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Osama bin Laden....Shit

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bigskia
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I guess in one of his latest movies/tapes he said he's going to martyr himself this year. That's fucking gay. I hope he tries to get into the U.S. and then gets the shit kicked out of him by security or people at the airport. i can see it now, 100's of angry people because they're flights canceled due to him swarming his sorry ass and beating him till he'll do anything like take it from behind like scotch


'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.

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Feb 20 2003 7:21PM
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cumguzzlingking
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hey ski-homo, do you think you could shove your head any farther up phrosty's ass?
Feb 20 2003 11:09PM
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Ski-hobo
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dude, I just said it was funny, and it was you fuck wit
Feb 20 2003 11:11PM
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cumguzzlingking
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jealous?
Feb 20 2003 11:12PM
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TAK
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that petek bitch bite my sig!!!
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A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyrs blood - Irish proverb

''One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny.''
-Bertrand Russel
Feb 20 2003 11:43PM
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Lateralis
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in other words,he'll be a kamikaze,
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Feb 20 2003 11:50PM
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gravteck
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Joan of Arc a martyr... are you joking. That girl was just a nutjob. She heard voices from God, blah blah blah, came to King Charles, like hear let me beat up some English. But after Charles decided he was done campaigning against the English, crazy Joan decides to go attack some English again... nutjob. She gets captured by Burgundian soldiers, and they sell her to the English. They try her for heresy, sorcery, and wearing men's clothes. But then she repented her wrongdoings to get life imprisonment... yea heck of a martyr. But then in prison she gets caught wearing men's clothes, and is burned at the stake for it. So if she was a martyr for anything it was being a fan of male clothing. Joan of Arc being a martyr is retarded... she was just a crazy lady who didn't really want to die.
Feb 21 2003 12:35AM
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Phrosty
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i love's them crazy bitches like joan.


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Feb 21 2003 1:00PM
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No way, Bin is the shit! He has nine wives, he's filthy rich, and just chills all day in the desert broin down with his extremist terrorist friends and shoots his AK and makes explosives and nerve gas. Dude knows how to live. Man that gay building in New York was too damn tall anyways. Bush is a pole smoking fagget compared to Osama.

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Feb 21 2003 2:40PM
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SkierX
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Haha, i wonder how many people can be offended by that last post.
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Feb 21 2003 2:51PM
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bigskia
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in the event he didn't fuck up america it would be pretty cool to be him.


'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Feb 21 2003 3:26PM
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Phrosty
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someone posted that exact same post in a thread a long time ago about osama.


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lineskier10 - 'Phrosty you're such a dipshit, you don't even deserve to be on this site your such a stupid fuck.'
smuggs - 'Shut up Phrosty'
Dspin7x - 'phrosty youre just a fucking idiot'
c_lo - 'Alright, Phrosty is a homo but I'm going to have to agree with him on the poser issue here.'
powskier1080 - 'All your signature sums up is how big a fuckup you are.'
googoo271 - 'Oh of course we get a post from our good ignorant assfuck, phrosty'
Feb 21 2003 4:50PM
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TAK
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Milla Jovavich is so fucking hot.
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A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyrs blood - Irish proverb

''One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny.''
-Bertrand Russel
Feb 21 2003 7:32PM
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SkiFakie614
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I sure as hell wouldn't wanna be osama: he's one of the funniest looking humans alive.


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Feb 22 2003 1:41AM
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westcoaststyle
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tak, were you watching resident evil too?
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Feb 22 2003 5:00AM
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DRISKEY
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yea, osama is a pretty goofy lookin bastard


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Feb 22 2003 6:28PM
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Lateralis
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thats why osama doesnt like sex,everything he spreads legs he sees bush
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Feb 22 2003 6:38PM
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petek
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thats a good one man, lol



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