Replying to Funny story: my asshole friend learns a lesson

I've got a friend, let's call him A. He's a really funny guy and actually a pretty nice guy too but he really gets off on saying rude and innapropriate things especially to girls. All our girl friends know thats how he is and let him get away with it. Some classic lines include "wow, your ass got huge" "what the fuck? you're dressed like my third grade teacher" and " i'm going to fuck your vagina till it bleeds". A probably sounds like someone you wouldnt want to know and i thought so at first but he really has a way of pulling it off. Anyways we're at a club and he notices this one drunk chick that has been approaching a lot of guys. She comes to dance with him and he steps back and goes "sorry, you're going to have to be better looking". god knows why he said it, even he later admitted she was pretty hot. This girl immediately boots him as hard as she can in the nuts. While he is buckled over she beans him in the face, splits his lip and he's bleeding everywhere. His face is all fucked up and one of his teeth is loose and hes gotta go see a dentist. He's my boy but he had it coming.