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Prom

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MattTweak
Posts: 234 - Karma: 10
ok so i have junior prom tomorrow night and my girlfriend is really into dancing but frankly i cant dance for shit. any tips?
Mar 24 2006 6:34PM
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Maxfreeride
Posts: 1185 - Karma: 13
dude you already are having your prom? ours isnt for a while, but people are making the biggest deal out of it, thats all kids are talking about and its in like over a month
Mar 24 2006 6:35PM
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nickmcnutt
Posts: 4396 - Karma: 2,966
dont step on her feet? unless thats a fad at your school or something...
Mar 24 2006 6:37PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
hold onto her hips and swivel back and forth. I even know this and i SUCK at dancing
Mar 24 2006 6:39PM
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MattTweak
Posts: 234 - Karma: 10
^ha thnx bro
Mar 24 2006 6:41PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
um, tear your acl or break your leg. then you have an excuse not to dance.
Mar 24 2006 6:53PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
im not going to my prom, fuck that shit
Mar 24 2006 6:54PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
a little alcohol will help u loosen up
Mar 24 2006 6:59PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
bang her hard before prom, she won't be able to dance.
Mar 24 2006 7:02PM
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skiSU
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
screw prom just go to the afterpartys
Mar 24 2006 7:25PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
i concur
Mar 24 2006 7:27PM
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Alpine3
Posts: 1813 - Karma: 37
proms are overrated... especially at our school

girls are so fucking gay.. none of them even grind or any shit like that.. they all dance together in like a circle.. but its nothing like a real dance.. they don't do shit.. so id say fuck it and save the $ for skiing
Mar 24 2006 7:29PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
prom at my school is sweet! i went in 9th and 10th grade and it was awesome. ours isnt for another month or so but it is going to be sweet.

i feel sorry for all of those people that feel prom is overrated
Mar 24 2006 11:50PM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
ill teach you how to dance.
Mar 25 2006 12:14AM
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BillyGoteMan
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 12
grab ahold of hips and go with le beats, yeah i suck at it i'm quite whitte
Mar 25 2006 12:28AM
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sugarnspice
Posts: 586 - Karma: 7
grab her junk, chicks love that.
Mar 25 2006 2:04AM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
Our prom is all swing type shit. No rap or grinding is supposed to be incorperated. To tell you the truth, I think prom is fucking stupid. But to girls, it's a big deal, and so I'm renting a tux, and going to prom with my gf. The dance may suck, but the rest of the night should be sweet.
Mar 25 2006 2:56AM
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jonnydub
Posts: 940 - Karma: 10
I like this idea and Melvs of banging her preprom. Sounds like a good plan
Mar 25 2006 3:27AM
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
prom sucks to say the least.

But oh well have fun, who cares if you suck make a joke out of it
Mar 25 2006 3:46AM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
fuck prom im not going. id rather go skate
Mar 25 2006 9:22AM
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Petecanski
Posts: 941 - Karma: 7
Yo, chill for a couple of minutes and dance how everyone else is, then do that, if you take peoples advice on here you'll look like a goon.
Mar 25 2006 2:59PM
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CooksCorner
Posts: 3939 - Karma: 22
Prom sucks because its "planned fun". Its like "Mark your calanders kids, cause that night is going to be AWESOMEO!" Fun is something that just happens, you cant force that shit, plus dancing without booze is like eating without food.
Mar 25 2006 3:04PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
our prom is costing fucking $93 grand CDN. not even shitting you, close to 100 thou. we couls feed a small african country for a year on that shit.

and for all you BCers...our principal is good ole' G-Camp's wife. she's abso-fucking-lutely insane.
Mar 25 2006 4:13PM
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jcoccagna
Posts: 529 - Karma: 10
Thats like my lifes motto
Mar 25 2006 4:15PM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
you need a montage that will fix all of your dancing problems
Mar 25 2006 6:20PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
Jeez, it's one night a year (2-4 times in your life) and it's just a good time where you can go hang out with friends, dress up and dance a bit. It's retarded how so many of you bitch about it. Just cause you are losers are your school and can't get a hot date, you bitch about how it's so overrated and stupid and a waste of time. Deal with it. Christ.
Mar 25 2006 6:26PM
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mmkay577
Posts: 828 - Karma: 10
holy shit dude 100 grand for prom, wat did you guys get
Mar 25 2006 6:41PM
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EastCoastSki*
Posts: 24 - Karma: 13
heyyy don't worry about the dancing, most guys in high school can't dance anyway, so it's all good. your girl should understand ;-) it's all about havin a good time anyway.
Mar 25 2006 10:00PM
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Leckett
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not much point in going if your just gona sit there the whole time
Mar 25 2006 10:22PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
Why sit there? Find a good date (somebody you can have fun with) and dance or just go and socialize. It's stupid to complain about something like prom.
Mar 25 2006 10:24PM
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snoopy
Posts: 5240 - Karma: 30
basicly, hold her and walk in a circle
Mar 25 2006 10:40PM
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Notorious_BLT
Posts: 3401 - Karma: 14
just get smashed before the dance so u have an excuse
Mar 25 2006 10:45PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
get drunk, then youll have a excuse
Mar 25 2006 10:47PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
Posts: 2215 - Karma: 43
just go with it
Mar 25 2006 10:59PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
fuck he posted like right before me
Mar 25 2006 11:02PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Dance anyway bitch
Mar 25 2006 11:37PM
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Am.Aaron
Posts: 443 - Karma: 22
1. Make sure your pants are easily unbuttoned
2. Start dancing
3. Whip out your cock and ram it in her butthole
4.
5. Profit.
Mar 25 2006 11:46PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
just thrust
Mar 26 2006 12:02AM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
yeah just have sex with her on the floor flat out public fucking
Mar 26 2006 1:00AM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
ya, drink a little before. just enough to make you kinda social. and then just go for it. but i shouldn't be telling you how to dance. that is just hat i would do. or smoke her out like 5 bowls and she will think you are a sick dancer no matter what
Mar 26 2006 1:40AM
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
yeah a drink or two might be okay. Unless you're a stupid drunk I went to dance drunk with some friends I acted ok, but my friends were an embarrasment, I had to leave it was sad. The was a dance held in a church, I made sure I didnt get pissed drunk and had fun until, my one friend started air thrusting towards girls. And the other decided he would try and "breakdance" aka a shitty attempt at cartwheel, and teddy bear handstands.


So as long as you can just have some fun and not act like an ass, then a shot or two might make you dance.
Mar 26 2006 2:37AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
just have fun. don't think about it. have a few beers, and just enjoy yourself.

i'm fuckin high, so whatever i just said, it was probably terrible advice. i can't focus enough to re-read what i wrote so i truly hope my fingers are accurately typing out what i'm thinking in my head.

goodnight
Mar 26 2006 2:38AM
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Mrkguru12
Posts: 1661 - Karma: 10
Honestly the only way to dance is to try to make the biggest ass of yourself you can. Then people will just think your funny if you cant dance. And if you can dance alright, then its all the better. As long as you look like your trying to do what your doing (if that made sense) it all works out.
Mar 26 2006 12:03PM
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macvid
Posts: 425 - Karma: 11
pretend ur drunk and go crazy
Mar 26 2006 12:43PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
dude.. only like 5% of all dudes can dance.. as long as u go out there.. losen up and do ur thing the ladies will love it and see u are confident in urself and ur skills and all will be good
Mar 26 2006 1:22PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
my prom last year was a live swing band and it was tight! the school put on an asembaly the week before and taught us all how for an hour.

prom was sweet cause we all sucked at swing but just went with it. just had fun for a while and then partied afterwards. it was good times
Apr 3 2006 1:25PM
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