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Who would win in a slopestyle comp?
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Who would win in a slopestyle comp between Superman, Jesus, Homer Simpson, you or Vinnie Dorion and why?
I think Superman would win cuz he could do like D-spin 18000s with super tweaked tailgrabs since he can fly.
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Superman can't actually fly. That's a misconception that was picked up in the later days of the cartoons. He can only jump really, really high and far. (leap tall buildings in a single bound)
His pop would be amazing, and he'd be invincible. So I guess that's an advantage.
Jesus can walk on water, so he could do some cool puddle stuff.
Homer seems to have a lot of luck, so I'd assume he'd be able to pull off a lot without knowing it. Plus, he's one tough bastard, so he could take his spills.
However, none of these three people have any experience, so they'd just be hucking. And even with his godlike pop, superman would just overair all the jumps and his skis wouldn't hold.
So I say that Vinnie would win.
Drunk, hooked on crack, lying in the gutter curled around my skis in the fetal position wearing nothing but the head of a chicken suit.
Damn I hate fall.
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i am gonna have to go with jeebus on this one. he could make everyone else suck really bad, could homer do that? nope
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vinni would win cause he is the only one who speak french as a first language and we all know that frenchies are the best.
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i'd say Homer because he can do anything when he get's into the duff!!
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homer or vinnie, cause he has the most experience, and as someone said, homer is unstoppable when he hits the duff
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Jesus has an unfair advantage,.
You are all forgeting his cult like following. Most of the judges would score him well because they are affriad of being sent to hell.
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dude homer would totally own those guys...u saw him ski bumps in that one episode, it was SO stylie
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There's no such thing as jesus...so he can't win
Homer's too drunk to be coordinated enough...but he has dumb luck on his side
Vinnie is both human AND french...that's a big disadvantage
Superman is invincible, he can fly, he moves incredibly fast and he gets his energy from the sun......he would win no problem with a double dspin 8000 quintuple grab.
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what??????? how can you say there is no such thing as JESUS? what???? ok..... then you know what the Roman empire was just a bunch of kids that had some gang turf. I mean really?
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what are you a jew? you don't beleive in jesus your going to hell
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dude, the devil would win because he would make everyone else fall.
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jesus. god would be on his side.
2nd is vinnie.
3rd is homer.
4th is superman. his lawndart in the game was niiiiice
and a far away 5th is me.....
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being that all of them are fake except vinnie he would win, and even if they wern't he would beat them supa man would fly off to save some in guatamaule, homer would land on his head like in the episode when he did go skiing, and jesus wouldn't want to compete with anyone
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Vinnie is number one dude a 18000 spin would look gay if superman did one.
-Cause im a Cracka-
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homer can almost jump sprigfield gorge on a skate board, now if that isnt experience enough i dont know what is
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MDfresh, I believe you might be confused.
Superman can fly, unless video games have taught me wrong, superman can fly in every superman video game I have ever played.
In the T.V series he could fly, and even in the movies he could fly.
Now, to prove that he doesn't jump. All jumps go in the mathematical line structure of a parabola. Now, when I see Superman 'jump', he stays as level as a plane which would basicly prove mathematics wrong. Also, I have seen superman change from one direction from another in midair proving he cannot be jumping.
In conclusion, I am awake at 2:20 in the morning talking about why superman flys instead of jumping. What I should be doing is studing for this huge psychology test tommorow worth 10 % of my mark. Therefore, I should close Internet Explorer and goto bed.
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hahahah...i knew my jesus comment would cause a little commotion.
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who is the bastard who said that being french is a disavantage!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol...me again!
hahah, s'all good...i'm just messin with you guys.
superman would still win though.
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Superman could do more than a fucking d-spin
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I cant see superman being good on rails.
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Admitting to being a troll LOL old school
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Well, thats not fair. Superman cant get hurt so no matter what he can win.
Homer tends to get lucky on his run. But Vinnie actually did a REAL contribution in life.
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Haha Bishop got first what a champ
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Quality thread hahah laughing my ass off
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Probably superman. He could stomp sick shit past the Big Air Dave Zone and afterbang like a thug. All he'd have to do is acquire a tall t.
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It'd be a three jump line, he'd hit the first jump and land on the last jumps landing
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I think superman would through down a sick jump line and come in a close second but Jesus absolutely slays rails. Its a fact just read the bible.
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