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Self defence mechanism

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Sharpy
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well, everyone knows that the more you drink the uglier you will go for sex. well, anyone veer notice how after a lot of alcohol, you can barely get it up anyways. Well, science has shown that this is a self defence mechanism that has evovled in men to keep from mating with "unfit" females.
Mar 21 2006 6:23PM
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ghettoprep
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Cool!
Mar 21 2006 6:25PM
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soulskier
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god bless my penis
Mar 21 2006 6:38PM
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Powdahound
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haha thats mad good
Mar 21 2006 6:43PM
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back_woods
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hahahaha

yeah i think i read that paper in class. Nature journal or something eh justin?
Mar 21 2006 6:45PM
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skifree919
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its fuckin impossible to finish when you are drunk. Over the summer, it took like 40 minutes while getting head to finally finish. I had to "help myself out" for a bit. I think the lady got a bit tired
Mar 21 2006 7:28PM
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ItsPhil
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haha self defense
Mar 21 2006 7:30PM
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n-o
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ahahaha
Mar 21 2006 8:05PM
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jayamait
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hahahaha
Mar 21 2006 8:24PM
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Blademan
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haha thats awsome....
Mar 21 2006 9:54PM
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strato144
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hahahahha so true so true
Mar 21 2006 10:03PM
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wdbo.
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it all makes sense
Mar 21 2006 10:08PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
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My "defense" mechanism is on overdrive then, cause when I'm hammered, like, really really hammered, I can't get it up for anything. I was going out with a pretty hot girl for a while, and I just couldn't do it when I was drunk. And to top it off, when I could get it up, I couldn't finish off at all. So many times I had to pull out the ol' "sorry babe, I swear this has never happened before!" line
Mar 21 2006 11:17PM
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wdbo.
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im sorry but that is actually a rediculous theory
Mar 21 2006 11:19PM
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Marto
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Yeh, I don’t like it either. It would make sense in females as they have to wait 9 months between passing on genes, so they have to be picky about who they breed with. Males on the other hand just go throwing their genes around making as many babies as possible because there is no wait between.
Mar 23 2006 1:32AM
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Sharpy
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you guys need to learn to take a joke, it wasnt meant to be taken seriously

animal behaviour disctates though that because females make a greater investement in reproduction: since they only have a few egs; it takes longer to produce those eggs; greater physiological drain to make one egg as opposed to a sperm; is the one to bear the offspring; and in most cases rear the offspring. Because of this investement, females are the ones who pick out of a group of males who their mate is going to be, males generally have no choice in the animal kingdom. That is why males are the brightly coloured ones and have horns; in order to grab the females attention. I'm a 2nd year biology major. Thanks for the input though.
Mar 23 2006 8:49AM
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freestyler540
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hahahahaha thats great!
Mar 23 2006 8:53AM
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BurkeSter
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that is great lol her mouthprobably sore and dry by the end lol
Mar 23 2006 9:10AM
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