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THE LIFEJACKET

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dbrizz
Posts: 25 - Karma: 11
the lifejacket, decked out in red plastic beads, aviators, and a gaping goggle gap large enough for him to stash a kilo of coke into, dropped solar coaster today.. after screaming 'fuck' eight times he dropped to switch, and stomped it, bewildering his chair mates and all witnesses. he will be available for autographs at the crystal lounge tonight, after singing 'pretty fly for a white guy'.
Mar 28 2006 5:20AM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
are you fucking joking? that is incredible! and he's not broken??
Mar 28 2006 3:10PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
last night was mad ruckass,

i told the owner of maxx fish he should change the name to beaucou poission...(Sp?....

to attract more euro trash into his bar...

open house party unit 5 sundance ridge top of gondola way what?

at 4 am...
Mar 28 2006 6:38PM
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Sloth
Posts: 2219 - Karma: 11
sorry craig i did not go... ps. CRAIG you are nutz. Solar coaster... I want details.
Mar 28 2006 8:47PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
beaucoup de poisson*
Mar 28 2006 11:09PM
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CHARLES.BRONSON
Posts: 3123 - Karma: 229
FUCKING EPIC he did backflip 180 screamin semen japan grab saturday
Mar 29 2006 2:22AM
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dbrizz
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genie
Mar 29 2006 2:36AM
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Nadia.
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 1,104
Haha fucking bacardigras at savage.. sooo much free crap... anyone want bacardi goggles, or mens XL fleecies/t-shirts? It literally is crap. The red beads leave a stain on the neck. Oh well. Rough night.
Mar 29 2006 7:13PM
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Sloth
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The jacket came into my store today holding his hand up as a gun to my head walking fast towards me and YELD really loud "BANG" and everyone turned around to look to find out that it was just the jacket. ofcourse normal behaviour.
Mar 29 2006 10:25PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
how did you know the beads leave a mark?.k.. and.......

i just realized where i got my beads...

sick
Mar 30 2006 10:34AM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
it was a refrerence to a little band called underworld...

but there not big over hear...
Mar 30 2006 10:35AM
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Nadia.
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 1,104
Because I passed out drunk with like 5 strands of them on? and in the am my friend was like "WHOA THAT WASNT ME".. voila red streakies.
Mar 31 2006 8:25PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
https://newschoolers.com/ns3/web/forums/readthread.php?thread_id=208425&
Apr 1 2006 8:02PM
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CHARLES.BRONSON
Posts: 3123 - Karma: 229
props on the 360 off solar coaster attempt
Apr 2 2006 10:58PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
SO......... 5 years has come to an end,

fuck this shit

i lost my job,

i've had my pass clipp[ed,

And there are no fucking girls in this town that want to fuck,

i'm out-
Apr 4 2006 5:39PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
do not tell anyone that i'm moving to PC,
Apr 4 2006 5:39PM
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thecoyote
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 14
thats rough....move on to dudes? there are plenty in whis.
Apr 4 2006 5:47PM
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PFD
Posts: 568 - Karma: 11
G. paltro or something just drived by me in creekside,

or something,

I think ben mulroonie is intown too?
Apr 4 2006 5:57PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
where the fuck is PC?
Apr 4 2006 7:43PM
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