Replying to shit is going too far...not really

ok so my slut of a roommate alison puked on my other roommate austin's 2 couches (1 upstairs 1 downstairs) and on his carpet upstairs. so to get back at her austin shit in a plastic bag, put it in her trash can, and closed her door w/the bag open. her room smells like shit right now...not hard shit...but gooey shit that has maximum smell density...she came back and almost puked and slept downstairs that night b/c it smelled so bad. i said we should've stuck the bag inside the heating vent to heat the poo up to make it smell worse...but no...didn't happen. ok i'm gonna go jump off the roof...later
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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311

from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311