Avril Lavign

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Insane

i seen on tv people giving the heavy metal sign when she was playing complicated,
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.

Feb 22 2003 6:31PM

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lizziebeth

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'oh man, avril's music is soooo punk. she's my hero. i wanna be just like her when i grow up.'
-12-year-old girl at the grocery store.

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Feb 22 2003 6:44PM

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Ds91260

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avrils a preppy little bitch, she goes around sayin 'o im a punk for sure' and then she puts out a bunch of gay music that isnt ne thing like punk, and she always has that gay look on her face like, o, look at me, im sad, buy my cd, well u know what she can shove a hockey stick up her ass and go back to canadia
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Feb 22 2003 6:48PM

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Pro

your mom likes a hockey stick up her ass everyonce and a while

Feb 22 2003 6:51PM

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Insane

you should of came out of your moms ass scotch,cuz she so used to swallowing,i dunno what made her change her mind to take the ejaculate inside,
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.

Feb 22 2003 7:18PM

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Pro

well, she was doesn't mind going down on you simply because you're shooting blanks you dirty pigfucker

Feb 22 2003 7:33PM

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Insane

only if your dad woulda been shooting blanks at that time you were concieved,then thwy wouldnt of had to spend millions of dollars to care your retarded shitface,instead maybe they could of spent 35cents for a bullter and everything would of been solved
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.

Feb 22 2003 7:36PM

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Loner

dave..all i have to say is WTF.that was soo completely random...
*All the 'Best Deceptions and the Clever Cover Story' awards go to you*

Feb 22 2003 7:37PM

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i was never conceived.....i am god's gift TO YOUR MOM!

Feb 22 2003 7:45PM

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l_KeViN_l

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my cousin is her neighbour, I got my picture taken with her.. huge snob... never bought an album in her life.. but shes sooooo hot..

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

Feb 22 2003 7:49PM

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petek

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avril lavigne is gonna be the next vanilla ice, when they realize that she isnt really a skater girl. Maybe not cuz she's hot

its not where u ride, its how hard you ride it!
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Feb 22 2003 7:56PM

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K_2

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I think Avril is not a punker...more a popper!

Feb 22 2003 8:09PM

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1212j5j5

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i reckon i'd bang her :)
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Feb 22 2003 8:13PM

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five0

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he was a ducttapeboy she said see ya later boy
he wasnt good enough for her
now he's hes huckin on his candides
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Feb 22 2003 8:41PM

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seward

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rain drops are falling on my head
but that dosnt mean that the ski will soon be turning red.
la laa la laa la la
la laa la laa la la
oh sorry wrong song.

I eat fruit when i cant eats nomores - my super stoned friend on tips to getting your money's worth at buffet's

Feb 22 2003 8:42PM

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chris_01

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she used to sing country... thats all i have to say
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Feb 22 2003 10:27PM

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dez22

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shes hardcore shit, you fucks dont know what your talking about
'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt

Feb 22 2003 10:56PM

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OReJow

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she's not hot. she looks like axl rose.

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Feb 22 2003 11:19PM

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UpDawg

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She is the worst thing to happen to music ever- shes not punk in anyway, just becuase she wears a fucking wristband and a tie thats hardly on doesnt make her anything...but she is hot.

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2003-02-22 18:18:35
cry me a river you faggot! You can go eat shit - just like your mom

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2003-02-22 18:24:53
wow thanx for the advice scotch,i guess i will be eating shit when you see me in your moms casket with her legs stuck up in the air while i ravage her dead fucken corpse,i was wondering why she wasnt moving the last few weeks,but i think that fact of her knowing her son was a fucken queer might of killed her or maybe she just choked on my jizz cuz shes a whore
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.

Feb 22 2003 11:34PM

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Loner

hahaha five0 that was gold...

*All the 'Best Deceptions and the Clever Cover Story' awards go to You*

Feb 23 2003 12:02AM

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andy156

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i dont think she is even or WAS a skater/ punk i think her record label just made her do this. it doesnt matter she should still die...
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Feb 23 2003 12:03AM

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five0

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for those who missed it

he was a ducttapeboy she said see ya later boy
he wasnt good enough for her
now he's huckin on his candides

wheres pauls hhe has to see it b4 i stop posting it
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Viva la resistance!

Feb 23 2003 12:07AM

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lalalalaura

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anyone who wears a tie without a collared shirt, deserves to be strangled

sometimes truth is stranger than fiction...

Feb 23 2003 1:07AM

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l_KeViN_l

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her image is as marketed as britney spears, or n'sync...

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

Feb 23 2003 1:23AM

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lagwagon

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ANYONE WHO IS POP OBVIOUSLY WANTS EITHER MONEY OR FAME, SO EITHER WAY YOUR A LOSER.
YOU EITHER ARE GREEDY AND WANT MONEY, OR YOU HAVE A SUPEREGO.

BUT SHE TALKS DIRTY IN HER SONG SO I LIKE IT.
Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?

Feb 23 2003 3:55AM

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ductapeboy

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ha ha.... yea five0 that was GREAT. lol. te he... you love the random posts steph. the best part is when people say that 'i'm with you ooo oohoo' song is an emo song. that makes me laugh. she is such a country singer. ha ha.

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Feb 23 2003 1:37PM

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crazykiker99

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yea so many stupid preteen girls at my school idolive her as a punk..its retarded

Feb 23 2003 2:55PM

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AVRIL LAVIGNE IS SOOOOO EMO..what are you talking about dave.....hahahhahaa not in ANY way is she at all emo....

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Feb 23 2003 4:26PM

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What

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Insane

shes a tryhard and the record companies executives image of punk

'Remember, dont pull your dick out untill she asks, or sleeping, BAH' - Jay's little angel
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Feb 23 2003 4:38PM

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Itsbackfliptime

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why does it matter what she is. Shes pretty hot and her music isnt too bad. That tie is fucking retarded though. Someone should strangle her with it.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass

Feb 23 2003 5:19PM

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seward

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all i know
is shes damn rich

I eat fruit when i cant eats nomores - my super stoned friend on tips to getting your money's worth at buffet's

Feb 23 2003 6:08PM

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lanks

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im not TRYING to defend her in any way, but the thing is, what if she was punk? we'd hate her too. everyone knows that girls in punk suck ass. no joke. so she gets screwed over whatever she does. and for the record, i hate her, and it didnt help when our school ad an avril lavigne day as a part of our spirit week...uggghhhhhhhh *shudder*

Feb 23 2003 6:33PM

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Feb 23 2003 7:20PM

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Feb 23 2003 7:24PM

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Feb 23 2003 7:36PM

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she looks alot like her mother

Feb 23 2003 8:19PM

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Lord_Piot

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keep posting those pics.
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Feb 23 2003 9:35PM

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swedishgeekness

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Lame

MY girlfriend is eásily much hotter!

Feb 24 2003 5:51AM

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StriderMG

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her music does suck a fatty, and they sounded aweful at the grammy's last night.

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech

Feb 24 2003 1:54PM

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OReJow

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probably cause she's swedish.

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Feb 24 2003 2:01PM

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mommy

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shes a filfth-whore.

Feb 24 2003 2:45PM

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Loner

how is avril lavigne a filth-whore?

*All the 'Best Deceptions and the Clever Cover Story' awards go to You*

Feb 24 2003 3:27PM

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