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bigskia
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I'm trying to think of some good pranks to pull on a school by my house. Any one know of any cheap ones?


'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.

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Feb 21 2003 4:25PM
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Lateralis
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theres toilet paper but thats kind of shitty hahahahha hilarious
Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?

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Feb 21 2003 4:26PM
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unnatural
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well a lighter costs like a dollar and im sure theres plenty of paper in your school
Feb 21 2003 4:27PM
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221
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round up a whole bunch of stray dogs and let them go inside. Try to find dogs with rabies.

'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
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Feb 21 2003 4:29PM
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petek
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buy some saran wrap, and cover the toilettes seats with em, its fuckn hilarious. Or if u got a teacher u don't like, freeze a can of shaving foam, cut out the bottom, and put it in his desk, it will be overflowin with foam, i got all this from maxim btw.



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Feb 21 2003 4:30PM
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bigskia
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i'm thinking more at night or over a weekend


'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Feb 21 2003 4:30PM
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Lateralis
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hahaha we did the shaving cream thing,its nuts,and a couple years ago one of my friends took a shit load of dish soap and dumped it all the huge fountain downtown (the business section) and by morning just one huge giant sud,a few roads were closed and it took a day or two to clean up,it was great
Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?

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Feb 21 2003 4:42PM
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bigskia
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that sounds good lateralis. maybe i can get into a pool


'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Feb 21 2003 4:43PM
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Phrosty
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blow that fucker up


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Feb 21 2003 4:44PM
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221
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In the spring, the automatic sprinklers will pop up in the middle of the night. Kick off the srinkler heads - you get a geyser of water like 50 feet high and it makes a HUGE pond by morning.

'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
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Feb 21 2003 4:48PM
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Lateralis
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can i ask why you wanna do this to your school?? what did it ever do to you
Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?

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Feb 21 2003 4:50PM
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it gave him a poor education just like everyone else

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Feb 21 2003 5:24PM
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Lateralis
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fair enough
Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?

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Feb 21 2003 5:28PM
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bigskia
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no i'm going to do it to a rival high school.


'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Feb 21 2003 5:37PM
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Lateralis
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im just gonna make one up,save a bunch of like small glass bottles from a brand of juice,get a few friends and drink lots and lots of fluids,preferably beer and piss in all the bottle and then launch them at the school,piss everywhere and plus youll be hammered,what more can you ask for?
Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?

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Feb 21 2003 5:39PM
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petek
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a trip to jail



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Feb 21 2003 6:51PM
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lizziebeth
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if the school is two stories or more, let a cow (or three) into the building and lead it up the stairs. cows can go up stairs but not down.

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Feb 21 2003 7:08PM
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nealdawgdiamond
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hahaha getting a cow in there would be funny as hell, but yeh i think the shaving cream one would be pretty funny to, freezing it and all, try that one


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Feb 21 2003 9:30PM
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SNOWMAN17
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nonono get 3 pigs or chicken or ne thing thatl run around in the hall, write a giant #1 on the side of one in sharpie and a giant #3 and #4 on the others so when they get them, they thin that theres a #2 somewhere in the school, so they look for like days its soo funny

and at night u get some plant i cant remember what its called but it only grows in the end of summer, and u put it on the football field (only grass) during the winter , try to spell your schools initials , real big, and so during the football season it like grows up in like 2 days like 1-2 feet tall its funny shit

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.
my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
Feb 21 2003 9:32PM
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CTripper
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go to walmart and buy a cleaning solution called the works. Poor the entire bottle into an empty 2 liter bottle. put small pieces of tin foil into the bottle, and put the top on. You should do this while you are in the school, like the bathroom or something. Then you leave the bottle in the bathroom, and the tin foil will do some sort of chemical reaction with the cleaning solution and it will explode. Or you can bottles with dry ice and water, and the pressure will build up and make this explode too. They should both sound really fuckin loud, like shotguns
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Feb 22 2003 4:23PM
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Lateralis
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to make a real mess,get some paint cans with paint in them and put dry ice in it and seal andkablooey,paint in every which way
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?
me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Feb 22 2003 4:48PM
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ski_615
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put a whole bunch of grease or butter on the gym's floor.
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Feb 22 2003 9:12PM
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jibs
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My town has a giant sign made out of wooden letters that says 'harbourfest aug 1 2 & 3' when i was younger we used to cut the chain and rearrange the letters to write things like '321 fat hoes & U' 'UR FAT' and '213 Sour farts'. It's right along the main road in town and we'd do it right before the harbourfest weekend so the next day all the tourists would see it.

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Feb 22 2003 9:12PM
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jarossamdb7
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someone let a pig into our school once. it ran aroung screeming. this one kid who has pigs cought it and put it ouside
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Feb 22 2003 10:07PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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if you freeze shaving cream and put it in a car it'll fill the whole thing. Or fill a whole classroom with packing peanuts. Or a bathroom stall or something.

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Feb 22 2003 11:27PM
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newschooler14
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someone put a cow in our school a couple years ago.

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Feb 23 2003 2:07PM
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gravitybytes
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some kids last year put super glue in all the locks of all of the rooms of one building of our school. The school had to replace all of the locks in that building.
Feb 23 2003 2:15PM
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skibrdingbitch
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no no no, you guys are going through it all the wrong way.. you gotta make a statement, gotta really make um mad and ake um think, 2 years ago our seniors slashed the tires of our buses (yes a fellony) put a blow up doll on the falgpole and caacked all the doors shut. because of the buses, we didn't have skool for the day. the year before that, they took the 'drunk driving car' pushed it up infront of the skool, took the wheels off, filled it with malch and tipped it on its side, then wrote in spray paint on it. it was pretty funny and the school nearly shit itself trying to figure out what todo.
whatever you do, don't spray paint nething, cause it is stupid, never comes off, and in the heat on the moment you will write something and comepletly regret it, for instance a kid started writing his last name, so our sidewalks still to this day says 'hart' his last name was hartig
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Feb 23 2003 2:35PM
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BMit
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shit in the top part of the toilet, they wont know where the smell is coming from
Feb 23 2003 2:45PM
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Skifree737
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LOL lizziebeth thats the best idea ever...haha what would they do with a cow on the top floor that can't go down stairs!! haha they'd have to kill it or pay a lot of money for a crain opperation- or both. ....i really do think its physically impossible for a cow to walk down stairs, not to mention it would be to scared to go back down.
Feb 23 2003 2:57PM
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Lateralis
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get a bunch of chickens and let them loose,thatd be crazy
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Feb 23 2003 6:11PM
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ECFS-Attitash
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dig up the flag pole and move it...termites are a good bet for that long term prank...uh, dead fish are great...hide em in the ceiling panels.

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Feb 23 2003 6:40PM
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SNOWMAN17
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can somone explain the freezing the shaving cream prank im confused

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.
my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
Feb 23 2003 7:33PM
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j.bird
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ok first you freeze the can, then cut out the bottom, and put it somewhere, and as it melts, it foams up like shaving cream, with the whole can open, it is so much cream that it will like fill a whole car or desk, or small kloset.
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Feb 23 2003 7:42PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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yeah our school has had some fucked up shit last year with seniors, they got on the roof really early and filled trash barrels with dead rotting fish and dumped it off when the principal came in the front door, some kid got all his dirtbike gear and rode through the halls doing wheelies burnouts and shit, two years ago the cemented every door shut its always cool u should get a goat lead it to there third floor (or highest point possible) and break one of its legs and leave it

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Feb 23 2003 7:44PM
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lineskier10
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do you cut out the whole bottom of the can or just cut a slit in it
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Feb 23 2003 9:04PM
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AJ_concepts
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The cow idea is good a kid did that a couple of years ago and they had to push it off the building. I dont know about ur school but at ours some of the school is one floor and in the winter they pile all of the snow from the parking lot up against one of the walls that are low and one year we had a lot of snow and sum kids drove an old car up onto the roof.
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Feb 23 2003 10:11PM
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PhattSarah
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We wanted to do the cow thing at our school, and also divert all the traffic from the main highway outside our school through the bus bay. But when we got to school on what was supposed to be our muck up day, we were told that if we were planning to do anything and not planning to go to class that we should leave. So we did. That was our prank day.
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Feb 23 2003 10:37PM
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skibrdingbitch
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or you get agroup of seniors and completly park around the parking lot, so like no1 can park except the people blocking all the spots, it pisses the school off really bad
B double E double R U N, beerrun,
B double E double R U N, beerrun,
All you need is a ten nad a fiver
The keys to a car and a sober driver,
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Feb 23 2003 11:26PM
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j.bird
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you have to cut out the whole bottom of the can so u get maximum flowage
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Feb 24 2003 12:12AM
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221
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Do donuts on the football field, or flush a chunk of potassium down the toilet - it explodes and breaks the water pipes.

'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'your mom has a nasty gouge.'
Feb 24 2003 11:25AM
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madgrab
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Let 3 pigs go in the school and label them 1,2,4. they'll think they can't find the third one
Feb 24 2003 1:50PM
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C.Royce
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that was already mentioned
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Feb 24 2003 2:26PM
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switchmonkey
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get like twenty friends in on it and order up like fifteen thousand of those little 3/4 inch neon bouncy balls from oriental trading. it would only be like ten bucks a piece to get that many. take them to school in duffle bags and right after first period, all of you open them at the same time in different parts of the school in between class. let the melee begin. it will drive all the teachers crazy because they will just be flying all over the place.
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Feb 24 2003 5:40PM
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switchmonkey
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take a part a car and rebuild it (without the engine moron) on the roof of the school or in the principal's office if you can break in.
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Feb 24 2003 5:43PM
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lineskier10
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the bouncy ball idea sounds great
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Feb 24 2003 8:28PM
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K_2
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I heard of this really good one.Get some olive oil and then write your schools name on the rival schools cement parking spaces. Olive oil is near impossible to get out of the cement i'm pretty sure. Unless they want to redo that spot of the ground?
Feb 24 2003 9:07PM
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FreshCoast
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Last Year a there was a huge party and we downed quite a few kegs. When we arrived to school the next monday we found all the kegs half burried and cemented around the school.
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Feb 24 2003 9:50PM
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lanks
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back in the day, my uncle and his fellow jocks from the football team picked up a young female teacher's small hatchback, turned it sideways, brought it through the main entrance and inside the school, and set it down upright in the foyer just before lunch. lol they got in sooo much trouble
Feb 24 2003 9:54PM
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UpDawg
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ok, whtas this about shaving cream and freezing it? do you just freeze a can of shaving cream and let it sit in a warm car and it'll explode or what?
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Feb 24 2003 10:12PM
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j.bird
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ok first you freeze the can, then cut out the bottom, and put it somewhere, and as it melts, it foams up like shaving cream, with the whole can open, it is so much cream that it will like fill a whole car or desk, or small kloset. Cut off the whole bottom so as it thaws it foams up super bad




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Feb 25 2003 7:32PM
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