001 5:07PM
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Reed.
Posts: 4489 - Karma: 272
i just watched wizard of oz yesterday w/pink floyd, the scaiest part is, when the lion jumps fropm the woods start the wall disk 2, it get really creepy...worse than darkside of the moon


Prond leader of monker revolution

LD CREW
Dec 22 2001 8:41PM
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