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DRISKEY
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why does everyone hate gorilla steez? for some people, like myself, it is my natural style when i approach jumps. i dont try and go gorilla steez so i can be cool and look like tanner and stuff, its just natural and most comfortable for me. i dont see how a style of skiing is hated so much


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Feb 20 2003 11:09PM
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Matty.
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WORD


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Feb 20 2003 11:10PM
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Lateralis
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but some people actually try to be like tanner
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Feb 20 2003 11:14PM
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Ds91260
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and thats whats gay, people trying to change their style to be like someone else so theyre 'cool', just ski how its easiest for u
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Feb 20 2003 11:37PM
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Caden
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well personally i think its pretty rad... trust me, not to be like tanner, but sometimes i get down like that and stuff just to adjust to some jumps... i mean some jumps i dont need to, but others it just feels like i hafta get low going up to it to comfortably do a big grab...




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Feb 20 2003 11:41PM
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Gregg
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Do we really need to have ad nauseum discussions about gorilla steeze?


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Feb 21 2003 12:01AM
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bigskia
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read about tanner hall and gorilla style in the new freeze when you get it. he talks about trying to get away from it now. so we can now see whether the fad will die out or not.
almost positive he talked about it in new freeze, i didn't have a lot of time to read so i skimmed


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Feb 21 2003 12:25AM
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JibbaJabba
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 8
first off, no he doesnt, he isnt even in the new freeze. Second off, you fucks care WAY too much about how other people people ski. Worry about yourself and have fun. fuck everyone else.
Feb 21 2003 12:35AM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
shut the fuck up you dead baby raping pieces of fucking shit no one fucking gives a flying fuck about any of this shit. fuck off. go fucking whack off thinking about your sisters
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Feb 21 2003 3:27AM
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HINT163
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first of all, dont dis on baby-rapers. second, i think the gorilla steeze is the shit on rails, it looks way smoother and helps you grind rails cause you keep your weight forward and on your front foot. i havent really tried it out on jumps, but whatever dude, it is tits though

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Feb 21 2003 4:55PM
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Lateralis
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everyone gets low sometimes,i do it cuz you get more speed the lower you are
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Feb 21 2003 4:56PM
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Anson
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word to the baby rapers, dont dis till you've done boys.
Feb 21 2003 6:00PM
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lineskier610
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Look at tanners hall in propaganda and look at it in happy dayz. How does someones style really change that drastically? I don't get it.
Feb 21 2003 6:56PM
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Holyflyingskiman
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That is how I ski I like it cause I fell more blanched on rails and going off a jump, just fells right. I’m not trying to copy tanner at all that’s just the way I ski.
Feb 21 2003 7:03PM
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WIfreeskier
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haha, i'm gonna start the opposite of gorilla steeze. It's gonna be called pencil steeze, where you spin with your legs completely straight and do rails without bending your knees, hahah.



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Feb 21 2003 7:39PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
that would be hilarious
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Feb 21 2003 7:41PM
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Dfresh
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i find it easier to hit rails real low

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Feb 21 2003 9:40PM
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SeanB
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I don't mind people crouching low on rails and it helps me too but I prefer to crouch without putting my hands way down by my ankles as in my opinion that makes it look like you're trying to take a dump on the rail or something.


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Feb 21 2003 10:43PM
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MSPbum
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I do it naturally too.
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Feb 21 2003 10:53PM
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DRISKEY
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jibbajabba, get your thumb out of your clit and go choke on a huge donkey shit


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Feb 22 2003 7:59PM
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petek
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sometimes, i do it steezy



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Feb 22 2003 8:05PM
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JibbaJabba
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hahahahaha good one. i just wanna know why the fuck you all care about the way everyone else skis. Doesnt that seem fuckin retarded?
Feb 22 2003 8:11PM
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SeanB
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what harm is there in casually discussing personal preferences in style? It's not like we're plotting to eliminate gorilla steeze or anything.


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Feb 22 2003 8:14PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i've never seen a gorilla ski

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Feb 22 2003 8:59PM
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DRISKEY
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line69 could not have said it better... thank you


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Feb 22 2003 9:30PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
Gorilla Steeze like Tanner and Dash Longe do it looks ridiculous. It basically eliminates any style you may have, I think those two skiers have two of the worst styles in skiing right now. But ya, whatever floats your boat, you might thing what I like looks like shit, it's all personal preference.
Feb 22 2003 9:36PM
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D-spin
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when im riding around i think about ti but when im actully aproaching the jump i jsut go rilla naturly


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Feb 22 2003 9:38PM
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