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How do you describe Jibbing?
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Ok, so i have a rail, and a jump in my front yard, and people that have nothing to do wiht skiing (i e never been) but seem to have an abundance of curiousity always ask me about it. I dont know what to say, thye know nothing of skiiers doing rails, jumps, or pipe, most of them dont even know there is such thing. One man saw me doing 180s off of my tiny jump, and said, 'wow your getting good at turning' . Some1 else saw me hitting my rail and said that it looked like i had a piece of eavestroff in my way, and proceded to attempt to clear it out. SO, i was wondering how i best describe rails, and jumps to those of less skiing knowledge?
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Ryan- WHo Skiis at Blue?
Charles- I am more into cross country, but i ski there sometimes.
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tell them all to stop starin at you and to go eat big floppy donkey dicks
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?
me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
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where i come from, thats not an insult (ie, they would go do it, and enjoy it)
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I'm Scared
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o.k then,plan b then..................i have no plan,im tryin to be all technical but i failed,
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me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
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tell them 'im skiin bitch' really do it, and if they say otherwise just say 'fuck you' and then ignore them
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Alex
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ha. ok.. next time my mom asks what i am doing, i will say those exact words... good advice :P
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I'm Scared
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I like to jib your mom - when she asked how to do i simply gave her a demonstration and i had her screamin for hours
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FUCK YOU, come up with your own fucking style you flaming homosexual monkey fucker!
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scotch, sammy, break it up... sammy, your nasty. scotch, what the fuck are you talking about?
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I'm Scared
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shut up sammy, ur a bitch just like all the other ppl actin like scotch, hes the only one who can pull it off, so go die sammy
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Alex
Screw Moseley!
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::Viva la Resistance!::
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ha ha. well said.
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I'm Scared
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sammy,she was screaming cuz she never seen anything so damn tiny before
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me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
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Sammy you're nothing but a fucking cockswallowing Ballsnagger! NEVER EVER imitate me you shitmonger
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damn, so i guess we have to now nominate scotch as the king of everyones mom
Life sucks, get a fucking helmet
-Denis Leary
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your mom likes to call me the king too...
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just do a 540 onto their face. It works for me.
My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
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Or alot of times if you say that you do jumps people will think you are an aerial skier.
Tell 'em you do all the stuff that snowboarders do, rails/pipe/jumps... only on two boards instead of one.
Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
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