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the lifejacket, decked out in red plastic beads, aviators, and a gaping goggle gap large enough for him to stash a kilo of coke into, dropped solar coaster today.. after screaming 'fuck' eight times he dropped to switch, and stomped it, bewildering his chair mates and all witnesses. he will be available for autographs at the crystal lounge tonight, after singing 'pretty fly for a white guy'.
