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shit is going too far...not really
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ok so my slut of a roommate alison puked on my other roommate austin's 2 couches (1 upstairs 1 downstairs) and on his carpet upstairs. so to get back at her austin shit in a plastic bag, put it in her trash can, and closed her door w/the bag open. her room smells like shit right now...not hard shit...but gooey shit that has maximum smell density...she came back and almost puked and slept downstairs that night b/c it smelled so bad. i said we should've stuck the bag inside the heating vent to heat the poo up to make it smell worse...but no...didn't happen. ok i'm gonna go jump off the roof...later
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take a glass of milk and hide it in her room,if she doesnt find it then eeeewy
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hahaha thats awsome. why did she puke on both of his couches?
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he shoulda shit in her mouth
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your mom likes when i shit in her mouth
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story time...adam's drunk
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haha, one of the chem classes has had a thing of milk in the lab bench drowers sicne the 1st week of school and they are gonna take it out and spill it in a week or somehting... its gonna smell so bad.
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hahahahaha, shit in a bag and left it open, hahaahahahahaha, and that heating vent idea is gold
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Putting a dead fish under her couch is good too. or inside the cushions. thats even better.
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or fill her room with packing peanuts. That would be funny because when she opened the door they'd fall on her and she would scream and you would run and laugh at her.
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we do that at parties..put like shrimp and fish and shit in people jacket pockets
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heres the best one of all... topshelf in the persons toilette... meaning take a shit in the top part of the toilette where all the pumps and tubes are... it will stink like all hell and the person will never know where its coming from and will have the worste time ever getting that out... its impossible to figure out where the smells coming from and it stinks like hell.
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yes... but burningshit smells wors. Or piss evapata.. evopotorring.. evaporating...shit you know melting ahhh shit..whats that word, kinda ike flying away?
My god... i can't think of anything funny to say here
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evaporating! anyways, a thing i had done when i was younger, is steal from the cafeteria a tray, put a piece of shit on the plate,put piss in the glass, stick the ustensiles in the shit, put a litle shiton thenapkin. we put it the doorstep of a house, rang a doorbell and ran
My god... i can't think of anything funny to say here
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lol that is funny, must have been a horrible smell
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